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Big Ko
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32. Phoenix. Just trying to make it through... I follow back..unless you're weird. 😋
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Pet peeve: Unsolicited man in my DMs demanding I prove that I am a real person.
We have a 5 month old kitten, and he's honestly way more work than my son ever was!

I deal with this his Lil cat ass from 5am to like 8pm. He takes Little naps but this mf is bad.
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Mulan, Aurora and Phillip should've been a damn throuple. They all want to do each other. Fuck the rules, man.
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Belle used to PMO so bad how she acted with my nigga Rumpelstilskin.

Who TF gets with the evilest nigga in the kingdom and then act surprised that he won't stop doing fuck shit to get his way?

Like girl be quiet and go read a book. We doing evil rn..
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November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Finishing up Immortal Dark. Tigest Girma is such a good writer. She wrote a series where I hate EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER but can't seem to stop reading.

Very much an ESH read. Love it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Red tying her nigga up thinking he's the wolf just to turn into the wolf herself and eat his ass was SO UNHINGED.

These Once Upon A Time storylines were so fucked.

Like omg. She ate her nigga! This is all Granny fault frfr.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Watching Dangerous Liasons, and you know, the Academy been playing in Glenn Close face for like 40 years...

She gotta fight back at this point.
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
They annoyed me so bad at work yesterday I left early and immediately got on my treadmill.

Mfs got me angrily exercising. Who have I become???
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If I was Jeff Goldbloom I'd have sent Julianne Moore dumbass a Dear John letter in Lost World.

Bitch a T Rex ATTACKED ME and you acting like I'm overreacting about these funky ass dinosaurs? Stay and die then, hoe. Bye.
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Doubt gon always be my movie..whoo they was acting in this bitch.

PSH: You had it out for me way before this altar wine incident! Admit it!

Meryl: Correct. You fucking pervert.

🙃
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Google running a scam to collect storage subscription fees. How I delete thousands of emails and still have no space?

They want my $.49/mo real bad. Before I pay for fucking email storage I'll just make a new one.
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Kiss the Girls and Along Came A Spider are such shit adaptations.

If I was James Patterson they'd have to kiss my ass before I greenlit anymore.
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Feel like watching OG Fame. It ain't on anything. Ugh

Yoho, yoho...
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
About halfway through Frankenstein and this captain need to gone head and toss Victor to that monster.

Bruv deserves to get his lick back.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
For the last 3 years I've made reading goals I never hit.

This year I decided not to make a goal. It's November and I've read 37 books this year.

Idk why I'm like this. 😭
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Reading Jurassic Park for class and them making T Rexes the Beyonce of the park in the movies was a mistake.

It's those goddamn velociraptors that'll do us in! Leaping lizards!

I'm screaming at how negligent everybody is in this fucking book!
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Love watching shows with my Lil bro. He so observant.

Watching Welcome to Derry and he pointed out how Teddy bro a dead ringer for Stanley from the movies. Then I peep their last name. Like aw that's Stanley peoples!

The big bro probably his daddy. Teddy dead af.
November 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It's basically November. So countdown to Wicked For Good starts now.

Let me dust off that soundtrack. Get my cape on. Grab my fucking broom!
October 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I'm obsessed with that Chic Fil A apple cider vinaigrette. Found some at Walmart. On my third bottle.

I'm allergic to whatever is in creamy dressing so I can't have ranch and Caesar (eggs?). So I've been looking for a non disgusting vinaigrette for like a damn decade. Smfh
October 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Not me rooting for interracial love! Kate just needs to pounce on Dennison and get the dick! 🐆
October 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
R/travisandtaylor or whatever been dragging tf outta them as of late. Taylor took it too far making digs at Kayla in that new album.

Mfs is waking up.
October 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Okay I just finished the Welcome to Derry pilot. They was losing me in the first half but that last scene woke me tf up!

And it BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. ALL DEATHS ARE FINAL MFS!
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Been watching Vampire Knight. Zero pissing me off. Worried about Kaname drinking Yuki blood and he done sampled it twice.

Nigga creating a problem that ain't even there. Insanity!
October 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Watching szn 3 of the Diplomat and Kate baby I get it. Hal sucks but then he's amazing and it's deeply confusing...

But I'd drop him for David Gyasi IMMEDIATELY. Choose up sis!
October 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Wes Craven's New Nightmare was way scarier than Freddy v Jason or any of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies.

Why do Freddy look like that? Why is this shit so meta? I'm terrified! 😱
October 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'm reading a super freaky A03 original work. Reminds me of when I used to write B2K fanfiction in middle school.
October 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM