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SEPTA Jawn
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born of a broken man; but not a broken man.
eye spy Remy Ratatouille 🔍🐀
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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with a dog like this... who needs matches!!
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
🗣️ AH, THE ECHOES OF LOVE
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
just 20 days til i’m 31. feels good.
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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muppet labs 🧪
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
trivia team name: Prue’s Booze Cruise
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
TO BE BEAUTIFUL
IS TO BE
HUNTED!
I CAN’T CHANGE THE TRUTH!
I CAN’T GET YOU USED TO THIS!
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
can’t lie to y’all. it ain’t easy being this sexy ALL the damn time.
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
finally, i can see it — these birds, not meant to fly alone.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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One of the cruelest tricks society played on creative people was planting the idea that being proud of your work is somehow unseemly and egotistical.

You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i wish there was a way i could tell my job “yeah i had a REALLY vivid dream that my mom passed away, but it was set in that ‘after the funeral’ time period, and everyone was just offering their condolences to me over and over again, and now i’m in a super weird mood about it” and then jus call out 🥺
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
the adventure of a taking on a new cat has been equal parts healing and headache. she’s a sweet little thing, but my god, she gets into everything. i forgot how bad a kitten can be 🫩
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i’m not the candidate to vibe with. i don’t fuck with that kumbaya shit.
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i’ve been in such a bad mood for DAYS now, and i need it to end 🫩 what’s my problem, dawg
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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For seltzer and syrup, mind you
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i can’t lie to y’all, if the cups is BY the soda machines, and nobodies stopping me from fillin one up? i ab-so-LUTELY be stealin beverages. you’re not charging me no $4 for a LIQUID.
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
can’t wait to add this one to my jacket 🥹♥️
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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I think we all can agree that whatever gets him out is great, but it is particularly infuriating that this is the line for all these spineless losers and not the mountains of evidence prior nor the countless civil/human rights abuses nor the hush money nor the convictions in a court of law nor the
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
“i have no artistic talent” WRONG — you have no artistic DRIVE. you gotta suck at something before you succeed at it.
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
ah, the echoes of love
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM