kelp the fox
@kelpfur.bsky.social
24 · college student · g*rman · supposed to know how coding works
Seeing my Dad not even being able to raise a dog makes it make sense how I turned out
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Seeing my Dad not even being able to raise a dog makes it make sense how I turned out
I should start spreading whimsical misinformation, based on puns and sillyness
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I should start spreading whimsical misinformation, based on puns and sillyness
⚠️🧠FACT:🧠⚠️
Drive-By-Shootings were named after the small Swedish village of Driveby, where they were invented. 🇸🇪
Drive-By-Shootings were named after the small Swedish village of Driveby, where they were invented. 🇸🇪
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
⚠️🧠FACT:🧠⚠️
Drive-By-Shootings were named after the small Swedish village of Driveby, where they were invented. 🇸🇪
Drive-By-Shootings were named after the small Swedish village of Driveby, where they were invented. 🇸🇪
bin kein DJ, lege nur Lines auf
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
bin kein DJ, lege nur Lines auf
Ich persönlich kenne sehr Viele die durch eine Änderung des #CannG in die Kriminalität zurückgedrängt werden, bzw. hin zum Schwarzmarkt. Ganz egal ob Streeck oder die Parteien das wollen oder nicht. Sinnfreie Politik.
October 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ich persönlich kenne sehr Viele die durch eine Änderung des #CannG in die Kriminalität zurückgedrängt werden, bzw. hin zum Schwarzmarkt. Ganz egal ob Streeck oder die Parteien das wollen oder nicht. Sinnfreie Politik.
Schranz Sunday: listening to Klangkuenstler - Toter Schmetterling, while fried like a chicken nugget
October 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Schranz Sunday: listening to Klangkuenstler - Toter Schmetterling, while fried like a chicken nugget
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It be the season of the witch
October 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It be the season of the witch
I'm awake for way too long now, but haven't spotted any shadow people yet
October 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm awake for way too long now, but haven't spotted any shadow people yet
Listening to dumb Russian trap makes it feel like summer 2018 again 🚬 🍊 🍸 😔 🇷🇺 🇩🇪
October 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Listening to dumb Russian trap makes it feel like summer 2018 again 🚬 🍊 🍸 😔 🇷🇺 🇩🇪
time to listen to Schranz and practice drawing or something
September 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
time to listen to Schranz and practice drawing or something
I should buy Oktoberfestbier! More % alc and it's not available year round!
September 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I should buy Oktoberfestbier! More % alc and it's not available year round!
Why I'm drinking so much wine/beer recently? They call it Suchtverlagerung, look it up sweetheart. 😎🍷
September 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Why I'm drinking so much wine/beer recently? They call it Suchtverlagerung, look it up sweetheart. 😎🍷
Waking up and baking a fresh pizza from dough prepared they day before is nice
September 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Waking up and baking a fresh pizza from dough prepared they day before is nice
Smoking on that Danish medical BIG PURPLE DRAGON weed
June 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Smoking on that Danish medical BIG PURPLE DRAGON weed
Wenn man die KPD verbieten konnte gehört die AfD verbieten, zumindest eine Volksabstimmung zum AfD Verbot wäre angebracht
May 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Wenn man die KPD verbieten konnte gehört die AfD verbieten, zumindest eine Volksabstimmung zum AfD Verbot wäre angebracht
Reposted by kelp the fox
BREAKING NEWS: Water sausage shows off his impressive skills.
May 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Water sausage shows off his impressive skills.
Kühl wie ein Kühlregal regal wie ein König
April 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Kühl wie ein Kühlregal regal wie ein König
who's mark and why should I question him
April 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
who's mark and why should I question him
Digga, Bielefeld gibt's ja wirklich ich dachte das ist ein Meme, dass es das wirklich gibt
April 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Digga, Bielefeld gibt's ja wirklich ich dachte das ist ein Meme, dass es das wirklich gibt
If I had cats I would name them "Garlic", "Sony WH1000XM3" and "Jake"
April 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If I had cats I would name them "Garlic", "Sony WH1000XM3" and "Jake"
I jsut got asked what my favorite movie was and I had no fucking idea
April 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I jsut got asked what my favorite movie was and I had no fucking idea
should I bring Mephedrone to EF or is that too Berghain? /j
March 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
should I bring Mephedrone to EF or is that too Berghain? /j