Kelsey Kripp
@krippopotamus.bsky.social
if I win the lottery I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs.*
*a life-size recreation of the Muppet Christmas Carol set in my backyard
*a life-size recreation of the Muppet Christmas Carol set in my backyard
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
if I win the lottery I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs.*
*a life-size recreation of the Muppet Christmas Carol set in my backyard
*a life-size recreation of the Muppet Christmas Carol set in my backyard
This whole pie debate is just a distraction to keep us fighting each other instead of fighting the real enemy: bland ass turkey.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This whole pie debate is just a distraction to keep us fighting each other instead of fighting the real enemy: bland ass turkey.
joke's on me for staying up until 3am watching videos about how important sleep hygiene is for one's cognitive and physical health
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
joke's on me for staying up until 3am watching videos about how important sleep hygiene is for one's cognitive and physical health
NO KINGS
NO WAR
NO ICE
YES HEALTHCARE
YES HOUSING
YES UBI
MAYBE fire all the supreme court justices and have a do-over
NO WAR
NO ICE
YES HEALTHCARE
YES HOUSING
YES UBI
MAYBE fire all the supreme court justices and have a do-over
October 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
NO KINGS
NO WAR
NO ICE
YES HEALTHCARE
YES HOUSING
YES UBI
MAYBE fire all the supreme court justices and have a do-over
NO WAR
NO ICE
YES HEALTHCARE
YES HOUSING
YES UBI
MAYBE fire all the supreme court justices and have a do-over
My lifelong love of antiques paired with my newfound love of tarot decks is leading to some verrrry expensive eBay saves.
September 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My lifelong love of antiques paired with my newfound love of tarot decks is leading to some verrrry expensive eBay saves.
"Antifa" isn't real.
But the Epstein files are.
But the Epstein files are.
September 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
"Antifa" isn't real.
But the Epstein files are.
But the Epstein files are.
Reposted by Kelsey Kripp
the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked
September 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked
In which Nicole Rudolph perfectly captures the midlife vibe shift me & my friends are experiencing with "Cottagecore is the millenial's midlife crisis"
youtu.be/RLwjV5RCu7Q
youtu.be/RLwjV5RCu7Q
Cottagecore is the Millennial Midlife Crisis
YouTube video by Nicole Rudolph
youtu.be
August 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
In which Nicole Rudolph perfectly captures the midlife vibe shift me & my friends are experiencing with "Cottagecore is the millenial's midlife crisis"
youtu.be/RLwjV5RCu7Q
youtu.be/RLwjV5RCu7Q
Reposted by Kelsey Kripp
You’re Not More Sick Than You Used To Be. You’re Healthy And Well And Your Memory Is Great.
August 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
You’re Not More Sick Than You Used To Be. You’re Healthy And Well And Your Memory Is Great.
Pouring rain in the dead of summer? Seattle really is heaven on earth
August 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Pouring rain in the dead of summer? Seattle really is heaven on earth
The air smells smoky in South Seattle but all the AQI reports say it's fine... Did air quality reporting get cut by this admin, or am I smelling phantom wildfires?
August 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The air smells smoky in South Seattle but all the AQI reports say it's fine... Did air quality reporting get cut by this admin, or am I smelling phantom wildfires?
You can take the girl out of the poverty line, but you can't take the "reusing yogurt containers as tupperware" out of the girl.
July 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You can take the girl out of the poverty line, but you can't take the "reusing yogurt containers as tupperware" out of the girl.
We take the elastic hair tie for granted. Hair down, hair up in 5 seconds. Imagine living in pre-hair-elastic times - how did anyone get anything DONE??
July 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We take the elastic hair tie for granted. Hair down, hair up in 5 seconds. Imagine living in pre-hair-elastic times - how did anyone get anything DONE??
Reposted by Kelsey Kripp
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
June 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
I'm still annoyed about that stupid Duolingo CEO saying that AI is a better teacher than humans.
Factually, it is not.
Such a bizarre and preposterous claim, likely motivated by corporate greed and/or techno-imperialist ideals.
Factually, it is not.
Such a bizarre and preposterous claim, likely motivated by corporate greed and/or techno-imperialist ideals.
May 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm still annoyed about that stupid Duolingo CEO saying that AI is a better teacher than humans.
Factually, it is not.
Such a bizarre and preposterous claim, likely motivated by corporate greed and/or techno-imperialist ideals.
Factually, it is not.
Such a bizarre and preposterous claim, likely motivated by corporate greed and/or techno-imperialist ideals.
Time to boycott Duolingo until Luis von Ahn publicly rescinds this preposterous take.
May 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Time to boycott Duolingo until Luis von Ahn publicly rescinds this preposterous take.
This can't be the darkest timeline if we're really truly getting a Practical Magic sequel!
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
‘Practical Magic 2,’ Starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman, Sets Fall 2026 Release Date
"Practical Magic 2" will cast a spell in theaters next fall.
variety.com
May 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This can't be the darkest timeline if we're really truly getting a Practical Magic sequel!
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
54 Dresses
54 Dresses
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Around the World in 160 Days
Around the World in 160 Days
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
24 Monkeys
24 Monkeys
May 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
54 Dresses
54 Dresses
Once again thinking of how good Dead Outlaw is, for how it exposes this theme of commodified remains and honors the human life that was here. #DeadOutlawMusical
I've been working on the histories of human remains and disability and colonialism for a few years now, and what really interests me is how inevitable it is for people to make obscene arguments to appease their own discomfort re/continue using/consuming unethically procured or stolen human remains
April 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Once again thinking of how good Dead Outlaw is, for how it exposes this theme of commodified remains and honors the human life that was here. #DeadOutlawMusical
I went and saw a slew of Broadway shows last week. At each show, I wore a mask (Kn95 or N95). And at each show where I chatted with the stranger sitting next to me, they invariably said I was "smart" for wearing a mask. (One guy even said "I wish I could wear one" 🤷🏻♀️)
April 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I went and saw a slew of Broadway shows last week. At each show, I wore a mask (Kn95 or N95). And at each show where I chatted with the stranger sitting next to me, they invariably said I was "smart" for wearing a mask. (One guy even said "I wish I could wear one" 🤷🏻♀️)
Feeling extremely disappointed that my answer to "what would you have done to stop the Holocaust?" is apparently "post about it online in between cat memes"
April 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Feeling extremely disappointed that my answer to "what would you have done to stop the Holocaust?" is apparently "post about it online in between cat memes"
I'm not gonna listen to a guy who eats roadkill talk about "good nutrition".
RFK Jr. said in his Fox News OpEd that “Good nutrition remains a best defense against most chronic and infectious illnesses”.
The best diet in the world will not prevent infection if you are unvaccinated and sharing air with someone who has measles.
The best diet in the world will not prevent infection if you are unvaccinated and sharing air with someone who has measles.
March 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm not gonna listen to a guy who eats roadkill talk about "good nutrition".
Joann's being shuttered due to private equity greed makes me so sad and angry.
Would it help to boycott Joann's during their closing sales? Would that hurt the equity firm if we refused to participate in their sell-off scheme?
Would it help to boycott Joann's during their closing sales? Would that hurt the equity firm if we refused to participate in their sell-off scheme?
February 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Joann's being shuttered due to private equity greed makes me so sad and angry.
Would it help to boycott Joann's during their closing sales? Would that hurt the equity firm if we refused to participate in their sell-off scheme?
Would it help to boycott Joann's during their closing sales? Would that hurt the equity firm if we refused to participate in their sell-off scheme?
Thank you @michaelianblack.bsky.social for holding politicians accountable in a real way, while still being kind at the root of your jokes. I wish my senators had an ounce of your courage and dedication to ask hard questions and bring the truth to light.
February 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Thank you @michaelianblack.bsky.social for holding politicians accountable in a real way, while still being kind at the root of your jokes. I wish my senators had an ounce of your courage and dedication to ask hard questions and bring the truth to light.
*psst* covid rates are going up again in WA, mask up while you still can
February 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
*psst* covid rates are going up again in WA, mask up while you still can