kissincuzzins 🐳
@kissincuzzins.bsky.social
xvx but fun
Employee of the Month @ Brians Books
Employee of the Month @ Brians Books
Kinda shit a brick a bit
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Kinda shit a brick a bit
Where’s the whale?
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Where’s the whale?
I don’t care how real the love is, I ain’t riding a tandem bike with you
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don’t care how real the love is, I ain’t riding a tandem bike with you
Good news, I went back in the 7/11 that blew up last time I was there and it DIDN’T blow up!
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Good news, I went back in the 7/11 that blew up last time I was there and it DIDN’T blow up!
Pausing my pursuit of the great whale for this PSA no one asked for:
Yo I swear to god if I’m ever in a band and someone suggests filming a song we’re practicing to post a ig reel of I will kms
Yo I swear to god if I’m ever in a band and someone suggests filming a song we’re practicing to post a ig reel of I will kms
October 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Pausing my pursuit of the great whale for this PSA no one asked for:
Yo I swear to god if I’m ever in a band and someone suggests filming a song we’re practicing to post a ig reel of I will kms
Yo I swear to god if I’m ever in a band and someone suggests filming a song we’re practicing to post a ig reel of I will kms
May I interest ye in my wares? Hoping the only whale in Texas consumes me while there. Die like a cowboy a whaleboy
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
May I interest ye in my wares? Hoping the only whale in Texas consumes me while there. Die like a cowboy a whaleboy
“Happy edge day: amazing core people believe in dragons make straight edge hopeless” -Ahab
October 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“Happy edge day: amazing core people believe in dragons make straight edge hopeless” -Ahab
Posting stupid punk content on the internet. I’m sorry and deserve to lose a limb to a whale on behalf of the subculture
October 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Posting stupid punk content on the internet. I’m sorry and deserve to lose a limb to a whale on behalf of the subculture
Y’all with you hardcore brackets are fucking dorks (there’s a whale out there who took man’s leg!)
October 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Y’all with you hardcore brackets are fucking dorks (there’s a whale out there who took man’s leg!)
Moby dick would’ve been a hell of a lot different with Paul Watson and the sea Shepard crews around straight up
October 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Moby dick would’ve been a hell of a lot different with Paul Watson and the sea Shepard crews around straight up
Martyring myself for the cause (whales) at Harrison st cafe
October 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Martyring myself for the cause (whales) at Harrison st cafe
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October 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
“Blubber fer dinner blubber fer lunch blubber blubber blubber it’s also for brunch”
October 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“Blubber fer dinner blubber fer lunch blubber blubber blubber it’s also for brunch”
“If yer gonna eat fish, why don’t ye try killing a whale first”
October 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“If yer gonna eat fish, why don’t ye try killing a whale first”
Yo what was up with the whole chapter on handling whale sperm
October 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Yo what was up with the whole chapter on handling whale sperm
It’s my turn to tweet about moby dick Geoff
October 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It’s my turn to tweet about moby dick Geoff
I gotta tell my mailman that the music will stop flowing if he keeps leaving my records directly in the sun
October 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I gotta tell my mailman that the music will stop flowing if he keeps leaving my records directly in the sun
Nah bro sorry we don’t want parks, funded libraries, good public transport or food banks we want whatever the venture capitalists say
September 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Nah bro sorry we don’t want parks, funded libraries, good public transport or food banks we want whatever the venture capitalists say
Brian’s Books Employee of the Month split between me and Toli (the only employees)
September 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Brian’s Books Employee of the Month split between me and Toli (the only employees)
Bro I don’t wanna make your social media graphic right now. I’m thinking about languid at skull fest
August 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Bro I don’t wanna make your social media graphic right now. I’m thinking about languid at skull fest
Real Richmond status: your find out your plumber is in Gwar
August 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Real Richmond status: your find out your plumber is in Gwar
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vegan for the animals
August 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
vegan for the animals
I just broke up with my shitty codependent war mongering bf (Spotify) feels good
July 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I just broke up with my shitty codependent war mongering bf (Spotify) feels good