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I strongly recommend the braised Uncle Kevin.
March 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I strongly recommend the braised Uncle Kevin.
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✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨
January 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨
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CAT POEM
Most cats have floof
(including beneath)
With fiercely sharp claws
And pointy white teeth
They push things off tables
And like catnip treats
They have cute li'l beans
On their fuzzy small feets
They barf on the rug
And shred all your stuff
But a cat in my lap?
I can’t get enough
Most cats have floof
(including beneath)
With fiercely sharp claws
And pointy white teeth
They push things off tables
And like catnip treats
They have cute li'l beans
On their fuzzy small feets
They barf on the rug
And shred all your stuff
But a cat in my lap?
I can’t get enough
January 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
CAT POEM
Most cats have floof
(including beneath)
With fiercely sharp claws
And pointy white teeth
They push things off tables
And like catnip treats
They have cute li'l beans
On their fuzzy small feets
They barf on the rug
And shred all your stuff
But a cat in my lap?
I can’t get enough
Most cats have floof
(including beneath)
With fiercely sharp claws
And pointy white teeth
They push things off tables
And like catnip treats
They have cute li'l beans
On their fuzzy small feets
They barf on the rug
And shred all your stuff
But a cat in my lap?
I can’t get enough
I added groceries to my cart and I was waiting for today when the prices were magically supposed to drop. They haven't! You lied to me, MAGAts! How dare you!!
January 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I added groceries to my cart and I was waiting for today when the prices were magically supposed to drop. They haven't! You lied to me, MAGAts! How dare you!!
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"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”
January 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”
It's starting! I'll grab the popcorn! 👀🤣
January 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
It's starting! I'll grab the popcorn! 👀🤣
She loves a warm sunbeam!
January 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
She loves a warm sunbeam!
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This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
January 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
Hubby and I have decided that the Amphichord is the hotdog of stringed instruments. Nobody seems to know what it actually is. Bonus points if you can link to a photo. I'm curious!
January 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hubby and I have decided that the Amphichord is the hotdog of stringed instruments. Nobody seems to know what it actually is. Bonus points if you can link to a photo. I'm curious!
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah from Bella, Scowling Broccoli, and me!
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah from Bella, Scowling Broccoli, and me!
A Christmas Eve miracle! 🎅🌲⛄️
December 24, 2024 at 10:54 PM
A Christmas Eve miracle! 🎅🌲⛄️
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Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
December 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
I'm an avid user of Libby, Hoopla, Kanopy, etc. Libraries save me a lot of money on magazine subscriptions, movie rentals, and books.
December 23, 2024 at 7:44 AM
I'm an avid user of Libby, Hoopla, Kanopy, etc. Libraries save me a lot of money on magazine subscriptions, movie rentals, and books.
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ever since hearing like three seconds of Jingle Bell Rock yesterday i've been thinking about how devastating it would be if you're stuck behind someone who's walking too slow and you hit em with "giddy up jingle horse"
December 21, 2024 at 6:53 PM
ever since hearing like three seconds of Jingle Bell Rock yesterday i've been thinking about how devastating it would be if you're stuck behind someone who's walking too slow and you hit em with "giddy up jingle horse"
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December 22, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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My brain wants to see animal shapes on Apple Maps today. Here's a bird and a seahorse. 🐓🌊🐴
December 21, 2024 at 12:49 AM
My brain wants to see animal shapes on Apple Maps today. Here's a bird and a seahorse. 🐓🌊🐴
It's Christmas week! Who's ready to debauch??? 🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🍷🍹🥃🍸🥂 youtu.be/zzQ64FgLhZM?...
The Debaucherous History of Merry Christmas
YouTube video by Abby Cox
youtu.be
December 18, 2024 at 4:45 PM
It's Christmas week! Who's ready to debauch??? 🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🍷🍹🥃🍸🥂 youtu.be/zzQ64FgLhZM?...
A walk in December.
December 15, 2024 at 6:20 PM
A walk in December.