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Looking/feeling California/Minnesota
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Avatar Legends movements looks so fun😳
I can't wait to wait see how Azula & Sokka plays on this game!

Clip from u/LuvAshrepas
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
World is a fuck.
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I have fucked ever member of Fleetwood Mac, past present and future, and here's why I think Trump's plan for Ukraine won't work.
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Is the government trying to speed-run a Judge Dredd dystopia?
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Fyi @gavtrdq.bsky.social
Make a cannon.
Currently obsessed with this guy on youtube who is designing and 3d printing his own missiles, shooting them out of a home made RPG launcher, and letting his dog gleefully go find them and bring them back.

At least 90% of it is because of the NOISE they make, jeezo

www.youtube.com/shorts/LSdLc...
how to over-engineer cannon rounds
YouTube video by Germy Ballswell
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Next year I'm gonna get abs.
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Went for a coffee with @gavtrdq.bsky.social at Starbucks. I gave my name as Bradford and Gav refused to give his name as Bingly. The man refuses to have a little bit of fun. SMDH.
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The pope just phoned me. Said it's pronounced Jod not God.
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This is a curse. My life is worse since reading it. Since reading this many things have "turned to shite in my mind".
Just remembered an incredible moment when the dug was still here.

The wee man had been sick, and my mum was cleaning it up no problem. Then she suddenly started boakin' and coughing. When I asked what was wrong she managed to choke out "It turned to shite in my mind!".
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Wu-tang FOREVER.
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The Earl of Sandwich has a lot to answer for.
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It's 22:48 and I have just been struck with a sudden strong desire for a piece of battenburg cake.
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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The Infinite Review PROUDLY PRESENTS a brand new audio thriller/podcast series. "THE MISSION: Operation Splashback" is now available to all $3 patrons at patreon.com/infinitereview and on Spotify!
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is dope as hell.
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
... And what would your wife like?
October 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
You know what, it looks IS good to have the open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Worf is a deadbeat dad.
October 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You know. In 50 years, when the rise of the American Fourth Reich is taught in history class. The Resistance section of the ext book is going to be a thumbnail of a YouTube video.
October 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
My favourite hidden swears that I hear in songs on the radio are:
"You Cunt" in Get Your Hands Off My Woman by The Darkness
"Pissin' the night away" in Tubthumping by Chumbawumba
September 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
You motherfuckers be microblogging. I be Picoblogging (Posting infrequently)
September 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Wait. Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro different people? I have legitimately not realised they are not the same guy.
September 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Are there any news apps that give breaking news that is not shit?
In the past day I've had a breaking news notification that the England game was stopped because of a l.azer pointer. But nothing about Israel striking Qatar OR Russian drones in Poland.
September 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Can I have fewer major world events please?
September 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Are you Male or Female aged 18-75 in the Eurasian continent? If so, you could bear to give Kris a little bit of respect. Is that too much to ask? Do you think that's something you could manage?
September 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM