@kcpunkerton.bsky.social
Retired snowboarder, elderly rollerblader, punk rock warlord, music snob, adult entertainment connoisseur, Trump and MAGA hater, pro wrestling nerd and overall, a somewhat decent person.
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Well I just got a call from my doctor saying that my heart is back to how it was when I had my heart attack. I’m told to not do anything physical that raises my heart rate and blood pressure, for fear of having another heart attack. It could be worse though, I could already be dead. So that’s a win.
January 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Well I just got a call from my doctor saying that my heart is back to how it was when I had my heart attack. I’m told to not do anything physical that raises my heart rate and blood pressure, for fear of having another heart attack. It could be worse though, I could already be dead. So that’s a win.
So I’m apparently banned from a local wrestling promotion, because I questioned their decision to book and promote two wrestlers who have had multiple sexual assault allegations, some of which included minors, that got both of them fired from the WWE. Great times in the Kansas City wrestling scene.
January 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
So I’m apparently banned from a local wrestling promotion, because I questioned their decision to book and promote two wrestlers who have had multiple sexual assault allegations, some of which included minors, that got both of them fired from the WWE. Great times in the Kansas City wrestling scene.
I got my first concussion in over a decade, by getting hit in the head by a ski that fell out a rack. It hits a lot harder in my 40’s than it did in my 20’s.
January 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I got my first concussion in over a decade, by getting hit in the head by a ski that fell out a rack. It hits a lot harder in my 40’s than it did in my 20’s.
When I was lying on my bathroom floor, 2 years ago, knowing I was dying from a heart attack, I wasn’t scared at all, it was one of the most peaceful moments in my life. Now that none of the 10 cardiologists I’ve seen in the last 3 months, have any idea what’s wrong with my heart, it’s really scary.
January 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
When I was lying on my bathroom floor, 2 years ago, knowing I was dying from a heart attack, I wasn’t scared at all, it was one of the most peaceful moments in my life. Now that none of the 10 cardiologists I’ve seen in the last 3 months, have any idea what’s wrong with my heart, it’s really scary.
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BREAKING NEWS:
Judge Merchan, who oversaw Donald Trump’s criminal trial, has just DENIED his request to postpone Friday’s sentencing as he seeks to push off the proceeding.
The judge found his arguments to be “repetitious.”
Judge Merchan, who oversaw Donald Trump’s criminal trial, has just DENIED his request to postpone Friday’s sentencing as he seeks to push off the proceeding.
The judge found his arguments to be “repetitious.”
January 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Judge Merchan, who oversaw Donald Trump’s criminal trial, has just DENIED his request to postpone Friday’s sentencing as he seeks to push off the proceeding.
The judge found his arguments to be “repetitious.”
Judge Merchan, who oversaw Donald Trump’s criminal trial, has just DENIED his request to postpone Friday’s sentencing as he seeks to push off the proceeding.
The judge found his arguments to be “repetitious.”
When @weather.bsky.social sends this guy out, you immediately know that shit is on and ain’t nobody leaving town. I love living in Kansas City.
January 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
When @weather.bsky.social sends this guy out, you immediately know that shit is on and ain’t nobody leaving town. I love living in Kansas City.
30 years ago today, I stepped onto the snow and strapped into a set of snowboard bindings for the first time. I’ve spent over a thousand days on snow in that time and got to live the dream of so many people, by making a living out of my love for this art form, for nearly half my life.
December 28, 2024 at 10:22 PM
30 years ago today, I stepped onto the snow and strapped into a set of snowboard bindings for the first time. I’ve spent over a thousand days on snow in that time and got to live the dream of so many people, by making a living out of my love for this art form, for nearly half my life.
Hope everyone else is enjoying their Christmas Eve. I’ll be spending mine in the ER.
December 24, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Hope everyone else is enjoying their Christmas Eve. I’ll be spending mine in the ER.
Day 11 of 15 straight days of work is in the books and I’m full on in “fall asleep while standing up” mode. I can’t wait until Christmas is over.
December 21, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Day 11 of 15 straight days of work is in the books and I’m full on in “fall asleep while standing up” mode. I can’t wait until Christmas is over.
Just finished watching Glitter & Greed: The Lisa Frank Story. Talk about a goddamn carny thief, that bitch took every single person’s money and ideas. Like a wrestling promoter screwing over both the wrestlers and the marks in the crowd.
December 18, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Just finished watching Glitter & Greed: The Lisa Frank Story. Talk about a goddamn carny thief, that bitch took every single person’s money and ideas. Like a wrestling promoter screwing over both the wrestlers and the marks in the crowd.
I’ve now had the same dream where my wife incinerates a group of guys who stole her car, three times in the last two weeks. I don’t know what my mind is trying to tell me, besides she is either a witch or has the Phoenix Force in her?
December 16, 2024 at 9:47 AM
I’ve now had the same dream where my wife incinerates a group of guys who stole her car, three times in the last two weeks. I don’t know what my mind is trying to tell me, besides she is either a witch or has the Phoenix Force in her?
Moose and I would like to wish everyone a wonderful Saturday.
December 8, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Moose and I would like to wish everyone a wonderful Saturday.
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NYC has put a bounty of 10K for clues to help find the John Wick killer (that’s my moniker for him).
That’s less than most United Healthcare deductibles.
I’m sure we’ll all be getting right on that, right?🤨
That’s less than most United Healthcare deductibles.
I’m sure we’ll all be getting right on that, right?🤨
December 7, 2024 at 1:13 PM
NYC has put a bounty of 10K for clues to help find the John Wick killer (that’s my moniker for him).
That’s less than most United Healthcare deductibles.
I’m sure we’ll all be getting right on that, right?🤨
That’s less than most United Healthcare deductibles.
I’m sure we’ll all be getting right on that, right?🤨
Well, I can confirm that after shoveling 6 inches of snow off my driveway, my porch and my back deck, my right arm is officially jelly. But at least Moose can now go pee without leaping over mounds of snow again.
November 30, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Well, I can confirm that after shoveling 6 inches of snow off my driveway, my porch and my back deck, my right arm is officially jelly. But at least Moose can now go pee without leaping over mounds of snow again.
Moose would like to wish everyone who celebrates, a Happy Thanksgiving.
November 29, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Moose would like to wish everyone who celebrates, a Happy Thanksgiving.
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For the first time in my life, I’m up to watch the Macy’s Day Parade. I think that officially makes me an old person.
November 28, 2024 at 1:26 PM
For the first time in my life, I’m up to watch the Macy’s Day Parade. I think that officially makes me an old person.
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Dark ages #2 coming at ya!
November 27, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Dark ages #2 coming at ya!
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How about you?
November 27, 2024 at 7:47 PM
How about you?
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This 2021 tweet from Bernie Sanders aged well
November 28, 2024 at 10:15 AM
This 2021 tweet from Bernie Sanders aged well
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Just a perfect Christian.
November 27, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Just a perfect Christian.
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Holy moly these courtroom sketches of Rudy Giuliani are epic.
November 27, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Holy moly these courtroom sketches of Rudy Giuliani are epic.
I believe the phrase the MAGA people like to use is “fuck around and find out” and they are indeed about find out why you don’t fuck around with people you are supposed to do business with.
BREAKING NEWS:
Mexico suggests it would impose its own tariffs to retaliate against any Trump tariffs.
Tariffiying. 💃🏻
Mexico suggests it would impose its own tariffs to retaliate against any Trump tariffs.
Tariffiying. 💃🏻
November 26, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I believe the phrase the MAGA people like to use is “fuck around and find out” and they are indeed about find out why you don’t fuck around with people you are supposed to do business with.