Keith Webb
@keithwebb.bsky.social
It gets dark, we all got work to do.
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As someone who is this guy's age I can tell you 100% that if you were into Pixies, Nirvana, 120 Minutes stuff, etc. but didn't like the Beatles you had to have worked hard to contort yourself into that special little box. Your enemy, if you absolutely needed one, was hair metal. GTFO here with this.
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
As someone who is this guy's age I can tell you 100% that if you were into Pixies, Nirvana, 120 Minutes stuff, etc. but didn't like the Beatles you had to have worked hard to contort yourself into that special little box. Your enemy, if you absolutely needed one, was hair metal. GTFO here with this.
In 1984, I was hospitalized for approaching perfection
Slowly screwing my way across Europe
They had to make a correction
Slowly screwing my way across Europe
They had to make a correction
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
In 1984, I was hospitalized for approaching perfection
Slowly screwing my way across Europe
They had to make a correction
Slowly screwing my way across Europe
They had to make a correction
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
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“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
October 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
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Attention to all dads who don’t yet know about their beloved guitar nephew
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Attention to all dads who don’t yet know about their beloved guitar nephew
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this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
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AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis
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CHOTINER: But you’ve had romantic entanglements in the past. For instance, Lucy Westenra?
DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl.
CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe?
DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think.
CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right?
DRACULA: That’s right.
CHOTINER: Thank you.
DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl.
CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe?
DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think.
CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right?
DRACULA: That’s right.
CHOTINER: Thank you.
May 2, 2024 at 2:18 AM
CHOTINER: But you’ve had romantic entanglements in the past. For instance, Lucy Westenra?
DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl.
CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe?
DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think.
CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right?
DRACULA: That’s right.
CHOTINER: Thank you.
DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl.
CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe?
DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think.
CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right?
DRACULA: That’s right.
CHOTINER: Thank you.
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Jeff Hiller has won the Emmy for Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for ‘SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE’
See the full winners list: bit.ly/EmmyWins25
See the full winners list: bit.ly/EmmyWins25
September 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Jeff Hiller has won the Emmy for Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for ‘SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE’
See the full winners list: bit.ly/EmmyWins25
See the full winners list: bit.ly/EmmyWins25
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JEFF HILLER!!!!!!!
September 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
JEFF HILLER!!!!!!!
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Guess nobody reads Vonnegut’s “Mother Night” anymore
September 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Guess nobody reads Vonnegut’s “Mother Night” anymore
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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FBI DIRECTOR: mr trump, the bureau needs your help. see, there's this prolific child rapist and human trafficker who we wanna take down and then pull some strings for in order to ensure he receives the lightest possible punishment
TRUMP: i had no idea jeff was doing that stuff. you said jeff right
TRUMP: i had no idea jeff was doing that stuff. you said jeff right
September 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
FBI DIRECTOR: mr trump, the bureau needs your help. see, there's this prolific child rapist and human trafficker who we wanna take down and then pull some strings for in order to ensure he receives the lightest possible punishment
TRUMP: i had no idea jeff was doing that stuff. you said jeff right
TRUMP: i had no idea jeff was doing that stuff. you said jeff right
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September 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Liberals are starting to say shit like, "trans people asked for too much too fast," and I'll remind your souless asses that we actually didn't ask for anything. we were minding our own business and quietly improving our healthcare and you (cis) decided to do a pogrom against us for no reason.
September 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Liberals are starting to say shit like, "trans people asked for too much too fast," and I'll remind your souless asses that we actually didn't ask for anything. we were minding our own business and quietly improving our healthcare and you (cis) decided to do a pogrom against us for no reason.
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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Why are 90% of op-eds scolding liberals for the way they talk about threats to democracy rather than scolding conservatives for threatening democracy
August 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Why are 90% of op-eds scolding liberals for the way they talk about threats to democracy rather than scolding conservatives for threatening democracy
