Kaysho Husky
@kayshohusky.bsky.social
I wag; therefore, I am.
(Telegram also @KayshoHusky for “DMs”)
(Telegram also @KayshoHusky for “DMs”)
Went to a biergarten Oktoberfest this evening. No oompah band … they had … rap karaoke.
I didn’t participate, but now I’m wondering if oompah rap would work …
I didn’t participate, but now I’m wondering if oompah rap would work …
October 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Went to a biergarten Oktoberfest this evening. No oompah band … they had … rap karaoke.
I didn’t participate, but now I’m wondering if oompah rap would work …
I didn’t participate, but now I’m wondering if oompah rap would work …
I appreciate that Waymo cars can pay full attention to their speed at all times, so there would be no legal justification not to program them to drive at 35.00 mph in a 35 zone.
And I’m amazed that we now have machines like this at all!
But man, they’re such road boulders. :)
And I’m amazed that we now have machines like this at all!
But man, they’re such road boulders. :)
September 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I appreciate that Waymo cars can pay full attention to their speed at all times, so there would be no legal justification not to program them to drive at 35.00 mph in a 35 zone.
And I’m amazed that we now have machines like this at all!
But man, they’re such road boulders. :)
And I’m amazed that we now have machines like this at all!
But man, they’re such road boulders. :)
I’ll admit that I laughed at the juxtaposition of MASSIVE TASTY BURGER with a story about the life everlasting … but how else do you say that these burgers are to die for?
Or perhaps from …
Or perhaps from …
September 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’ll admit that I laughed at the juxtaposition of MASSIVE TASTY BURGER with a story about the life everlasting … but how else do you say that these burgers are to die for?
Or perhaps from …
Or perhaps from …
Furries, in my bar?!
Why yes. :)
Why yes. :)
September 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Furries, in my bar?!
Why yes. :)
Why yes. :)
Me: “Ah, it’s three months until MFF. Let me explore hotel options on where I could stay for the con!” *wag wag wag*
Reality: “Oh … oh you dear boy …”
Reality: “Oh … oh you dear boy …”
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Me: “Ah, it’s three months until MFF. Let me explore hotel options on where I could stay for the con!” *wag wag wag*
Reality: “Oh … oh you dear boy …”
Reality: “Oh … oh you dear boy …”
“We can’t approve your project unless you can tell us that it will save at least 1,000 hours per user per month.”
Me: “You do realise that even a 31-day month contains only 744 hours in total, right?”
Me: “You do realise that even a 31-day month contains only 744 hours in total, right?”
September 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“We can’t approve your project unless you can tell us that it will save at least 1,000 hours per user per month.”
Me: “You do realise that even a 31-day month contains only 744 hours in total, right?”
Me: “You do realise that even a 31-day month contains only 744 hours in total, right?”
My Megaplex experience so far in an artistic nutshell. :)
August 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My Megaplex experience so far in an artistic nutshell. :)
OK, look, Disney World … some of us have a thing for reindeer and we want our custom merchandise as well. :)
August 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
OK, look, Disney World … some of us have a thing for reindeer and we want our custom merchandise as well. :)
I feel for the Southwest gate employees who now have to plead with folks to gate-check a few bags so we’ll all fit … just like every other airline.
August 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I feel for the Southwest gate employees who now have to plead with folks to gate-check a few bags so we’ll all fit … just like every other airline.
The county fair’s theme this year is “Endless Summer” … but it’s been so hot and humid lately that I’m not sure that’s much of a selling point. :)
July 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The county fair’s theme this year is “Endless Summer” … but it’s been so hot and humid lately that I’m not sure that’s much of a selling point. :)
“Do you allow water bottles into the comedy show?”, I asked, thinking they’d want to protect the theatre, and not thinking in terms of protecting the lady in front of me from the results of a punch line poorly timed right in the middle of a sip.
Clearly she should have said no.
Clearly she should have said no.
July 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“Do you allow water bottles into the comedy show?”, I asked, thinking they’d want to protect the theatre, and not thinking in terms of protecting the lady in front of me from the results of a punch line poorly timed right in the middle of a sip.
Clearly she should have said no.
Clearly she should have said no.
“Since you have cold symptoms, let’s test you for covid.”
*the nurse swabs vigorously halfway up into my brain, then departs*
A mere 90 seconds later: “Yup, you have covid.”
I must have the covid equivalent of Minute Rice. :)
*the nurse swabs vigorously halfway up into my brain, then departs*
A mere 90 seconds later: “Yup, you have covid.”
I must have the covid equivalent of Minute Rice. :)
July 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“Since you have cold symptoms, let’s test you for covid.”
*the nurse swabs vigorously halfway up into my brain, then departs*
A mere 90 seconds later: “Yup, you have covid.”
I must have the covid equivalent of Minute Rice. :)
*the nurse swabs vigorously halfway up into my brain, then departs*
A mere 90 seconds later: “Yup, you have covid.”
I must have the covid equivalent of Minute Rice. :)
I am slowly reviewing the consequences of the BBB (job-related, really) … and all I can say, honestly, is that the Argentinisation of the USA continues.
#Sad
#Sad
July 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I am slowly reviewing the consequences of the BBB (job-related, really) … and all I can say, honestly, is that the Argentinisation of the USA continues.
#Sad
#Sad
Twitter / X is starting to weird me out … this just showed up in the middle of my “following” feed.
I don’t follow this person. It’s not marked as an ad or as a promoted post. I can’t interact with it. And the subject matter is … oddly obsessive.
What the heck?
I don’t follow this person. It’s not marked as an ad or as a promoted post. I can’t interact with it. And the subject matter is … oddly obsessive.
What the heck?
July 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Twitter / X is starting to weird me out … this just showed up in the middle of my “following” feed.
