Alan Bell
@kinglongburns.bsky.social
I have come here to draw comics and kick arse, and I'm all outta arse.
I have a webpage of comics here: https://kinglongburns.blogspot.com/
I have a webpage of comics here: https://kinglongburns.blogspot.com/
..and then I found out that Skibidi Toilet was just a GMod gag. So disappointed.
Back in my day we made our own Skibidi Toilets! And they were drivable! And the bathtub was clearly a superior car body! And it cost a nickel!
#comics #webcomics #humour #youkids #Skibidi #GMod #uphillbothways #old
Back in my day we made our own Skibidi Toilets! And they were drivable! And the bathtub was clearly a superior car body! And it cost a nickel!
#comics #webcomics #humour #youkids #Skibidi #GMod #uphillbothways #old
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
..and then I found out that Skibidi Toilet was just a GMod gag. So disappointed.
Back in my day we made our own Skibidi Toilets! And they were drivable! And the bathtub was clearly a superior car body! And it cost a nickel!
#comics #webcomics #humour #youkids #Skibidi #GMod #uphillbothways #old
Back in my day we made our own Skibidi Toilets! And they were drivable! And the bathtub was clearly a superior car body! And it cost a nickel!
#comics #webcomics #humour #youkids #Skibidi #GMod #uphillbothways #old
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today is Spider-Man's oiliest friend and ex-lover, Venom.
(I'm actually really pleased with this one.)
#comics #fanart #crayon #Venom #trickyshadingpractice #oilyboy #classic
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today is Spider-Man's oiliest friend and ex-lover, Venom.
(I'm actually really pleased with this one.)
#comics #fanart #crayon #Venom #trickyshadingpractice #oilyboy #classic
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I had this grumpy Tutankhamun as a phone cover for a long time. He's a beautiful boy.
If I remember correctly I looked up how to write "Tutankhamun" in heiroglyphics. It's on the left there, just behind him.
#comics #webcomics #humour #Egypt #Pharaoh #KingTut #borninArizona #movedtoBabylonia
If I remember correctly I looked up how to write "Tutankhamun" in heiroglyphics. It's on the left there, just behind him.
#comics #webcomics #humour #Egypt #Pharaoh #KingTut #borninArizona #movedtoBabylonia
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I had this grumpy Tutankhamun as a phone cover for a long time. He's a beautiful boy.
If I remember correctly I looked up how to write "Tutankhamun" in heiroglyphics. It's on the left there, just behind him.
#comics #webcomics #humour #Egypt #Pharaoh #KingTut #borninArizona #movedtoBabylonia
If I remember correctly I looked up how to write "Tutankhamun" in heiroglyphics. It's on the left there, just behind him.
#comics #webcomics #humour #Egypt #Pharaoh #KingTut #borninArizona #movedtoBabylonia
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Daredevil, New York's greatest attorney at law. Or not, I don't know. He's one of them anyway.
#comics #fanart #crayon #daredevil #hecouldn'tseethatwell #doubleDs
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Daredevil, New York's greatest attorney at law. Or not, I don't know. He's one of them anyway.
#comics #fanart #crayon #daredevil #hecouldn'tseethatwell #doubleDs
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Daredevil, New York's greatest attorney at law. Or not, I don't know. He's one of them anyway.
#comics #fanart #crayon #daredevil #hecouldn'tseethatwell #doubleDs
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Daredevil, New York's greatest attorney at law. Or not, I don't know. He's one of them anyway.
#comics #fanart #crayon #daredevil #hecouldn'tseethatwell #doubleDs
Happy Halloween, everybody!
#halloween #Séance #ghosts #spooky #comics #webcomics #humour #boo #boobs #cheekyghost
#halloween #Séance #ghosts #spooky #comics #webcomics #humour #boo #boobs #cheekyghost
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Happy Halloween, everybody!
#halloween #Séance #ghosts #spooky #comics #webcomics #humour #boo #boobs #cheekyghost
#halloween #Séance #ghosts #spooky #comics #webcomics #humour #boo #boobs #cheekyghost
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Batman's globby friend, Clayface, who has a wild set of powers for a guy who used too much face-cream (Batman: TAS).
#comics #fanart #crayon #clayface #you'reworthit
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Batman's globby friend, Clayface, who has a wild set of powers for a guy who used too much face-cream (Batman: TAS).
#comics #fanart #crayon #clayface #you'reworthit
October 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Batman's globby friend, Clayface, who has a wild set of powers for a guy who used too much face-cream (Batman: TAS).
#comics #fanart #crayon #clayface #you'reworthit
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Batman's globby friend, Clayface, who has a wild set of powers for a guy who used too much face-cream (Batman: TAS).
