Kristin Hanson
@khansonwrites.bsky.social
Mom 👦🏻👧🏼🐶
Freelance writer 🖊️
Author of Mortimer the Terrier's Second Chance, a Self-Esteem Book for Kids 📖
Catastrophizing in moderation 🫣
Freelance writer 🖊️
Author of Mortimer the Terrier's Second Chance, a Self-Esteem Book for Kids 📖
Catastrophizing in moderation 🫣
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“Baltimore is not an east coast city. It’s a Midwest city that happens to be on the east coast. … We fancy Cleveland. We are off-the-hook Pittsburgh. We are fly-ass Detroit. That’s us, man.” - @foxworthshow.bsky.social on @righttimebomani.bsky.social with my new fave description of our hometown
Ok so maybe I have been too harsh on AI…
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ok so maybe I have been too harsh on AI…
Love to see it.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Love to see it.
Reposted by Kristin Hanson
Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.
Criticism of Quinn & Kingsbury is warranted, but ire should be directed higher. Personnel decisions made at the trade deadline in 24 (Lattimore) and offseason 25 (Tunsil, Deebo, and Robinson trades; ignoring gaping holes across the defense; handling of McLaurin holdout) left this roster paper thin.
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Criticism of Quinn & Kingsbury is warranted, but ire should be directed higher. Personnel decisions made at the trade deadline in 24 (Lattimore) and offseason 25 (Tunsil, Deebo, and Robinson trades; ignoring gaping holes across the defense; handling of McLaurin holdout) left this roster paper thin.
Well hey, last year was fun Commanders. Catch you in another 10-12 for the next season worth watching.
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Well hey, last year was fun Commanders. Catch you in another 10-12 for the next season worth watching.
Welp that sucks
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Welp that sucks
I’m immensely grateful for the magic carpet ride that was the 2019 Nats World Series run but I’m not gonna lie, it’s nice to watch a game 7 and not feel like my heart was gonna explode at every pitch. Hang in there, Blue Jay fans. Hang in there.
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’m immensely grateful for the magic carpet ride that was the 2019 Nats World Series run but I’m not gonna lie, it’s nice to watch a game 7 and not feel like my heart was gonna explode at every pitch. Hang in there, Blue Jay fans. Hang in there.
This thread 😂😭
George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
Bo Bichette has almost 4x as much career WAR as his dad now
October 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This thread 😂😭
Hot damn, that Ontario ad about the cost of tariffs that just aired during Game 7 is the best political ad I’ve seen in years.
October 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hot damn, that Ontario ad about the cost of tariffs that just aired during Game 7 is the best political ad I’ve seen in years.
Reposted by Kristin Hanson
US Government accounts have arrived on Bluesky.
Block on sight.
Protect your digital space.
Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them.
The detach quote function will come in very handy here…
Block on sight.
Protect your digital space.
Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them.
The detach quote function will come in very handy here…
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
US Government accounts have arrived on Bluesky.
Block on sight.
Protect your digital space.
Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them.
The detach quote function will come in very handy here…
Block on sight.
Protect your digital space.
Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them.
The detach quote function will come in very handy here…
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October 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Seriously. The most insane thing I’ve ever seen in a baseball game.
October 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Seriously. The most insane thing I’ve ever seen in a baseball game.
What … just happened in this baseball game?!?!
October 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
What … just happened in this baseball game?!?!
I cackled 😂
Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
October 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I cackled 😂
Been a while but time to bust this gif out again.
October 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Been a while but time to bust this gif out again.
“Baltimore is not an east coast city. It’s a Midwest city that happens to be on the east coast. … We fancy Cleveland. We are off-the-hook Pittsburgh. We are fly-ass Detroit. That’s us, man.” - @foxworthshow.bsky.social on @righttimebomani.bsky.social with my new fave description of our hometown
October 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“Baltimore is not an east coast city. It’s a Midwest city that happens to be on the east coast. … We fancy Cleveland. We are off-the-hook Pittsburgh. We are fly-ass Detroit. That’s us, man.” - @foxworthshow.bsky.social on @righttimebomani.bsky.social with my new fave description of our hometown
Mom told me last night that she finally understands why I had a panic attack large enough to send me to the hospital after the election last year. Changes nothing in the grand scheme of things, but she apologized for being judgmental because *everything* I feared then is happening. 🙄
September 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Mom told me last night that she finally understands why I had a panic attack large enough to send me to the hospital after the election last year. Changes nothing in the grand scheme of things, but she apologized for being judgmental because *everything* I feared then is happening. 🙄
I’m not an Eagles fan but I’m always down for a big man touchdown. Good on you #90. 👏
September 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’m not an Eagles fan but I’m always down for a big man touchdown. Good on you #90. 👏
someone get Chris Fowler some Zicam and Afrin, stat
September 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
someone get Chris Fowler some Zicam and Afrin, stat
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life.