I don’t follow this person. It’s not marked as an ad or as a promoted post. I can’t interact with it. And the subject matter is … oddly obsessive.
What the heck?
I don’t follow this person. It’s not marked as an ad or as a promoted post. I can’t interact with it. And the subject matter is … oddly obsessive.
What the heck?
Cool sunset rainbow playing peek-a-boo with the clouds.
July 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Cool sunset rainbow playing peek-a-boo with the clouds.
Me, before Anthrocon: “At most gallery shows, even the least expensive works are high three figures. Furry artists could totally charge more than they have been.
*at AC sees his first-ever $50 T-shirts and $500 badge commissions*
“Wow, that’s expensive.”
#TakingMyOwnAdvice :)
*at AC sees his first-ever $50 T-shirts and $500 badge commissions*
“Wow, that’s expensive.”
#TakingMyOwnAdvice :)
July 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Me, before Anthrocon: “At most gallery shows, even the least expensive works are high three figures. Furry artists could totally charge more than they have been.
*at AC sees his first-ever $50 T-shirts and $500 badge commissions*
“Wow, that’s expensive.”
#TakingMyOwnAdvice :)
*at AC sees his first-ever $50 T-shirts and $500 badge commissions*
“Wow, that’s expensive.”
#TakingMyOwnAdvice :)
Interesting selling point for a residence. :)
July 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Interesting selling point for a residence. :)
“Please leave your desk key so we can do some repairs over the holiday weekend.”
This is why I’m back at the office at 9:30pm, because my desk key and my mailbox key look almost exactly alike … :)
This is why I’m back at the office at 9:30pm, because my desk key and my mailbox key look almost exactly alike … :)
July 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“Please leave your desk key so we can do some repairs over the holiday weekend.”
This is why I’m back at the office at 9:30pm, because my desk key and my mailbox key look almost exactly alike … :)
This is why I’m back at the office at 9:30pm, because my desk key and my mailbox key look almost exactly alike … :)
I saw the news van first … and then as I was noticing why they were around, a neighbour walked up: “Oh, so that’s what that huge crash was!”
I’ll bet!
#WhatAStorm
I’ll bet!
#WhatAStorm
June 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I saw the news van first … and then as I was noticing why they were around, a neighbour walked up: “Oh, so that’s what that huge crash was!”
I’ll bet!
#WhatAStorm
I’ll bet!
#WhatAStorm
I can tell some of the “No Kings” folks on the main road near my house were newbies … their signs had almost whole paragraphs on them. No way you could read them from a passing car.
“NO CROWN FOR THE CLOWN” was a good one, though.
“NO CROWN FOR THE CLOWN” was a good one, though.
June 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I can tell some of the “No Kings” folks on the main road near my house were newbies … their signs had almost whole paragraphs on them. No way you could read them from a passing car.
“NO CROWN FOR THE CLOWN” was a good one, though.
“NO CROWN FOR THE CLOWN” was a good one, though.
Illiteracy is both frustrating and oddly fascinating: this replica Ottoman calligraphic roundel says something (a name? a traditional phrase?), and even if I knew Arabic this’d be tricky.
Anyone know what it says?
Anyone know what it says?
June 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Illiteracy is both frustrating and oddly fascinating: this replica Ottoman calligraphic roundel says something (a name? a traditional phrase?), and even if I knew Arabic this’d be tricky.
Anyone know what it says?
Anyone know what it says?
Morning: taking my old car to the shop. It needs one minor thing looked at and adjusted. Quirk of middle age, you know.
Afternoon: taking my old body to the doctor. It needs one minor thing looked at and adjusted. Quirk of middle age, you know.
#CanITradeTheseIn? :)
Afternoon: taking my old body to the doctor. It needs one minor thing looked at and adjusted. Quirk of middle age, you know.
#CanITradeTheseIn? :)
June 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Morning: taking my old car to the shop. It needs one minor thing looked at and adjusted. Quirk of middle age, you know.
Afternoon: taking my old body to the doctor. It needs one minor thing looked at and adjusted. Quirk of middle age, you know.
#CanITradeTheseIn? :)
Afternoon: taking my old body to the doctor. It needs one minor thing looked at and adjusted. Quirk of middle age, you know.
#CanITradeTheseIn? :)
What impresses me the most about the current “battle royale” is how much it shows that we actually somehow admire petulant man-children on some level for their ability to get away with stuff we feel we can’t get away with because we’re adults.
June 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
What impresses me the most about the current “battle royale” is how much it shows that we actually somehow admire petulant man-children on some level for their ability to get away with stuff we feel we can’t get away with because we’re adults.
*post something on X and BlueSky about economics*
*get replies from six bots representing beautiful women*
*post something “inappropriate” on my AD accounts*
*get replies from six bots representing beautiful women*
Come on, people … can we tame this beast, please?
*get replies from six bots representing beautiful women*
*post something “inappropriate” on my AD accounts*
*get replies from six bots representing beautiful women*
Come on, people … can we tame this beast, please?
May 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
*post something on X and BlueSky about economics*
*get replies from six bots representing beautiful women*
*post something “inappropriate” on my AD accounts*
*get replies from six bots representing beautiful women*
Come on, people … can we tame this beast, please?
*get replies from six bots representing beautiful women*
*post something “inappropriate” on my AD accounts*
*get replies from six bots representing beautiful women*
Come on, people … can we tame this beast, please?
No doubt totally different contexts for these plates than what first leaps to my mind … but these two vehicles were parked a block apart and not in the vicinity of any obvious furry party. :)
#Suspicious
#Suspicious
May 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
No doubt totally different contexts for these plates than what first leaps to my mind … but these two vehicles were parked a block apart and not in the vicinity of any obvious furry party. :)
#Suspicious
#Suspicious