KryssCom
krysscom.bsky.social
KryssCom
@krysscom.bsky.social
Software engineer, dungeon master, woodworker, weightlifter, metalhead, animal-lover, and unapologetically pragmatic progressive.
People who aren't trash don't give a shit if you call misandrists (and misogynists) trash 🤷‍♂️
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm never particularly surprised by the results, but I do enjoy doing these sorts of tests from time to time, for whatever reason
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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"Democratic-Party-Try-Not-To-Be-Catastrophically-Pathetic-For-Five-Fucking-Minutes Challenge (Impossible)"
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Oh hey. Did you ever notice that our music is soulless low-effort garbage with lazy misandrist lyrics, methodically formulated explicitly for the purpose of making us and our record labels obscenely rich?"

"Yeah! DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS??!"

"YEAH!!!"
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Why are you peasants so unimpressed by our new layoff machine?????"
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Heh.
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Conversely, here's one of the more egregious examples of how we live in #TheDumbestFuckingTimeline
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
One of the more mundane examples of how this is the dumbest fucking timeline.
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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"But how could we ever have known that Trump would be worse on the economy than Biden, aside from the fact that everyone with an IQ higher than room temperature was screaming it from the rooftops for the entirety of the election?????"
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I think we need one of those big long German compound words for when something like INCREDIBLY DUMB but also somehow INCREDIBLY AWESOME at the same time.
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie - Official Trailer (2026) Chris Pratt, Brie Larson, Bennie Safdie
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November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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A "centrist" Democrat is someone who first watches sane and intelligent people describe Trump supporters as "the dumbest and most gullible motherfuckers on the planet", and then says "hold my beer".
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I laughed so fucking hard
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I honestly love this photo, lol
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Don't threaten me with a good time!
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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"Mamdani's policies are doomed to fail because they're based on bad economic principles instead of capitalism!!"

My brother in Christ, the entire American economy at this point consists of nothing but 135 catastrophically-failing capitalist principles in a trenchcoat.
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Okay there was no need to just call me out like that.
From the blursed_videos community on Reddit: Blursed Diet Tips
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November 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My copy finally came this week!!! #DrawSteel
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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The modern Republican Party is both irredeemably fucking evil and batshit fucking insane.
October 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Sabrina Carpenter noticed that Taylor Swift made a billion dollars just writing shitty, generic trash-music with man-bashing lyrics and said "hold my beer".

She is approaching Blake Shelton -levels of "music that immediately makes me want to gouge my fucking eardrums out".
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM