Kelly And Roger
kellyandroger.bsky.social
Kelly And Roger
@kellyandroger.bsky.social
We talk a lot about sex stuff.

We are a married couple from Australia, currently residing in the UK, exploring our kinky sides. We are into many different kinks and fetishes with an emphasis on fun and getting the most out of life.
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Seriously, please don't follow our account if you have no interest in interacting with us. At least do something! Why are you here? What is the point? Do you even exist?
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In which @owenjones.bsky.social carefully and irresistibly unpicks the sadistic, intellectually dishonest and politically self-defeating policies of Shabana Mahmood. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
A question to the few remaining Labour supporters: is this refugee-bashing what you voted for? | Owen Jones
The government’s callousness has won it respect – from Tommy Robinson and the hard right, says Guardian columnist Owen Jones
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Google has now admitted that they will tap into users' personal data within Gmail and Drive in order for their upcoming AI search to "be more helpful".

For years, Google has advertised their services as "encrypted" and "secure", which begs the question: are they really?

1/5 🧵
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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It’s never ever ever about really making people safe.

To be clear, you should NOT choke people, that’s a VERY dangerous thing to do.

But this is not going to protect a single person. Only harm.
Hidden in the controversial about UK "choking ban" proposal are a host of even more egregious proposals that could:

* make camming illegal
* redefine escort ads as pimping
* render model contracts unenforceable
* criminalize discussions of teen sexuality

And a whole lot more ...
Moral panic about rough sex gives way to censorship in the UK
British regulators and lawmakers are hot on a measure that would make possessing or publishing strangulation porn a crime.
reason.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.

funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
funkittoys.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Today’s a great day to ditch the preinstalled Big Tech browser and come on over. 💪
Moving from Microsoft Edge to Vivaldi? It’s easier than ever. Import your browser data with just one click. 🌟
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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We don’t sell your data. We’re from places where that kind of thing gets you kicked out of the sauna. 🧖‍♂️🦵
October 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Proud to announce our unnamed tech partners tracked the cell phone locations of hundreds of thousands of people without their knowledge or consent
September 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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trans people are cool

anyone who thinks being trans is bad can go to the moon and stay there
September 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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If we’re going to have Chinese style autocracy in the US, I’d also like the renewable energy infrastructure, high speed rail, electric vehicles, investment in science, and good food.
Jimmy Kimmel Live! suspended indefinitely after host’s Charlie Kirk comments
ABC says late-night show will not air for foreseeable future after Kimmel accused Republicans of ‘doing everything they can to score political points’ from Kirk’s killing
www.theguardian.com
September 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
No idea if it has been pointed out before, but here I was thinking that Milly was the actual star of this film, yet she seems to be a sidekick in this movie poster for The Electric State.

Did they think people would watch this because of the Pratt and not Milly?
September 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
So yeah, if you are posting your hot vibes LinkedIn article here on Blue Sky, you are absolutely getting a block from me. Keep that crap on that ridiculous business aura farming joke of a site where it belongs.

#YouSuck #LinkedInAuraIsWorthless
September 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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And get yourself a Ruby Glow ofc! Incredible hands-free, ride on sex toy ❤️

www.therubyglow.com?utm=girlonth...
September 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I wasn't going to see it because of Jared Fucking Leto, but they decided to up the ante even more to convince me not to see it.
Mr. Beast appears in a new promo for ‘TRON: ARES’
September 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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It seems unlikely that the richest men in the world are so worried about footing the bill for decent regulation of the online space that they’ve signed up pliant politicians to invent a non-existent ‘free speech crisis’. Until you remember just how greedy you have to be to become that rich…
September 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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So many people supremely relaxed about inciting people to violence - and strangely none of them with a skin colour or gender or immigration status which makes them routine targets of violent people.
September 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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September 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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"Naked, now, she looks down at the large, willow-thick tentacle cradling her body."

This time last year I published some tentacle porn.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/talent-...
September 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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“Shuffling the deck of #kinks you play with, sometimes removing cards or adding new ones, is part and parcel of what makes this journey fun.”

NEW blog: I’m not doing #choking any more, but here are some alternatives that I find pretty hot and you might too 👍

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/safer-a...
www.girlonthenet.com
August 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Turns out this was a documentary
August 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Hey mums and dads, don't forget to get Suzy and Tommy new kevlar vests for school this year! We have many exciting styles and colors to choose from!
August 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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A new story that I particularly enjoyed writing. This one takes place on a train and has a boyfriend showing off his girlfriend to some rich men in order to show them what true wealth is: starcrossstories.wordpress.com/2025/08/19/t... #NSFW #Erotica #EroticStory
DISPLAY OF WEALTH
“God this train is so QUIET.” “Shhhhhh!” Sean hushed Lucy while laughing at how loud she became when she was tipsy. She began laughing too then took a swig of water from the…
starcrossstories.wordpress.com
August 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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SPEED BUMPS ARE PURE EVIL. Cars DESTROYED. Milkshakes SPILLED. Families TRAUMATIZED. BAN THE BUMPS!
August 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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For ‘a small inconvenience to adults’ read ‘drastically harms privacy, puts people at risk of being scammed, trains them to routinely use tools that bypass government censorship of genuinely illegal content, and destroys many of their livelihoods.’

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/age-ver...
August 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I've never before written erotica that features elves and faeries. Now I have: starcrossstories.wordpress.com/2025/08/13/f...
FOREST CREATURES
Langlois took a fork in the path that he rarely took, then, a little later on, took another that he had never taken before. Previously this path had appeared overgrown and unwelcoming. Today it wen…
starcrossstories.wordpress.com
August 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM