Krister
@kristersoberg.bsky.social
Writer of jokes, learner of tech, metalhead who enjoys punk, with a predilection of clever lyrics
«Why do Java developers wear glasses? - Because they don’t see sharp!»
December 6, 2023 at 6:27 AM
«Why do Java developers wear glasses? - Because they don’t see sharp!»
«Why did the SQL query break up with the Python script? - It couldn't COMMIT to a long-term relationship!»
December 4, 2023 at 7:51 PM
«Why did the SQL query break up with the Python script? - It couldn't COMMIT to a long-term relationship!»
“I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.”
December 1, 2023 at 10:25 AM
“I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.”
“Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!”
November 30, 2023 at 9:39 AM
“Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!”
“Why did the computer take up gardening? It wanted to improve its root system!”
November 29, 2023 at 6:20 AM
“Why did the computer take up gardening? It wanted to improve its root system!”
“Why do programmers and script kids prefer dark mode?
- Less light attracts fewer bugs!”
- Less light attracts fewer bugs!”
November 28, 2023 at 8:10 AM
“Why do programmers and script kids prefer dark mode?
- Less light attracts fewer bugs!”
- Less light attracts fewer bugs!”
This account will supply Bluesky with a daily dose of short, witty and nerdy ‘dad-joke’ flavoured jokes.
November 28, 2023 at 8:09 AM
This account will supply Bluesky with a daily dose of short, witty and nerdy ‘dad-joke’ flavoured jokes.