Keanu Treeves 🎄
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Nothing is grammatically correct around here
Having subtitles on a movie like in the heights just be “speaks Spanish” is really 🥴
December 14, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Having subtitles on a movie like in the heights just be “speaks Spanish” is really 🥴
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
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Candles are weird, man. Did I get $20 worth of smells out of this thing? Fuck if I know
November 20, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Candles are weird, man. Did I get $20 worth of smells out of this thing? Fuck if I know
👌🏻 close to telling everyone to fuck off 🤷🏻♀️
November 18, 2024 at 2:30 PM
👌🏻 close to telling everyone to fuck off 🤷🏻♀️
I think Sabrina was on to something when she said “my give a fucks are on vacation”
November 17, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I think Sabrina was on to something when she said “my give a fucks are on vacation”
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idk bro but sounds like you need to move to the country and eat a lot of peaches
November 15, 2024 at 8:58 PM
idk bro but sounds like you need to move to the country and eat a lot of peaches
The vibes over here are truly immaculate
November 16, 2024 at 1:19 AM
The vibes over here are truly immaculate
Bill and Ted, the greatest movies ever created 🤘🏻🎸🕺🏻
November 15, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Bill and Ted, the greatest movies ever created 🤘🏻🎸🕺🏻
Do you know how embarrassing it is to be allergic to black pepper
November 15, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Do you know how embarrassing it is to be allergic to black pepper
I realized how fucking dehydrated I was after I ate pho last night and have peed like 5 times 🥲
November 15, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I realized how fucking dehydrated I was after I ate pho last night and have peed like 5 times 🥲
I’m tired of this grandpa
November 15, 2024 at 2:08 AM
I’m tired of this grandpa