Kialesse
@kialesse.bsky.social
I love coffee and cats and spreadsheets and @achloryn.
Today I had to jump directly from No Coat to Medium Coat and I don't like it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Today I had to jump directly from No Coat to Medium Coat and I don't like it.
Every game I've tried to play tonight has been Wrong.
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every game I've tried to play tonight has been Wrong.
Currently five espresso martinis and three Midori sours deep at some bar where the playlist is 100% run by a millennial woman. I don't know who she is but I love her so much.
October 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Currently five espresso martinis and three Midori sours deep at some bar where the playlist is 100% run by a millennial woman. I don't know who she is but I love her so much.
I've reached the stage of my life where I have flown out of O'Hare Terminal 1, Concourse C, way, WAY at the end so many times that I no longer feel compelled to make sure my gate is there before I get my coffee.
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I've reached the stage of my life where I have flown out of O'Hare Terminal 1, Concourse C, way, WAY at the end so many times that I no longer feel compelled to make sure my gate is there before I get my coffee.
So I'm applying for an SCA Kingdom level job and I had forgotten that I hate writing cover letters with all the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns.
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So I'm applying for an SCA Kingdom level job and I had forgotten that I hate writing cover letters with all the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns.
NEW BOOK DAY NEW BOOK DAY NEW BOOK DAY
I warned @achloryn.bsky.social that I was about to temporarily forget he existed. He promised to break out the bagpipes every time he got up.
I warned @achloryn.bsky.social that I was about to temporarily forget he existed. He promised to break out the bagpipes every time he got up.
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
NEW BOOK DAY NEW BOOK DAY NEW BOOK DAY
I warned @achloryn.bsky.social that I was about to temporarily forget he existed. He promised to break out the bagpipes every time he got up.
I warned @achloryn.bsky.social that I was about to temporarily forget he existed. He promised to break out the bagpipes every time he got up.
The thing nobody tells you about cats is that you can buy them a scratchy climby tree bed thing like this one and it will be UTTERLY IGNORED for literal years until one day you accidentally rotate it 90 degrees and suddenly it is the most interesting thing your cat has ever seen.
October 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The thing nobody tells you about cats is that you can buy them a scratchy climby tree bed thing like this one and it will be UTTERLY IGNORED for literal years until one day you accidentally rotate it 90 degrees and suddenly it is the most interesting thing your cat has ever seen.
OH MY GOD. WRITERS. AUTHORS. PLEASE. I AM BEGGING. PLEASE. IT'S "FAZED". A PERSON CALM AND COLLECTED IN THE FACE OF CHAOS IS "UNFAZED". IF THEY ARE "UNPHASED", THEY ARE BLINKING IN AND OUT OF CORPORALITY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
OH MY GOD. WRITERS. AUTHORS. PLEASE. I AM BEGGING. PLEASE. IT'S "FAZED". A PERSON CALM AND COLLECTED IN THE FACE OF CHAOS IS "UNFAZED". IF THEY ARE "UNPHASED", THEY ARE BLINKING IN AND OUT OF CORPORALITY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
So I'm not very good at D3 and I haven't played it in absolute ages. I do it to relax via mindless slaughter and destruction, so I play seasonal hardcore heroes. Last night, I died on levels 16, 10, 12, 6, and 3.
September 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
So I'm not very good at D3 and I haven't played it in absolute ages. I do it to relax via mindless slaughter and destruction, so I play seasonal hardcore heroes. Last night, I died on levels 16, 10, 12, 6, and 3.
Reinstalled D3 and it's all @achloryn.bsky.social's fault as usual.
September 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Reinstalled D3 and it's all @achloryn.bsky.social's fault as usual.
As perhaps the shittiest possible souvenir to bring home from vacation, @achloryn.bsky.social and I are now positive for COVID.
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
As perhaps the shittiest possible souvenir to bring home from vacation, @achloryn.bsky.social and I are now positive for COVID.
Cannot wait to get home and go "What drunk-ass monkey packed this suitcase like an idiot?!?" and then remember oh yes, the drunk-ass monkey was me. I am the drunk-ass monkey.
September 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Cannot wait to get home and go "What drunk-ass monkey packed this suitcase like an idiot?!?" and then remember oh yes, the drunk-ass monkey was me. I am the drunk-ass monkey.
I asked one of the piano bar trio (jenporter.com) if I could tip them $20 bucks for a duck. She said "Girl, just take one!" and I said, "I'm tipping you anyway because you're amazing" and she totally is. #ChicagoProud
September 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I asked one of the piano bar trio (jenporter.com) if I could tip them $20 bucks for a duck. She said "Girl, just take one!" and I said, "I'm tipping you anyway because you're amazing" and she totally is. #ChicagoProud
In case you were wondering, this is what I look like at nearly 11pm on the last day of a cruise, probably 3 bottles of Riesling in.
September 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
In case you were wondering, this is what I look like at nearly 11pm on the last day of a cruise, probably 3 bottles of Riesling in.
My two favorite non-people
September 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My two favorite non-people
Last night of the cruise, headed to go Howl At The Moon. If I was a lesbian, I'd hit on me.
September 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Last night of the cruise, headed to go Howl At The Moon. If I was a lesbian, I'd hit on me.
Please send thoughts and prayers to @achloryn.bsky.social who is going to spend the next week on a boat in the middle of the ocean with me, my mother and my sister.
September 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Please send thoughts and prayers to @achloryn.bsky.social who is going to spend the next week on a boat in the middle of the ocean with me, my mother and my sister.
We are FINALLY in Manhattan after our flight out of Chicago got delayed four times.
September 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are FINALLY in Manhattan after our flight out of Chicago got delayed four times.
We are at T-15 hours until VACATION.
September 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
We are at T-15 hours until VACATION.
OH just now at House Butt:
Fuzz: Honey, I have committed one of the classic blunders
Me: Oh no, did you get involved in a land war in Asia??
Fuzz: No, worse. I took out my contacts before figuring out where my glasses were.
Fuzz: Honey, I have committed one of the classic blunders
Me: Oh no, did you get involved in a land war in Asia??
Fuzz: No, worse. I took out my contacts before figuring out where my glasses were.
September 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
OH just now at House Butt:
Fuzz: Honey, I have committed one of the classic blunders
Me: Oh no, did you get involved in a land war in Asia??
Fuzz: No, worse. I took out my contacts before figuring out where my glasses were.
Fuzz: Honey, I have committed one of the classic blunders
Me: Oh no, did you get involved in a land war in Asia??
Fuzz: No, worse. I took out my contacts before figuring out where my glasses were.
Currently watching Aabria Iyengar guest starring in Twenty-Sided Tavern and it's amazing
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August 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Currently watching Aabria Iyengar guest starring in Twenty-Sided Tavern and it's amazing
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Cruise is in 3 weeks, which means it was time to walk my parents through the online check-in.
That was... a lot.
That was... a lot.
August 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Cruise is in 3 weeks, which means it was time to walk my parents through the online check-in.
That was... a lot.
That was... a lot.
I have many things I could say about @tkingfisher.com's (amazing) novels, but I will only say this: the first lines are always and inevitably FIRE.
/chef's kiss
/chef's kiss
August 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I have many things I could say about @tkingfisher.com's (amazing) novels, but I will only say this: the first lines are always and inevitably FIRE.
/chef's kiss
/chef's kiss