Spooky Scary SKellyton
@klo1012.bsky.social
Same username all over the social medias, come on in for unrepentant garbage takes
I love teenagers. Last night my niece (at my house for a sleepover) insisted that she only gets four hours of sleep every night and that she can’t sleep for more than six hours without getting sick. She’s currently passed tf out on my sofa, going on nine hours of sleep, with no end in sight lol
September 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I love teenagers. Last night my niece (at my house for a sleepover) insisted that she only gets four hours of sleep every night and that she can’t sleep for more than six hours without getting sick. She’s currently passed tf out on my sofa, going on nine hours of sleep, with no end in sight lol
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Every animal's body language is different. Possums are very "thank you thank you, most gracious, thank you I'll be off."
And skunks are "busybusybusybusybusySTAY AWAY busybusybusy."
Coyotes are all "oooh... ahhhh... curious... oh my..."
Raccoons are pure dare. They dare you. They double dare you.
And skunks are "busybusybusybusybusySTAY AWAY busybusybusy."
Coyotes are all "oooh... ahhhh... curious... oh my..."
Raccoons are pure dare. They dare you. They double dare you.
September 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Every animal's body language is different. Possums are very "thank you thank you, most gracious, thank you I'll be off."
And skunks are "busybusybusybusybusySTAY AWAY busybusybusy."
Coyotes are all "oooh... ahhhh... curious... oh my..."
Raccoons are pure dare. They dare you. They double dare you.
And skunks are "busybusybusybusybusySTAY AWAY busybusybusy."
Coyotes are all "oooh... ahhhh... curious... oh my..."
Raccoons are pure dare. They dare you. They double dare you.
Are there trending hashtags on Bluesky? Because if so… #KirkGotMerc’d
September 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Are there trending hashtags on Bluesky? Because if so… #KirkGotMerc’d
“This photo proves Trump is in perfect health.”
The photo:
The photo:
September 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“This photo proves Trump is in perfect health.”
The photo:
The photo:
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at no point did we defund the police. it's important when we talk about defunding the police to note it never actually happened. would it work? we don't know! but merely phrasing the idea succinctly incited a reactionary backlash that put fascists in charge of all 3 branches of government. curious!
While I think in many ways Nate Silver is an idiot, there is a lot about far left progressivism that is a complete turn off to many centric Democrats and left leaning Republicans. It makes it more difficult for us to win elections.
We can begin with “defund the police.“
We can begin with “defund the police.“
September 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
at no point did we defund the police. it's important when we talk about defunding the police to note it never actually happened. would it work? we don't know! but merely phrasing the idea succinctly incited a reactionary backlash that put fascists in charge of all 3 branches of government. curious!
The crazy thing about Jeyne Poole is the way that the main course at her wedding feast being human meat probably wouldn’t break into the top 5 worst things that ever happened to her.
August 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The crazy thing about Jeyne Poole is the way that the main course at her wedding feast being human meat probably wouldn’t break into the top 5 worst things that ever happened to her.
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you’re laughing? the leopards have resorted to cannibalism and you’re LAUGHING?
June 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
you’re laughing? the leopards have resorted to cannibalism and you’re LAUGHING?
My damn brother made ONE (1) Simpsons reference to me, and before we knew it, the whole family was silently vibrating with laughter, trying not to ruin my nephews elementary school chorus concert. You really can’t take us anywhere lmao
May 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My damn brother made ONE (1) Simpsons reference to me, and before we knew it, the whole family was silently vibrating with laughter, trying not to ruin my nephews elementary school chorus concert. You really can’t take us anywhere lmao
Here’s the live footage of the conversation between me and my dad this weekend where he told me he always thinks JD Vance looks like Pete Wentz when he sees him.
May 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Here’s the live footage of the conversation between me and my dad this weekend where he told me he always thinks JD Vance looks like Pete Wentz when he sees him.
Commentary from Mom while watching Fellowship of the Ring:
- (Seeing Bilbo and Frodo together) “which one of these guys is the colonizer from Marvel?” (she was thinking of Martin Freeman)
- (Upon seeing Aragorn for the first time) “Oh, he’s the boyfriend of the sweet elf!”
- (Seeing Bilbo and Frodo together) “which one of these guys is the colonizer from Marvel?” (she was thinking of Martin Freeman)
- (Upon seeing Aragorn for the first time) “Oh, he’s the boyfriend of the sweet elf!”
March 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Commentary from Mom while watching Fellowship of the Ring:
- (Seeing Bilbo and Frodo together) “which one of these guys is the colonizer from Marvel?” (she was thinking of Martin Freeman)
- (Upon seeing Aragorn for the first time) “Oh, he’s the boyfriend of the sweet elf!”
- (Seeing Bilbo and Frodo together) “which one of these guys is the colonizer from Marvel?” (she was thinking of Martin Freeman)
- (Upon seeing Aragorn for the first time) “Oh, he’s the boyfriend of the sweet elf!”
Hey @cyrilwoodcock.bsky.social , I was sharing the Tori Amos / Cersei discussion from your recent @notacast.bsky.social feature (100/10 episode, by the way!!) with an IRL friend who’s a major Tori stan, and he wanted to hear more from you! Do you have a Tori/Cersei playlist I could share with him? 🙂
February 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey @cyrilwoodcock.bsky.social , I was sharing the Tori Amos / Cersei discussion from your recent @notacast.bsky.social feature (100/10 episode, by the way!!) with an IRL friend who’s a major Tori stan, and he wanted to hear more from you! Do you have a Tori/Cersei playlist I could share with him? 🙂
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This is probably what’s going to drive me insane in the weeks and months ahead.
Trump’s fascism is going to be presented alongside sports news and wordplay about new animals at the zoo, like all of this is normal.
Trump’s fascism is going to be presented alongside sports news and wordplay about new animals at the zoo, like all of this is normal.
January 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This is probably what’s going to drive me insane in the weeks and months ahead.
Trump’s fascism is going to be presented alongside sports news and wordplay about new animals at the zoo, like all of this is normal.
Trump’s fascism is going to be presented alongside sports news and wordplay about new animals at the zoo, like all of this is normal.
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I’m gonna get put on a government watch list for this one I just know it
January 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’m gonna get put on a government watch list for this one I just know it
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They’re banning TikTok not because it harvests data, the same way US social media does, but because they can’t influence it’s algorithm with congressional hearings or government contracts the way they do every other tech giant. That’s it.
January 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They’re banning TikTok not because it harvests data, the same way US social media does, but because they can’t influence it’s algorithm with congressional hearings or government contracts the way they do every other tech giant. That’s it.
If you weren’t a tween in 2002 I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but not being at the perfect age to fully appreciate the glory that is Avril Lavigne’s debut album Let Go ain’t one.
January 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If you weren’t a tween in 2002 I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but not being at the perfect age to fully appreciate the glory that is Avril Lavigne’s debut album Let Go ain’t one.
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Inside you there are two wolves
December 25, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Inside you there are two wolves
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Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
October 30, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
How he snuggles into me after dropping a deuce so noxious I had to open the windows in 20 degree weather to get the smell out of my house
December 22, 2024 at 4:10 PM
How he snuggles into me after dropping a deuce so noxious I had to open the windows in 20 degree weather to get the smell out of my house
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Fully broke down sobbing explaining Mad Max Fury Road to me mom, definitely having a normal one over here
December 13, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Fully broke down sobbing explaining Mad Max Fury Road to me mom, definitely having a normal one over here
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I thought the blinking warning signal was the hundreds of thousands of preventable deaths and bankruptcies in the world's wealthiest country. Crazy to hear that it's actually just when a single rich guy dies.
The brazen murder of a CEO in Midtown Manhattan—and the cheering reaction to his execution—amounts to a blinking-and-blaring warning signal for a society that has become already too inured to bloodshed, @adriennelaf.bsky.social writes. theatln.tc/ZRcsrreK
December 12, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I thought the blinking warning signal was the hundreds of thousands of preventable deaths and bankruptcies in the world's wealthiest country. Crazy to hear that it's actually just when a single rich guy dies.
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Okay this one is a certified banger.
Curse the one minute time cap.
Curse the one minute time cap.
December 11, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Okay this one is a certified banger.
Curse the one minute time cap.
Curse the one minute time cap.