Ken of the Gardens
@kenofthegardens.bsky.social
Skiing, sunning, gambling, running. Librarian-like powers.
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I put it to you that Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is not merely the worst Christmas song but is also in fact the worst song in the history of recorded sound.
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I put it to you that Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is not merely the worst Christmas song but is also in fact the worst song in the history of recorded sound.
Saying goodbye to Aruba today. Trading my swim trunks for snow boots 🙁😫
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Saying goodbye to Aruba today. Trading my swim trunks for snow boots 🙁😫
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I suppose it makes sense the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is doing well this year given how much inflation has increased since January.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I suppose it makes sense the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is doing well this year given how much inflation has increased since January.
OK, but how about jugs hanging out?
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
OK, but how about jugs hanging out?
Aruba living up to its tagline today. #OneHappyIsland
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Aruba living up to its tagline today. #OneHappyIsland
Now that’s what I call a tasting menu.
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Now that’s what I call a tasting menu.
Vacation mode achieved.
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Vacation mode achieved.
Remember kids, a $5 craps table is just as capable of taking your money as a $10 or $15 table.
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Remember kids, a $5 craps table is just as capable of taking your money as a $10 or $15 table.
Every year I swear I’ll find a new vacation spot instead of Aruba, and yet here we are.
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Every year I swear I’ll find a new vacation spot instead of Aruba, and yet here we are.
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please do not tell me when someone is calling my phone. that is between the other person and my phone and i am not invested in any of that business
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
please do not tell me when someone is calling my phone. that is between the other person and my phone and i am not invested in any of that business
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My office building uses the same fragrance as the Cosmpolitan in its lobby so every day at work I’m reminded I’d rather be in Las Vegas.
*Not that I need a reminder.
*Not that I need a reminder.
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My office building uses the same fragrance as the Cosmpolitan in its lobby so every day at work I’m reminded I’d rather be in Las Vegas.
*Not that I need a reminder.
*Not that I need a reminder.
Put baby to bed for the season today. See you in the spring.
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Put baby to bed for the season today. See you in the spring.
Do you have to
Do you have to
Do you have to
Do you have to pull my finger?
Do you have to
Do you have to
Do you have to pull my finger?
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Do you have to
Do you have to
Do you have to
Do you have to pull my finger?
Do you have to
Do you have to
Do you have to pull my finger?
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is it bananas, it’s bananas isn’t it
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
is it bananas, it’s bananas isn’t it
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Bigfoot is just one guy. It’s just him and that’s it. There aren’t any other bigfeet, it’s just the one guy
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Bigfoot is just one guy. It’s just him and that’s it. There aren’t any other bigfeet, it’s just the one guy
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You don’t get a body like mine by sitting around on the couch. You also have to eat tons of junk food.
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You don’t get a body like mine by sitting around on the couch. You also have to eat tons of junk food.
Holy crap Bears! That was wild!
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Holy crap Bears! That was wild!
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we’re frugal-maxing, ration-pilled, rawdogging our basic needs, economically getting our cheeks clapped
People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑🔬🔬🧪
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
we’re frugal-maxing, ration-pilled, rawdogging our basic needs, economically getting our cheeks clapped
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there used to be a time in this country when things still sucked pretty bad but you knew about it a lot less,,
October 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
there used to be a time in this country when things still sucked pretty bad but you knew about it a lot less,,
It is trick or treat night in Three Oaks, MI, and thanks to my premature generosity we are down to the emergency dollar store candy.
October 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It is trick or treat night in Three Oaks, MI, and thanks to my premature generosity we are down to the emergency dollar store candy.
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
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this is the people's ballroom
October 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
this is the people's ballroom
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“I now pronounce you lunch and dinner.”
October 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
“I now pronounce you lunch and dinner.”
Freshly baked Michigan apple pie. This one’s a beauty, if I do say so myself!
October 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Freshly baked Michigan apple pie. This one’s a beauty, if I do say so myself!