NEW KATAMARI GAME OUT IN OCTOBER THIS IS GONNA BE THE ONLY THING I TALK ABOUT FOR MONTHS

Bisexual trade just texted me a link to a YouTube Short

Basically, what we’re gonna do is dance

Over the last 48 hours I’ve discovered my boyfriend has no knowledge of
• Labubus (“what is that”)
• Bushwick (“I know it’s in Brooklyn”)
• Sweetgreen (“What? Why do you keep asking me all these weird things”)

Summer is coming with a Marlboro menthol 100 in the mouth

Yellow gatorade tastes like an HP potion

God bless whatever little freak got Nadia Oh’s music back on Spotify

I don’t wanna see any more fake Noguchi tables

The clouds parted, and God's voice rang out, echoing across the land in a language every one of his creations could understand, "The meaning of life is getting lunch with your friend."

Who's going to rewatch Veneno with me

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor