Kraig Rueth
@krueth.bsky.social
JurassicScoop with Matt and Mattingly’s Ice Cream Social | FSWA | Jurassic Park nerd | Father x6 | Husband
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[1/2] What's our stance on using cologne? Matt's giant skeleton needs a Santa hat. Paul is seeing yellow. We bemoan the latest news about Congress outlawing recreational weed use. Plus 2026 tour dates for Jokers of Magic announced, how to shut down stupid baby questions…
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
[1/2] What's our stance on using cologne? Matt's giant skeleton needs a Santa hat. Paul is seeing yellow. We bemoan the latest news about Congress outlawing recreational weed use. Plus 2026 tour dates for Jokers of Magic announced, how to shut down stupid baby questions…
For those keeping track at home, today is (allegedly) the 58th anniversary of the PGF (Patterson/Gimlin Film) being shot in California. It remains either the best video evidence of Sasquatch's existence, or the best Sasquatch hoax to date.
October 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
For those keeping track at home, today is (allegedly) the 58th anniversary of the PGF (Patterson/Gimlin Film) being shot in California. It remains either the best video evidence of Sasquatch's existence, or the best Sasquatch hoax to date.
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southern grapes in September
September 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
southern grapes in September
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As yall start to digest and create football content. Just a reminder he does not like the name Tet. Has stated this publicly. Either call him Tetairoa or TMac. If you can handle Antonio, you can handle Tetairoa.
August 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
As yall start to digest and create football content. Just a reminder he does not like the name Tet. Has stated this publicly. Either call him Tetairoa or TMac. If you can handle Antonio, you can handle Tetairoa.
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[1/2] Hazel Honeysuckle returns with a Kickstarter for a new @boldlystripped.bsky.social book with @dangrrrously.bsky.social. We ask Hazel what's the scuttlebutt on bringing back The Experience, how Ferengi burlesque would work, and who's the better Star Trek character: Phlox or Neelix?
August 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
[1/2] Hazel Honeysuckle returns with a Kickstarter for a new @boldlystripped.bsky.social book with @dangrrrously.bsky.social. We ask Hazel what's the scuttlebutt on bringing back The Experience, how Ferengi burlesque would work, and who's the better Star Trek character: Phlox or Neelix?
Here's an idea of what this may look like.
August 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Here's an idea of what this may look like.
I listened to some Carly Simon with the kids yesterday. Then before I went to bed I was watching a John Wayne Gacy documentary.
Sleep was rough last night. I had some dreams, there were clowns in my coffee.
Sleep was rough last night. I had some dreams, there were clowns in my coffee.
August 2, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I listened to some Carly Simon with the kids yesterday. Then before I went to bed I was watching a John Wayne Gacy documentary.
Sleep was rough last night. I had some dreams, there were clowns in my coffee.
Sleep was rough last night. I had some dreams, there were clowns in my coffee.
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Some select photos from last Saturday's “Hot Seat: An #Improv #Comedy Show” with @thefamouspaul.bsky.social, @thebradsherwood.bsky.social, @mindnoodler.bsky.social, and @jonathanmangum.bsky.social, at @majesticrep.bsky.social in #LasVegas.
July 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Some select photos from last Saturday's “Hot Seat: An #Improv #Comedy Show” with @thefamouspaul.bsky.social, @thebradsherwood.bsky.social, @mindnoodler.bsky.social, and @jonathanmangum.bsky.social, at @majesticrep.bsky.social in #LasVegas.
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How many 100-yard rushing games did Barry Sanders have in 1997?
Think you know everything there is to know about the 1990's in the NFL?
Test your skills to win prizes like Footballguys swag and subscriptions! Join us tonight at at 9 PM/ET with special guest
Dan Hindery!
Think you know everything there is to know about the 1990's in the NFL?
Test your skills to win prizes like Footballguys swag and subscriptions! Join us tonight at at 9 PM/ET with special guest
Dan Hindery!
July 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
How many 100-yard rushing games did Barry Sanders have in 1997?
Think you know everything there is to know about the 1990's in the NFL?
Test your skills to win prizes like Footballguys swag and subscriptions! Join us tonight at at 9 PM/ET with special guest
Dan Hindery!
Think you know everything there is to know about the 1990's in the NFL?
Test your skills to win prizes like Footballguys swag and subscriptions! Join us tonight at at 9 PM/ET with special guest
Dan Hindery!
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"Hold onto your butts!"
Tonight's Trivia Night Live is all about Jurassic Park! We will talk dinosaurs, paleontology, and the greatness of some of the NFL's prehistoric players with special guest @krueth.bsky.social !
Play along in the chat with Kahoot tonight at 8:00 PM/ET!
Tonight's Trivia Night Live is all about Jurassic Park! We will talk dinosaurs, paleontology, and the greatness of some of the NFL's prehistoric players with special guest @krueth.bsky.social !
Play along in the chat with Kahoot tonight at 8:00 PM/ET!
