Excuse me waiter? I ordered the curly fries. Also there seems to be a cunt on my burger.
#trump #fucktrump

I am excited to launch my new man-on-the-street comedy series.
The first episode drops this week. www.youtube.com/@ImTalkinHer...
#comedy #funny #nyc

Last minute show alert. This Friday night I am headlining the Hartford Funnybone.
7pm show. Ticket link will be posted as soon as I get it.

Am I the only one who thinks it's ironic that something called Thunderfest would be so ready to cancel due to rain?

I'm cleaning out my freezer and just found a half dozen egg whites I'd tossed in there a few weeks ago and forgotten about.
I feel like I just reached into the pocket of an old jacket and pulled out a twenty!

Long Island, this weekend!
I'm headlining the Brokerage. Come on out!
#comedy #STANDUP #LONGISLAND

Look at @kevinbartini.bsky.social pulling away from my affection! At the last minute he moved his head and made me look like an asshole