1. Watching my kids play.
2. Running without pain.
3. Discovering my new favorite book.
4. The smell of salt water on the bridge on the way to Hilton Head
5. That first crisp-cool fall morning that makes you bust out the hoodies.
1. Watching my kids play.
2. Running without pain.
3. Discovering my new favorite book.
4. The smell of salt water on the bridge on the way to Hilton Head
5. That first crisp-cool fall morning that makes you bust out the hoodies.
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. Riding bicycle through places that have good coastal California smells
2. Thumping the small chonky dog like a watermelon
3. Making chicken noises
5. Listening to KEXP
6. Eating a burrito the size of a newborn infant
1. Riding bicycle through places that have good coastal California smells
2. Thumping the small chonky dog like a watermelon
3. Making chicken noises
5. Listening to KEXP
6. Eating a burrito the size of a newborn infant
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. Figuring out what's wrong with a drawing.
2. Watering my roses.
3. Listening to classical music.
4. The cat head-butting me for attention.
5. The satisfaction of a perfect short story.
1. Figuring out what's wrong with a drawing.
2. Watering my roses.
3. Listening to classical music.
4. The cat head-butting me for attention.
5. The satisfaction of a perfect short story.
September 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life.
1. Watching my kids play.
2. Running without pain.
3. Discovering my new favorite book.
4. The smell of salt water on the bridge on the way to Hilton Head
5. That first crisp-cool fall morning that makes you bust out the hoodies.
1. Watching my kids play.
2. Running without pain.
3. Discovering my new favorite book.
4. The smell of salt water on the bridge on the way to Hilton Head
5. That first crisp-cool fall morning that makes you bust out the hoodies.
This part.
Look, they do not have the capacity or competence to do this at the scale they want you to fear they do, and your fear is precisely their greatest force multiplier. Everybody who is cowed into silence by their threats allows them a smaller pool to focus on.
Stephen Miler is open about what's coming: a federal law enforcement crackdown on its political opponents
September 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This part.
This Cowboys Giants game is B O N K E R S
September 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This Cowboys Giants game is B O N K E R S
“We’ll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and because we’ve got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie. You’re watching SportsNight on CSC, so stick around.”
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.
What's yours?
What's yours?
September 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
“We’ll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and because we’ve got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie. You’re watching SportsNight on CSC, so stick around.”
Listening to @pablo.show break bombshell after bombshell by doing what my j school professors told me to do 20 years ago (documents, kids! That’s where the stories are!) warms my heart more than I can say. Put Pablo on the Kennedy Assassination next. we’ll have answers in a month.
September 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Listening to @pablo.show break bombshell after bombshell by doing what my j school professors told me to do 20 years ago (documents, kids! That’s where the stories are!) warms my heart more than I can say. Put Pablo on the Kennedy Assassination next. we’ll have answers in a month.
Reposted by Kristin Hanson
Absolutely brilliant satire.
"These “Guess Stops” will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or “Guess-Stop-O” for short. The Guess-Stop-O will make crime disappear by making undesirable people disappear."
"These “Guess Stops” will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or “Guess-Stop-O” for short. The Guess-Stop-O will make crime disappear by making undesirable people disappear."
"As you’re smashing car windows and pulling people out of their cars, you might be wondering how to determine whether the person is undocumented or not, or even whether you should be violently detaining them in the first place."
ICE’s Training Manual for Determining Who to Terrorize
“The Supreme Court on Monday lifted a federal judge’s order prohibiting government agents from making indiscriminate immigration-related stops in t...
buff.ly
September 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Absolutely brilliant satire.
"These “Guess Stops” will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or “Guess-Stop-O” for short. The Guess-Stop-O will make crime disappear by making undesirable people disappear."
"These “Guess Stops” will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or “Guess-Stop-O” for short. The Guess-Stop-O will make crime disappear by making undesirable people disappear."