kelpy!!!
@kelpy.bsky.social
hamburger is coming for dinner. goodbye | free palestine 🇵🇸 | she/they
the sink helps you with water
March 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
the sink helps you with water
i need it to be warm enough to enjoy a beautiful sunset bike ride blasting pitch a fit by petey and i’m not gonna shut up about it until that happens
February 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i need it to be warm enough to enjoy a beautiful sunset bike ride blasting pitch a fit by petey and i’m not gonna shut up about it until that happens
if i can't ride my bike down the lakefront trail at sunset on a warm evening soon, just SEE how long it takes me to absolutely lose my shit.
February 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
if i can't ride my bike down the lakefront trail at sunset on a warm evening soon, just SEE how long it takes me to absolutely lose my shit.
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you gotta live through the whole thing
January 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
you gotta live through the whole thing
it makes me so mad when they say "no-bake cookies." there has to be some decorum
December 7, 2024 at 2:27 AM
it makes me so mad when they say "no-bake cookies." there has to be some decorum
my theory is the UHC assassin was actually just a regular murderer and he got a high-profile CEO on accident
December 6, 2024 at 6:37 PM
my theory is the UHC assassin was actually just a regular murderer and he got a high-profile CEO on accident
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Last week I met a person who believes in ghosts, aliens, & vampires, & when I asked “so what DON’T you believe in” she narrowed it down to just werewolves & god. I can’t stop thinking about this
December 5, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Last week I met a person who believes in ghosts, aliens, & vampires, & when I asked “so what DON’T you believe in” she narrowed it down to just werewolves & god. I can’t stop thinking about this
she’s mad because i told her not to hit her sister
November 27, 2024 at 8:03 PM
she’s mad because i told her not to hit her sister
you wouldn’t hit her with your car, would you?!
November 26, 2024 at 10:23 PM
you wouldn’t hit her with your car, would you?!
what's the most unappealing set of words in the english language? i'll go first - "virtual silent retreat"
November 26, 2024 at 3:55 PM
what's the most unappealing set of words in the english language? i'll go first - "virtual silent retreat"
being sick isn’t so bad, you can eat a bagel and watch it’s complicated
November 22, 2024 at 6:50 PM
being sick isn’t so bad, you can eat a bagel and watch it’s complicated
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this new app ain’t so bad it’s got my friend matt mac
November 14, 2024 at 3:32 PM
this new app ain’t so bad it’s got my friend matt mac
bsky is probably gonna crash today too so i’m gonna go ahead and hop off to let the Real posters cook. until we meet again 🫡
July 1, 2023 at 9:17 PM
bsky is probably gonna crash today too so i’m gonna go ahead and hop off to let the Real posters cook. until we meet again 🫡
……you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice
July 1, 2023 at 9:09 PM
……you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice
i wanted to make my banner pic on here that pic of the crab with a knife but when i googled “crab with a knife” it led me to an article about how that was animal abuse and that bummed me out tbh
May 21, 2023 at 3:35 PM
i wanted to make my banner pic on here that pic of the crab with a knife but when i googled “crab with a knife” it led me to an article about how that was animal abuse and that bummed me out tbh