Kevin Erlendsson
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Kevin Erlendsson
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If you are looking for a play-by-play commentator I will literally move anywhere
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The War On Drugs (policy): nefarious, ineffective, ruined millions of lives

The War On Drugs (band): thoughtful, unique sound, changed millions of lives
There is not a single good football team this year, except for Indiana of course
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
With all the nwsl news in the last few months from a viability standpoint, I think something they can change immediately is not have the final be a neutral site game. Atmosphere is considerably lacking, and it’s dumb in a league with so few clubs
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Penn State had a chance to do the funniest thing possible, only to find and execute an even funnier thing
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Why is Sports Illustrated advertising on premier league matches
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I got to witness someone using chat gtp in real time today. He asked, in the middle of a grocery store, “which kind of grapes are healthier?”

The attached image is a close approximation of my reaction
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Twitter’s ai is very good at this
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I read this out loud in the same rhythm of a @jasonkirk.fyi disasters reading. 10/10 headline
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I think any action that results in a fine during the NHL preseason should be an automatic suspension for game one of the regular season. And any suspension should be doubled
October 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Stephanie White might not make it out of this building without stabbing someone over this call
October 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This Fever-Aces game isn’t Miracle, it’s Mystery, Alaska
October 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The Indiana Fever might be most cursed team in professional sports
October 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This game is hilarious. Vegas is the overwhelming favorite, at home, well oiled offensive machine, getting to their spots, working the high screens mostly effectively. Meanwhile, Indiana’s offense is just making doodlebob noises and hope. And it’s a two point game at halftime!
October 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Just catching up after work but it appears the wnba is on the cusp of a civil war
September 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Got asked to be in a fantasy league with some folks whom I’m starting to think aren’t my people
September 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Brilliant gambit by Palace, letting Liverpool equalize so they could score a late winner
September 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
HBO should be ashamed of themselves for including a “skip intro” button on peacemaker episodes
September 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Two and a half hours till I see One Battle After Another, and then I need to find something new to get me through the next month of work
September 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Thinking about how Timothee Chalamet gave an awards acceptance speech talking about how he wants to be the greatest actor of all time, and the next time we see him he’s following up a Bob Dylan movie with a table tennis biopic
September 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The vibes were off the second Thom Brennaman’s face appeared
September 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Reposted by Kevin Erlendsson
Grandma?
September 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Starting a conspiracy theory
September 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Maybe Cleveland IS a wnba town after all
A fan threw a green sex toy on the field during the Bengals-Browns game at Huntington Bank Field on Sunday. A referee threw the object to the sideline, and a security guard later moved it out of view.
Fan throws green sex toy on field during Browns-Bengals game in Cleveland
The WNBA dealt with multiple instances of sex toys being thrown onto the court this summer.
www.nytimes.com
September 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Two more days
August 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM