Molly Eventide
@knacktimbletoes.bsky.social
The garage door to my apartment building just opened for me as I walked by. Time to lose some weight.
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The garage door to my apartment building just opened for me as I walked by. Time to lose some weight.
People who leave pens clicked on, I am not angry with you, I just don't understand you.
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
People who leave pens clicked on, I am not angry with you, I just don't understand you.
I am over forty years old and every time I drink out of a cup with no lid it still splashes me in the face at some point.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I am over forty years old and every time I drink out of a cup with no lid it still splashes me in the face at some point.
Raichu has always been superior to Pikachu in every single way. Always.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Raichu has always been superior to Pikachu in every single way. Always.
With respect to Makiko Ohmoto, I have always hated Kirby's irritating squeaky voice. Kirby with no voice was one of my most loved video game characters growing up and as of Super Smash Bros I can no longer stand him at all.
November 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
With respect to Makiko Ohmoto, I have always hated Kirby's irritating squeaky voice. Kirby with no voice was one of my most loved video game characters growing up and as of Super Smash Bros I can no longer stand him at all.
AI generated aka stolen art has already had a devastating erosion effect on how much we as individuals value all art and that sucks.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
AI generated aka stolen art has already had a devastating erosion effect on how much we as individuals value all art and that sucks.
It's important to be able to distinguish between two different unnacceptably evil things and still be able to codemn them both without reservation. If you try to act like they are the same thing ontologically in your pursuit of self-righteousness congratulations you're helping them silence victims.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It's important to be able to distinguish between two different unnacceptably evil things and still be able to codemn them both without reservation. If you try to act like they are the same thing ontologically in your pursuit of self-righteousness congratulations you're helping them silence victims.
So the GOP is officially on line 3 of the narcissist's prayer when it comes to sex trafficking teenagers. Wish I could say this was a new low for MAGA but we all know it's not.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
So the GOP is officially on line 3 of the narcissist's prayer when it comes to sex trafficking teenagers. Wish I could say this was a new low for MAGA but we all know it's not.
Bravo, New York.
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Bravo, New York.
Not a fan of seeing the slur for me and those like me used by anyone, whether they're one of us or not.
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Not a fan of seeing the slur for me and those like me used by anyone, whether they're one of us or not.
Hell of a Halloween, Hell of an All Saint's Day. I live a charmed life. Gotta thank my lucky stars sometimes.
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hell of a Halloween, Hell of an All Saint's Day. I live a charmed life. Gotta thank my lucky stars sometimes.
I don't respect Jack-o-Lanterns that use paint. Just paint styrofoam or cardboard at that point.
October 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I don't respect Jack-o-Lanterns that use paint. Just paint styrofoam or cardboard at that point.
I just don't have any roguelike runs left in me. I used them all up.
October 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I just don't have any roguelike runs left in me. I used them all up.
I hit "show less like this" on every single sports post I see on bluesky and yet my feed is still choking with sports shit that I never have and never will give a flying fuck about.
October 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I hit "show less like this" on every single sports post I see on bluesky and yet my feed is still choking with sports shit that I never have and never will give a flying fuck about.
30% of people are so cool they make putting up with the other 70% worth it
October 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
30% of people are so cool they make putting up with the other 70% worth it
Instant ramen takes a minute not an instant.
Minute rice takes 5 minutes not a minute.
Century eggs take 5 weeks not a century.
A food with time in the name is a liar food.
Minute rice takes 5 minutes not a minute.
Century eggs take 5 weeks not a century.
A food with time in the name is a liar food.
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Instant ramen takes a minute not an instant.
Minute rice takes 5 minutes not a minute.
Century eggs take 5 weeks not a century.
A food with time in the name is a liar food.
Minute rice takes 5 minutes not a minute.
Century eggs take 5 weeks not a century.
A food with time in the name is a liar food.
One Battle After Another is maybe 7/10 for me. Genius acting and cinematography that gets dragged down by a bloated script and maybe the worst score I've ever heard.
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
One Battle After Another is maybe 7/10 for me. Genius acting and cinematography that gets dragged down by a bloated script and maybe the worst score I've ever heard.
I have never met anyone as hopelessly obsessed with penises as every single straight cis man is.
October 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I have never met anyone as hopelessly obsessed with penises as every single straight cis man is.
Certified comedy genius @lilyyily.bsky.social has forever altered the way I see the number 33. She's so right.
October 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Certified comedy genius @lilyyily.bsky.social has forever altered the way I see the number 33. She's so right.
I am in the Bilewater section of Silksong and having an absolute blast. I truly relish the harsh challenge of it. I do think it's funny to imagine that Team Cherry worked on it specifically when angry or pissed off.
October 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I am in the Bilewater section of Silksong and having an absolute blast. I truly relish the harsh challenge of it. I do think it's funny to imagine that Team Cherry worked on it specifically when angry or pissed off.
Why are we not constantly talking about the fact that over 1200 people have been disappeared by the US government?
October 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Why are we not constantly talking about the fact that over 1200 people have been disappeared by the US government?
The biggest reason I don't play Pokemon games more is the existence of shinies. The way they are implemented just sucks the fun out of the whole experience for me. It feels like FOMO exploitation.
October 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The biggest reason I don't play Pokemon games more is the existence of shinies. The way they are implemented just sucks the fun out of the whole experience for me. It feels like FOMO exploitation.
Anyone who has ever put the phrase "sound on" in any post of any kind can absolutely go fuck themselves.
September 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Anyone who has ever put the phrase "sound on" in any post of any kind can absolutely go fuck themselves.
Acceptable locations to speak to someone on speakerphone:
-The privacy of your own home
That's it.
-The privacy of your own home
That's it.
September 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Acceptable locations to speak to someone on speakerphone:
-The privacy of your own home
That's it.
-The privacy of your own home
That's it.
Evil bastards like Pai and Carr are proof positive that the FCC is hopelessly corrupt.
September 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Evil bastards like Pai and Carr are proof positive that the FCC is hopelessly corrupt.