Khan Zukero
@khanzukero.bsky.social
Reader of things, writer on occasion, pro-kindness, cancer survivor. Chaotic neutral. Revenant. Imagine the hashtags you want to see here.
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Baby otter doing baby otter stuff!
July 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Baby otter doing baby otter stuff!
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The Constitution says I have the god-given right to ignore the Constitution!
A lot of people seem to think following the U.S. Constitution is optional—like picking which shoes to wear in the morning. It’s not. If you’re within the boundaries of the United States, the Constitution applies to you.
April 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Constitution says I have the god-given right to ignore the Constitution!
My brain has finally broken. I crave 90’s and early-2000’s pop music.
April 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My brain has finally broken. I crave 90’s and early-2000’s pop music.
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The last thing I want to do is look at people while they are talking. If you have something interesting to say, write it down like a normal person so I can read it and no look at your stupid face.
April 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The last thing I want to do is look at people while they are talking. If you have something interesting to say, write it down like a normal person so I can read it and no look at your stupid face.
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How academics imagine their lives would look like if they decide to work in tech
April 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
How academics imagine their lives would look like if they decide to work in tech
When I pictured the fall of our civilization I never realized it would look so…stupid. Just, really lame.
April 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
When I pictured the fall of our civilization I never realized it would look so…stupid. Just, really lame.
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Well that's disconcerting...
April 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Well that's disconcerting...
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Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
April 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
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April 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Since the '70's, yes.
April 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Since the '70's, yes.
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I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE
Trump signs executive order on water pressure to ‘restore shower freedom’ https://twp.ai/4imVaG
www.theguardian.com
Trump signs executive order on water pressure to ‘restore shower freedom’
twp.ai
April 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE
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Best quote I've seen today comes from @chrislhayes.bsky.social.
"You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job."
"You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job."
April 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Best quote I've seen today comes from @chrislhayes.bsky.social.
"You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job."
"You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job."
PSA: Trading an “I” for a “Y” in you kid’s name does not make them cool or unique, or whatever you are thinking.
April 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
PSA: Trading an “I” for a “Y” in you kid’s name does not make them cool or unique, or whatever you are thinking.
How many names starting with J does one world need
April 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
How many names starting with J does one world need
*sends all-staff email
*moments later:
“Ooh! I have an email!”
*moments later:
“Ooh! I have an email!”
April 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
*sends all-staff email
*moments later:
“Ooh! I have an email!”
*moments later:
“Ooh! I have an email!”
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You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.
April 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.
In my day bikes didn’t pedal themselves.
April 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In my day bikes didn’t pedal themselves.
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Would the opposite of insomnia be somnia?
That's what I have this am; somnia.
That's what I have this am; somnia.
March 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Would the opposite of insomnia be somnia?
That's what I have this am; somnia.
That's what I have this am; somnia.