July 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Hold onto your butts!"
Tonight's Trivia Night Live is all about Jurassic Park! We will talk dinosaurs, paleontology, and the greatness of some of the NFL's prehistoric players with special guest @krueth.bsky.social !
Play along in the chat with Kahoot tonight at 8:00 PM/ET!
Tonight's Trivia Night Live is all about Jurassic Park! We will talk dinosaurs, paleontology, and the greatness of some of the NFL's prehistoric players with special guest @krueth.bsky.social !
Play along in the chat with Kahoot tonight at 8:00 PM/ET!
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His bread surrogate was out crowdsurfing and throwing rolls.
Sir Rod at eighty showing them how it's done and rocking Glastonbury.
#rodstewart
#glastonbury25
#bloodylegend
#rodstewart
#glastonbury25
#bloodylegend
June 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
His bread surrogate was out crowdsurfing and throwing rolls.
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Yo! if you're invited to #SFB15 and signed up for MFL, you should have an invite in your inbox (check spam, promos, etc). please accept that invite ASAP so we can stay ahead. if you don't see your MFL invite please send me a DM here
June 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Yo! if you're invited to #SFB15 and signed up for MFL, you should have an invite in your inbox (check spam, promos, etc). please accept that invite ASAP so we can stay ahead. if you don't see your MFL invite please send me a DM here
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Ask and ye shall receive.
June 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ask and ye shall receive.
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Granny Smith (apples) implies the existence of a Grandpa Smith
June 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Granny Smith (apples) implies the existence of a Grandpa Smith
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[1/2] Faux PBRs and a Malört iced mocha whet our appetites for cheese. We talk about people who embrace the cruise ship life; Matt, not Jacob, has a public bathroom story; and ChatGPT pitches an unprompted flurry of joke material.
June 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
[1/2] Faux PBRs and a Malört iced mocha whet our appetites for cheese. We talk about people who embrace the cruise ship life; Matt, not Jacob, has a public bathroom story; and ChatGPT pitches an unprompted flurry of joke material.
Hey @thefamouspaul.bsky.social at the start of the most recent @heyscoops.bsky.social episode (1215: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner) was your short singing of "having themselves a party, hanging out with my family" a reference to "Birdemic: Shock and Terror?" I know you love some Rifftrax.
June 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Hey @thefamouspaul.bsky.social at the start of the most recent @heyscoops.bsky.social episode (1215: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner) was your short singing of "having themselves a party, hanging out with my family" a reference to "Birdemic: Shock and Terror?" I know you love some Rifftrax.
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Attention #SFB15 family! As is tradition, I've taken my projections and input the #SFB15 scoring into them for everyone! Follow the link below for the projections, and don't forget to donate to @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social or your favorite charity if you can! docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
SFB15 Projections
docs.google.com
June 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Attention #SFB15 family! As is tradition, I've taken my projections and input the #SFB15 scoring into them for everyone! Follow the link below for the projections, and don't forget to donate to @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social or your favorite charity if you can! docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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Help out our friend Big Sexy with his recovery.
Donate to Help Big Sexy Recover from Life-Altering Stroke, organized by Camille Chatman
On what was meant to be a joyful adventure in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico… Camille Chatman needs your support for Help Big Sexy Recover from Life-Altering Stroke
www.gofundme.com
June 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Help out our friend Big Sexy with his recovery.
Out-of-context @heyscoops.bsky.social quotes. Episode 278: Rod Stewart's Bread Surrogate from 10/6/2016. "Again, Donald Trump running for President is a good thing..." -- @mindnoodler.bsky.social
June 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Out-of-context @heyscoops.bsky.social quotes. Episode 278: Rod Stewart's Bread Surrogate from 10/6/2016. "Again, Donald Trump running for President is a good thing..." -- @mindnoodler.bsky.social
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But will Rod Stewart's Bread Surrogate be bringing the rolls? #InsideJoke
On this week's cover: Sir Rod Stewart brings 'The Encore Shows' to the Strip. Tap to subscribe to our free weekly edition. lp.constantcontactpages.com/su/X7z573B
June 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
But will Rod Stewart's Bread Surrogate be bringing the rolls? #InsideJoke
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When I found out no Bears quarterback had ever thrown for 4,000 yards, I saw an opportunity. Because I have also never thrown for 4,000 yards, I’m no different than these quarterbacks. Except for one little thing. You see, I’ve rehearsed every outcome of this season. I’m ready.
June 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
When I found out no Bears quarterback had ever thrown for 4,000 yards, I saw an opportunity. Because I have also never thrown for 4,000 yards, I’m no different than these quarterbacks. Except for one little thing. You see, I’ve rehearsed every outcome of this season. I’m ready.
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A little more than 15 hours left on our merch sale at heyscoops.dashery.com. Up to 27 percent off on items sold!
May 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A little more than 15 hours left on our merch sale at heyscoops.dashery.com. Up to 27 percent off on items sold!