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Kevin Slote
@kevinslote.bsky.social
Applied Mathematician
Macro data refinement scientist
https://kslote1.github.io
Everyone should care.

My opinions are my own
Ever wonder what the Lorenz attractor sounds like? Yeah, me neither.

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Strudel REPL
Strudel is a music live coding environment for the browser, porting the TidalCycles pattern language to JavaScript.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
If they wanted to be real efficient, they could just put the money into our GoFundMes
Do people who need Medicade even have FSAs?
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Do people who need Medicade even have FSAs?
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Do I know anyone who wants to work on some math problems?

I have a bunch of solutions to made up sheaf theory and topology problems that it would be cool to look at with someone. Mostly, just calculations for higher homotopy groups on spheres.0
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Algebraists: let’s call it a sheaf as an analogy.
Farmers: ohh I get it
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Opened grokkepidea because I’m a glutton for punishment I guess. It’s riddled with hundreds of errors just on a cursory reading.
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
CGI peaked in the 90s
October 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
For any computational scientist: Some days, on a computer, nothing works. Just walk away; do something else.

Your computer is under an evil curse. You gotta give the curse time to work itself out. This curse happened to me three times this week. Walked away, everything worked after touching grass.
October 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The airport in Raleigh has a bakery. Who tf is going through the airport thinking “I better get some bread.”
October 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Nothing makes me cringe harder than adding “statistics” to my teaching statement. Oh well, gotta pay the cost to be the boss I guess.
October 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
AI Slopisism: the believe that I am the only true intelligence and everything else is just AI slop.
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Happy spooky szn
October 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I really hate the term “Mandela effect.” A bunch a white people were ignorant of African liberation politics and decided the universe was wrong.
October 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I think I just accidentally crossed a picket line.
Airports crazy today. Pretty sure TSA is going on strike.
October 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Airports crazy today. Pretty sure TSA is going on strike.
October 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Reposted by Kevin Slote
Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking

www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...
Chicago Mayor Issues Defiant Call For A General Strike
It was an audacious proposal, given that the U.S. has never held a true, nationwide general strike.
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October 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Reposted by Kevin Slote
measure theory was a mistake invented for degenerate gamblers
Say the line: the set of non normal numbers is nowhere dense and yet nevertheless dense
October 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You always know you’re onto something when the LLM starts hallucinating real bad.
October 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I decided to give my nephew some crypto for his birthday to teach him financial responsibility. He asked “what can I buy with this?” To which I had to reply “nothing.”
October 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
A romcom about Grothendieck
September 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I recently wrote a new causal network discovery Python library.
My library has 100% unit and integration test coverage.
Leave me a ⭐ on GitHub and I will forever be in your debt.

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GitHub - Center-For-Complex-Systems-Science/causationentropy: Implementation of Causation Entropy from Clarkson Center for Complex Systems Science (C3S2)
Implementation of Causation Entropy from Clarkson Center for Complex Systems Science (C3S2) - Center-For-Complex-Systems-Science/causationentropy
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September 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Glad the streaming platforms have learned the TACO trade I guess
NEW — I wrote about my confirmed scoop from last night that Disney hastened Kimmel's return because of a planned Disney+ streaming price increase announcement coming on Tuesday:
Kimmel reinstatement preempted Disney+ price increase
The Handbasket reported first Monday evening on Bluesky
www.thehandbasket.co
September 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Ruining the Gen alpha 67 meme by informing them it’s an isolated prime number.
September 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This is actually unironically similar to what Alain Badiou believes.
young earth creationist ultrafinitist who thinks that the surreal numbers are the numbers that actually exist but god has only made between 2 and 4 million of them so far
September 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Anyone got any cool topology facts about the Kolmogorov Arnold Representation theorem?
September 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM