Kevin from the Armageddon
@kmmickvega.bsky.social
Legal Editor/Lawyer/Lifelong Philly Sports Sufferer
Enjoyer of consequences, comeuppances, a competent pass rush, democracy, the rule of law, equality, Schwarbombs, decency, and kindness. Go Birds!
Nazi punks fuck off.
Enjoyer of consequences, comeuppances, a competent pass rush, democracy, the rule of law, equality, Schwarbombs, decency, and kindness. Go Birds!
Nazi punks fuck off.
Pinned
BREAKING: Everything just fucking sucks.
So… with all that’s come out, these allegations seem quite plausible, right? www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...
www.politico.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So… with all that’s come out, these allegations seem quite plausible, right? www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...
Eagles Football 2025: Three-and-a-half hours of punching yourself in the groin, followed by, “Oh hey, we won.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Eagles Football 2025: Three-and-a-half hours of punching yourself in the groin, followed by, “Oh hey, we won.”
Go birds. Fuck @johnfetterman.com forever. I hope he gets explosive diarrhea from that terrible Sheetz crap.
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Go birds. Fuck @johnfetterman.com forever. I hope he gets explosive diarrhea from that terrible Sheetz crap.
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These same bums will be asking us for cash at the next deadline; looking forward to sending this back to every Senate fundraising text
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
These same bums will be asking us for cash at the next deadline; looking forward to sending this back to every Senate fundraising text
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It's so weird what laws we choose to enforce.
Breaking news per Jeff Passan: “Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody”
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's so weird what laws we choose to enforce.
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
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The #1 lesson from yesterday’s blowout:
Humanities majors killed on the job market
1) Mamdani- Africana Studies
2) Spanberger -French
3) Sherill - Global History
Humanities majors killed on the job market
1) Mamdani- Africana Studies
2) Spanberger -French
3) Sherill - Global History
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The #1 lesson from yesterday’s blowout:
Humanities majors killed on the job market
1) Mamdani- Africana Studies
2) Spanberger -French
3) Sherill - Global History
Humanities majors killed on the job market
1) Mamdani- Africana Studies
2) Spanberger -French
3) Sherill - Global History
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
Fuck you, Jeff Yass.
NBC projects all three Pennsylvania Supreme Court justices will keep their seats. Republicans had hoped to oust them and undercut Dems' majority on the court.
Obviously, that didn't work. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
Obviously, that didn't work. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Fuck you, Jeff Yass.
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NBC projects all three Pennsylvania Supreme Court justices will keep their seats. Republicans had hoped to oust them and undercut Dems' majority on the court.
Obviously, that didn't work. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
Obviously, that didn't work. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
NBC projects all three Pennsylvania Supreme Court justices will keep their seats. Republicans had hoped to oust them and undercut Dems' majority on the court.
Obviously, that didn't work. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
Obviously, that didn't work. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
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Well shit. Baseball season is over.
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Well shit. Baseball season is over.
Please let the Blue Jays get a walkoff homer so they stop talking about Joe Fucking Carter.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Please let the Blue Jays get a walkoff homer so they stop talking about Joe Fucking Carter.
Bo Bichette’s dad slyly flipped the bird at my cousin and me at the Vet in 1995 for heckling him. We then gave him a standing O and he tipped his cap to us. Bo feels like a son to me.
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Bo Bichette’s dad slyly flipped the bird at my cousin and me at the Vet in 1995 for heckling him. We then gave him a standing O and he tipped his cap to us. Bo feels like a son to me.
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“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy-they smashed up things and...then retreated back into their money...and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Great Gatsby
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Great Gatsby
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy-they smashed up things and...then retreated back into their money...and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Great Gatsby
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Great Gatsby
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A politics of joy is Kryptonite to the politicians who specialize in inflicting pain and inciting fear.
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
A politics of joy is Kryptonite to the politicians who specialize in inflicting pain and inciting fear.
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I was trying to figure out why David Ellison's face looked so familiar to me, and then I remembered...
October 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I was trying to figure out why David Ellison's face looked so familiar to me, and then I remembered...
Just once, can some awful, hateful dickhead die? Seems like the good guys are always dying too soon while those assholes never leave the planet.
October 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just once, can some awful, hateful dickhead die? Seems like the good guys are always dying too soon while those assholes never leave the planet.
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
October 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
It really is amazing how well the Phillies pitchers handled Ohtani. <sighs sadly into the void>…
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It really is amazing how well the Phillies pitchers handled Ohtani. <sighs sadly into the void>…
Good lord, Vladdy. Also, fuck you Treinen.
October 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Good lord, Vladdy. Also, fuck you Treinen.