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Kimberley Noble
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Journalist, teacher, gardener. Following in the footsteps of Lily Tomlin in the search for signs of intelligent life, including my own.
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Some real "First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence" energy here.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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There is a book club organization out there emailing authors telling them the club will feature their work for a "modest fee" for "branded materials" etc. Do not fall for this nonsense. You should never, as a writer, have to pay for such things.
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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It's November, & you know what that means!

Yup. Time to start thinking about ordering your holiday eels!
Henry III knew. In November of 1256 the king ordered up 5,000 small eels from Ely, to be sent to him for the Jan. 6 feast of St. Edward.

Only the best for the Confessor.
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November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Journalists aren't required to regurgitate whatever a spokesperson tells them. Edit it down to what's germane. Don't repeat insults or lies – unless you blow up the lies. It's your news space – don't surrender it to spokespeople. That doesn't make you look "fair" – it makes you look like a tool.
I consume a massive amount of political news. And in every story the reporter contacts the specific Trump admin spokesperson for comment and the response is always a venomous personal insult followed by praise for Trump or a cabinet official. I realize that has always been standard journalistic
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Time for everybody to watch Bull Durham three or four times
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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When major media repeat the Trump regime's "drug boats" claim in headlines despite zero evidence that it's true, the media empower liars and murderers.
U.S. Military Kills 14 More People Accused of Smuggling Drugs on Boats
www.nytimes.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Last night's baseball media reminded me of peak Twitter. Such genuine real-time fun, using social & other media to follow a game until 3 in the morning. Almost as good as having done the same with Rob Ford back in those days.
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987. m.youtube.com
October 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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My signal is annabower.24 if any other United States Attorneys want to text me!
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.

I glanced down at the message.

“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.

So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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When you are a stenographer for a government abusing its powers
September 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I had to give a big speech to our school's freshmen class on Wednesday and my big takeaways were a) Fuck Gen AI, b) this is an opportunity to find something you love that will enrich your life, so don't just outsource the process to the planet-killing autocorrect app.
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Inbox: Toronto's indy race is moving to Markham after 40 years on waterfront course

Maybe they can take the airshow as well
September 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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ALSO: If you are a small business owner, have a hobby, or a side hustle and this has already affected you, please get in touch. I will be compiling stories at some point.

My email is: jason@404media.co

and my signal is: @jason.404
August 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Wrote up more about Wasaga Beach, Ontario's resort towns, and the problems of getting to these great summer destinations. The public lands need to remain public. They also need to be easier to get to without a car.

seanmarshall.ca/2025/08/21/w...
Why Wasaga Beach needs to be open to all
Wasaga Beach is a treasure of provincial significance. It deserves to remain owned by the public and fully open to all, with better access to those who can’t or don’t want to drive.
seanmarshall.ca
August 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I’d also like to think it was a further step in public recognition that flight attendants are there to save your asses and must be treated as such.
August 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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"We live in a society with rules" yeah, one of those rules is paying people for the work they do
August 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I didn’t know until now that in the original Rosie the Riveter painting, she is crushing a copy of Mein Kampf under her foot. Happy feast of the Blessed Virgin Mary, remembering all the women who crush the serpents of Satan under their heel.
August 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Absolutely mind-boggling find from the brilliant @wencyleung.bsky.social: exclusive data obtained through FOI shows that there's been a 1,152 percent spike in the use of non-qualified, emergency replacement teachers at the TDSB in the last seven years. thelocal.to/tdsb-emergen...
August 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Hey Toronto & GTA, stay safe out there. A bike ride 2 years ago in heat like today caught me off guard with heat exhaustion hard and fast. Felt dizzy, nauseous, clammy, but luckily my friend recognized it and got me to shade to lie down for an hour, drink water. Recognize & know what to do👇 #BikeTO
August 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Best description of what's going on in the States right now
August 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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WHY THE FUTURE OF TORONTO IS A PILE OF GARBAGE

The Green Lane Landfill, where our city’s trash goes, is set to hit maximum capacity in the next 10 years. @kunalchaudhary.bsky.social finds out why it has become virtually impossible to replace it.

www.westendphoenix.com/stories/why-...
Why the future of Toronto is a pile of garbage — West End Phoenix
The Green Lane Landfill, where our city’s trash goes, is set to hit maximum capacity in the next 10 years. And here’s why it has become virtually impossible to replace it.
www.westendphoenix.com
August 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Department of Getting to the Bottom of Things Thread 'o' the Day. Kudos & thanks @chadcrichton.bsky.social @tuthanhha.bsky.social @abajrak.bsky.social et al.
Today I learned that astronaut Jim Lovell's father was a Canadian who was born in Toronto (he's buried in Mount Pleasant Cemetery, apparently).

I'm almost completely certain that this means that, legally, Jim Lovell was a citizen of Canada (...unless he renounced it).

www.canada.ca/en/immigrati...
August 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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"The epidemic of violence against women is so unacknowledged because cases like these are talked about individually, and often treated as though they are shocking aberrations rather than part of a pervasive pattern that operates at all levels of society." Thank you, @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social
August 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM