KimWilliamz
@kimwilliamz.bsky.social
Thanks for dropping by. Next time bring snacks.
French Bulldogs are like squirrels, but more unpredictable.
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
French Bulldogs are like squirrels, but more unpredictable.
My go to trauma response is Gfy.
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My go to trauma response is Gfy.
Did I tell you guys about the time I scarfed back a corn dog and washed it down with a Budweiser?
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Did I tell you guys about the time I scarfed back a corn dog and washed it down with a Budweiser?
Buddy you can’t scare me. I’ve had a Twitter account for 16 years.
October 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Buddy you can’t scare me. I’ve had a Twitter account for 16 years.
She fought the fascists and the fascists won.
October 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
She fought the fascists and the fascists won.
America your president is a complete idiot.
October 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
America your president is a complete idiot.
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Grown Man Licking Ice Cream Cone Placed On Sex Offender Registry https://theonion.com/grown-man-licking-ice-cream-cone-placed-on-sex-offender-registry/
October 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Grown Man Licking Ice Cream Cone Placed On Sex Offender Registry https://theonion.com/grown-man-licking-ice-cream-cone-placed-on-sex-offender-registry/
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the jokes are the resistance
October 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
the jokes are the resistance
This app is dumber than ordering chicken at a steak house.
October 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This app is dumber than ordering chicken at a steak house.
Is there anything in America that isn’t completely stupid?
October 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Is there anything in America that isn’t completely stupid?
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Health Department Shuts Down Guy Fieri https://theonion.com/health-department-shuts-down-guy-fieri/
October 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Health Department Shuts Down Guy Fieri https://theonion.com/health-department-shuts-down-guy-fieri/
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I think the rich are winning the class war, you guys
September 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I think the rich are winning the class war, you guys
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*rolls over in bed onto a Wendy’s bag containing a half eaten Baconator
This must be what supermodels feel like when they wake up.
This must be what supermodels feel like when they wake up.
September 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
*rolls over in bed onto a Wendy’s bag containing a half eaten Baconator
This must be what supermodels feel like when they wake up.
This must be what supermodels feel like when they wake up.
Another beautiful sunset from the back deck. Hope all you idiots are having a lovely evening.
September 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Another beautiful sunset from the back deck. Hope all you idiots are having a lovely evening.
When you’re hedging your bets make sure to consult me first.
September 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
When you’re hedging your bets make sure to consult me first.
I think when you lose weight it transfers on to some skinny bitch from high school, who now looks like your mother.
September 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I think when you lose weight it transfers on to some skinny bitch from high school, who now looks like your mother.
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I’m not in any way celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk, but a lot of the jokes about it are really funny
September 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m not in any way celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk, but a lot of the jokes about it are really funny
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the good thing about living on a zombie island is eventually the brainless cannibals will eat themselves
September 14, 2025 at 10:21 AM
the good thing about living on a zombie island is eventually the brainless cannibals will eat themselves
Nothing much, just trying out this recipe for cottage cheese fries. I could be here a while.
August 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Nothing much, just trying out this recipe for cottage cheese fries. I could be here a while.
Some people are so toxic that they remind you of a tampon from the 80s.
July 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Some people are so toxic that they remind you of a tampon from the 80s.
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Water has no effect on fake flowers.
January 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Water has no effect on fake flowers.
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Gonna change my name to Avery Logpile and see if I can find a job as a professional toilet clogger.
June 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Gonna change my name to Avery Logpile and see if I can find a job as a professional toilet clogger.
That feeling you get when someone nails an interpretative dance.
June 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That feeling you get when someone nails an interpretative dance.
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The Internet is the greatest repository of human stupidity in all of history.
June 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The Internet is the greatest repository of human stupidity in all of history.