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Kevin

Kevin

@kevinpalmer.bsky.social

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I am a co-founder, hockey player, #Sabres fan, bad golfer, food lover, and pop culture savant. Single dad of an eight-year-old.

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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 1d

Pegula meeting with Kevyn, trying to fill out the Sabres lineup.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 1d

Smithers, there's no way I can lose this bet unless, of course, my 9 all-stars fall victim to 9 separate misfortunes and are unable to play tomorrow.
But that will never happen.
3 misfortunes, that's possible 7 misfortunes, there's an outside chance, but 9 misfortunes-- I'd like to see that.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 1d

The leading scorer is unsigned for next year. They are carrying three goalies and an enforcer on the roster, who is worthless. And they have, what you would assume, a lame duck GM and probably coach.

Nothing to worry about.

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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 1d

Sabres roster:
Out
-Norris (everything broken, made of glass)
-Zucker (botulism or scurvy)
-Benson (amputated foot)
-Kulich (blood clot... legit awful)
-Dahlin (awful family issues)
-Danforth (see Benson)

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 2d

Just step down and retire you gutless windbag.

The Baileys even think you are a giant pussy.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 3d

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 5d

It's that, and I think their messaging and cohesion of messaging have been awful for a pretty long time.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 7d

I'm unsure whether my statement was a joke, a threat, or something to be excited about.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 7d

The Jets have three first-round picks in the Arch Manning Draft.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 9d

Oh I don’t think you are at all. I think it’s super interesting like it’s determining what you value as a CEO. Walsh, Billy B, McVeigh geniuses at their side of the ball.

Jimmy Johnson, Gibbs, Shula, Levy seemed to have different skills.

Just different ways to go about it.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 9d

Levy had an insane amount of egos and personalities to deal with and coalesce into a team, Diggs becomes difficult and they have to ride him out of town. That’s a skill.

Do you want your head coach to have a super high level skill in one area or above average skills in a lot of soft areas?

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 9d

Interesting. I guess it depends on what you want out of a head coach. X’s and O’s, I’d hire him as a d coordinator over anyone that has coached in Buffalo. Managing players, empowering staff, and results, Marv seems to have him beat.

Fun topic though.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 9d

Washington’s bench right now

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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 9d

Darnold is human

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 9d

How do you let them pick up a 4th and 17

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 10d

I’m happy for Rosen

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 13d

And they didn’t even sign him

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 14d

Is it scurvy? I hope it's not scurvy.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 15d

Af some point they make them go for two instead of kicking the extra point…. Right?

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 18d

They

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 18d

The Sabres surpassed everyone’s predictions in this thread with two more games to go and I’m going to guess the ain’t mad about it.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 26d

With the win last night, the Sabres are 1-3. Their next six games are:

Florida
Montreal
Detroit
Toronto x2
Columbus

What do you think their record will be for the first ten games of the season?

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 20d

Maybe... just maybe... He needs to keep skating in order for the Earth to keep spinning. He is our Desmond from Lost.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 20d

Do you think you two drove past each other?

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 24d

Oh no Geertsen might be out for a bit.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 24d

Marchand is such a classless cunt