#comics #fanart #crayon #clayface #you'reworthit
My nightmare Scarecrow is a beautiful boy and I love him.
#comics #webcomics #humour #Wizard #Oz #Wicked #Scarecrowknew #justlookathiscoldeyes #Heknwethewholetime
#comics #webcomics #humour #Wizard #Oz #Wicked #Scarecrowknew #justlookathiscoldeyes #Heknwethewholetime
October 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My nightmare Scarecrow is a beautiful boy and I love him.
#comics #webcomics #humour #Wizard #Oz #Wicked #Scarecrowknew #justlookathiscoldeyes #Heknwethewholetime
#comics #webcomics #humour #Wizard #Oz #Wicked #Scarecrowknew #justlookathiscoldeyes #Heknwethewholetime
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Now THAT'S a super man.
He died once. It was a big deal. Then it turned out that he just went to sleep for a while to grow his hair out.
#comics #fanart #crayon #superman #mullet
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Now THAT'S a super man.
He died once. It was a big deal. Then it turned out that he just went to sleep for a while to grow his hair out.
#comics #fanart #crayon #superman #mullet
October 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Posted without comment.
Except that one...
Shit.
#comics #webcomics #humour #princess #pea #pee #itsapissjoke
Except that one...
Shit.
#comics #webcomics #humour #princess #pea #pee #itsapissjoke
October 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Posted without comment.
Except that one...
Shit.
#comics #webcomics #humour #princess #pea #pee #itsapissjoke
Except that one...
Shit.
#comics #webcomics #humour #princess #pea #pee #itsapissjoke
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have the X-Men's personal physician, Dr. Henry McCoy, AKA Beast, a nickname he earned in college due to his sexual appetites.
#comics #fanart #crayon #xmen #beast
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have the X-Men's personal physician, Dr. Henry McCoy, AKA Beast, a nickname he earned in college due to his sexual appetites.
#comics #fanart #crayon #xmen #beast
October 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Spider-Man's best friend, Kraven the Hunter.
He was dead for a long time. Is he alive again?
I can't remember.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Kraven #Spiderman #nicepants
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Spider-Man's best friend, Kraven the Hunter.
He was dead for a long time. Is he alive again?
I can't remember.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Kraven #Spiderman #nicepants
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Spider-Man's best friend, Kraven the Hunter.
He was dead for a long time. Is he alive again?
I can't remember.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Kraven #Spiderman #nicepants
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Spider-Man's best friend, Kraven the Hunter.
He was dead for a long time. Is he alive again?
I can't remember.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Kraven #Spiderman #nicepants
It's barely October so here's a Halloween post!
#Halloween #comics #webcomics #humour #trickortreat #broaddaylight #warmweather #fewparticipants #dressmysonuplikeaskeleton #supercool #funtimes
#Halloween #comics #webcomics #humour #trickortreat #broaddaylight #warmweather #fewparticipants #dressmysonuplikeaskeleton #supercool #funtimes
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's barely October so here's a Halloween post!
#Halloween #comics #webcomics #humour #trickortreat #broaddaylight #warmweather #fewparticipants #dressmysonuplikeaskeleton #supercool #funtimes
#Halloween #comics #webcomics #humour #trickortreat #broaddaylight #warmweather #fewparticipants #dressmysonuplikeaskeleton #supercool #funtimes
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Spider-Man's best friend, The Scorpion! I have drawn him in his classic first costume.
He is a pinchy boy.
#comics #fanart #crayon #spiderman #scorpion #pinchyboy
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Spider-Man's best friend, The Scorpion! I have drawn him in his classic first costume.
He is a pinchy boy.
#comics #fanart #crayon #spiderman #scorpion #pinchyboy
September 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Spider-Man's best friend, The Scorpion! I have drawn him in his classic first costume.
He is a pinchy boy.
#comics #fanart #crayon #spiderman #scorpion #pinchyboy
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Spider-Man's best friend, The Scorpion! I have drawn him in his classic first costume.
He is a pinchy boy.
#comics #fanart #crayon #spiderman #scorpion #pinchyboy
M.C. Escher and stairs. Name a more iconic duo.
#comics #webcomics #illustration #humour #Escher #stairs #morestairs #evenmorestairs #somanystairs #alsotesselation
#comics #webcomics #illustration #humour #Escher #stairs #morestairs #evenmorestairs #somanystairs #alsotesselation
September 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
M.C. Escher and stairs. Name a more iconic duo.
#comics #webcomics #illustration #humour #Escher #stairs #morestairs #evenmorestairs #somanystairs #alsotesselation
#comics #webcomics #illustration #humour #Escher #stairs #morestairs #evenmorestairs #somanystairs #alsotesselation
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have X-Men fan favourite, Nightcrawler!
Man, Nightcrawler is just super cool, amiright?
Yes.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Xmen #Nightcrawler #fundesign #greatlooks #sochic
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have X-Men fan favourite, Nightcrawler!
Man, Nightcrawler is just super cool, amiright?
Yes.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Xmen #Nightcrawler #fundesign #greatlooks #sochic
September 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have X-Men fan favourite, Nightcrawler!
Man, Nightcrawler is just super cool, amiright?
Yes.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Xmen #Nightcrawler #fundesign #greatlooks #sochic
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have X-Men fan favourite, Nightcrawler!
Man, Nightcrawler is just super cool, amiright?
Yes.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Xmen #Nightcrawler #fundesign #greatlooks #sochic
September 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today, under all the blue, it Junior X-Men member Glob, who's powers are getting set on fire.
#comics #fanart #crayon #xmen #glob #visualsfirst #powersasanafterthought
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today, under all the blue, it Junior X-Men member Glob, who's powers are getting set on fire.
#comics #fanart #crayon #xmen #glob #visualsfirst #powersasanafterthought
September 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today, under all the blue, it Junior X-Men member Glob, who's powers are getting set on fire.
#comics #fanart #crayon #xmen #glob #visualsfirst #powersasanafterthought
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today, under all the blue, it Junior X-Men member Glob, who's powers are getting set on fire.
#comics #fanart #crayon #xmen #glob #visualsfirst #powersasanafterthought
If you are unfamiliar with Socratic Dialogues they go like this:
-Socrates makes a reasonable sounding suggestion.
-The other person agrees that it sounds reasonable.
-Socrates calls them a dumb-arse for agreeing.
I love philosophy.
#comics #webcomics #philosophy #Socrates #hottake #damnhethicc
-Socrates makes a reasonable sounding suggestion.
-The other person agrees that it sounds reasonable.
-Socrates calls them a dumb-arse for agreeing.
I love philosophy.
#comics #webcomics #philosophy #Socrates #hottake #damnhethicc
September 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If you are unfamiliar with Socratic Dialogues they go like this:
-Socrates makes a reasonable sounding suggestion.
-The other person agrees that it sounds reasonable.
-Socrates calls them a dumb-arse for agreeing.
I love philosophy.
#comics #webcomics #philosophy #Socrates #hottake #damnhethicc
-Socrates makes a reasonable sounding suggestion.
-The other person agrees that it sounds reasonable.
-Socrates calls them a dumb-arse for agreeing.
I love philosophy.
#comics #webcomics #philosophy #Socrates #hottake #damnhethicc
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have the X-Men's family doctor, Mr. Sinister, who wears both his cute little elf boots and his raunchy thigh-highs AT THE SAME TIME!
#comics #fanart #crayon #xmen #fashion
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have the X-Men's family doctor, Mr. Sinister, who wears both his cute little elf boots and his raunchy thigh-highs AT THE SAME TIME!
#comics #fanart #crayon #xmen #fashion
September 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have a cute little Magneto, who I am calling Maggie.
We also have a car, a banana, and a carrot. #thingsmysonlovesbutdoesn'teat
#comics #fanart #crayon #X-Men #Magneto
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have a cute little Magneto, who I am calling Maggie.
We also have a car, a banana, and a carrot. #thingsmysonlovesbutdoesn'teat
#comics #fanart #crayon #X-Men #Magneto
September 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
August 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm gonna say it. Elmo is the main character on Sesame Street and I don't like it.
I'm also not a fan of Prozac Bert. He's too chipper.
Things are different now! Raaagh!
#BringbackGordon!
#comics #webcomics #SesameStreet #Muppets #weather #climatechange #littlewobblystickarms
I'm also not a fan of Prozac Bert. He's too chipper.
Things are different now! Raaagh!
#BringbackGordon!
#comics #webcomics #SesameStreet #Muppets #weather #climatechange #littlewobblystickarms
August 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm gonna say it. Elmo is the main character on Sesame Street and I don't like it.
I'm also not a fan of Prozac Bert. He's too chipper.
Things are different now! Raaagh!
#BringbackGordon!
#comics #webcomics #SesameStreet #Muppets #weather #climatechange #littlewobblystickarms
I'm also not a fan of Prozac Bert. He's too chipper.
Things are different now! Raaagh!
#BringbackGordon!
#comics #webcomics #SesameStreet #Muppets #weather #climatechange #littlewobblystickarms
My 2-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Rogue from the X-Men from the 90s, where all X-Men will forever live in my mind.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Rogue #Xmen #thevoiceactorhadtoscreamalot
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D
Today we have Rogue from the X-Men from the 90s, where all X-Men will forever live in my mind.
#comics #fanart #crayon #Rogue #Xmen #thevoiceactorhadtoscreamalot
August 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM