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Can usually recite the players for my teams faster than I can name my cousins.

Phillies. Flyers. Eagles. Liverpool.

I have this wild idea that every human has dignity and worth. Apparently controversial.
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Watching TO CATCH A KILLER on Netflix and about 15 mins in a character speaks the line: “Mayor was the mayor in the sequel. That’s the lesson from JAWS.”

Possibly one of the truest lines ever spoken in a movie.
February 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
🎉🎉🎉

We made it, kids. We made it.
We have a Phillies lineup
February 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Watching rugby always makes me wish it was more of a thing here. Such a great sport.
February 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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all of central Brooklyn is playing a game of Egg The Cybertruck with this one guy who keeps street parking in the hood
February 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Drop the schtick, dudes. Just let it go. It’s not happening, it shouldn’t happen, it’s gross to suggest. Just drop it.
Doocy: Does President Trump have a bet with this USA-Canada game tonight?

Leavitt: We look forward to the United States beating our soon to be 51st state, Canada
February 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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i am going to put a finer point on this: executive orders are not laws. and they certainly are not royal decrees. they are interpretations of existing law for the purposes of enforcement. the fact that so many people are treating them as laws is actually driving me a bit insane.
i mean, the president's executive order isn't a goddamn law! as far as this doctor is concerned, who cares what the president says!
A New York City doctor said he will continue providing gender-affirming treatments to his patients younger than 19 despite President Donald Trump’s executive order aiming to ban such care.
February 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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If Nick Sirianni goes 6-11 and misses the playoffs for the next four years in a row, he will have just as many wins, just as many playoff appearances, just as many Super Bowl appearances, and one more Super Bowl title in his first 8 years than Kyle Shanahan has in his.
#Eagles
February 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Me, opening my keynote this morning:

Sorry, I lost my voice on a 22year old’s pick six last night. But just like my world champion Eagles, we’re gonna get through this together.
February 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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super bowl win and pitchers and catchers report this week, about as good as february can get for a person emotionally invested in men’s professional sports
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Jalen Hurts got everyone in bed at a decent time on a school night because he cares about the teachers
February 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We won?
February 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Lads, I cannot stop laughing. What are we *doing*
February 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Eagles chants at the Flyers game - counter.

First to last buzzer -

Up to two, including the arena organized one
February 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
From a cap space and player ceiling view, I can see this trade. From a shock-to-the-culture view, I’m 🤔. The thing about cultures, though, is that the best ones are adaptive without loosing identity.

Kuzy playing with Michkov is a big piece to this puzzle to me, too, btw.
January 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Six Nations Table Prediction:

1) IT IS

2) FAR TOO

3) EARLY TO

4) CALL THE

5) SIX NATIONS TABLE

6) WALES
January 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Flyers Fam - I have two tickets for the Islanders game on Thursday (207A) up for grabs. $50/each.

Would you like to verbally abuse TDA in person? Here’s your chance!
January 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Josh Harris taking L’s left and right in Philly right now
a cartoon of a man wearing glasses standing with his hands on his hips
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January 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The people in front of us seem displeased I talk to the players.

But if I don’t scold/encourage them, how will they know what to do? This is MY ROLE.
January 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A delightful first period where the Devils seemed more flummoxed than not. Good amount of their fans here so we need the Flyers to keep ‘em quiet.
January 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
BOBBY!!! JOEL!!!
a cartoon character with hearts in her eyes is laying on a table
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January 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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“They forgot to grease the historical markers” is a sentence that has never been said before and could not be said in any other city
They forgot to grease the historical markers!
January 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Legendary tweet from Bryson Stott.
January 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
For the record, screaming about how nasty we are when you’re the one throwing temper tantrums for attention doesn’t work, my dudes.

The statue is a well known curse and the Hard Rock was empty to begin with.

Go birds.
January 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Our local farm market with a sense of humor
January 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM