Kay
@kaydarling.bsky.social
kay, 31, they/them
just an evil vizier looking for my weak willed ruler <3
just an evil vizier looking for my weak willed ruler <3
most people in the winter: i feel miserable... i'm going to bed way too early...
me in the winter: i feel great! i'm getting so much sleep!!!
me in the winter: i feel great! i'm getting so much sleep!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
most people in the winter: i feel miserable... i'm going to bed way too early...
me in the winter: i feel great! i'm getting so much sleep!!!
me in the winter: i feel great! i'm getting so much sleep!!!
anyone who has used azumarill knows this is true. play rough is 75% accurate when it's stab but when you use it as coverage it IS 90%. many moves like this (power whip, gunk shot)
play rough is NOT 90% accurate bro
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
anyone who has used azumarill knows this is true. play rough is 75% accurate when it's stab but when you use it as coverage it IS 90%. many moves like this (power whip, gunk shot)
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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Opened commissions tonight! Five slots left...
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Opened commissions tonight! Five slots left...
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nonbinary DM (DThem)
nonbinary players (Theyers)
nonbinary dragon (dragon)
nonbinary players (Theyers)
nonbinary dragon (dragon)
October 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
nonbinary DM (DThem)
nonbinary players (Theyers)
nonbinary dragon (dragon)
nonbinary players (Theyers)
nonbinary dragon (dragon)
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It’s hard for me to express how little I care about the White House
October 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s hard for me to express how little I care about the White House
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Dodgers in five I'm afraid
October 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers in five I'm afraid
"ooo i could turn this encounter into a puzzle, that would be great!!" <- thoughts dreamed up by the terminally DMpilled (me)
October 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
"ooo i could turn this encounter into a puzzle, that would be great!!" <- thoughts dreamed up by the terminally DMpilled (me)
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not daily pokemon: plza mega evolutions
September 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
not daily pokemon: plza mega evolutions
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Slots are open! Lots of bills this month 😔 But also my birthday soon 🙂
Scheduling commission slot openings now! ko-fi.com/c/00a68fc060
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Slots are open! Lots of bills this month 😔 But also my birthday soon 🙂
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some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
August 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
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Scheduling commission slot openings now! ko-fi.com/c/00a68fc060
July 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Scheduling commission slot openings now! ko-fi.com/c/00a68fc060
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now that weve had our 1st (pre-)session i can show everybody my new little d&d bastard. his name is filth. hes a rogue whose old party of nogoodniks gave him some money, told him to go home & learn a trade, & ditched him for being a liability instead of an Actual criminal. he has a wisdom score of 7
August 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
now that weve had our 1st (pre-)session i can show everybody my new little d&d bastard. his name is filth. hes a rogue whose old party of nogoodniks gave him some money, told him to go home & learn a trade, & ditched him for being a liability instead of an Actual criminal. he has a wisdom score of 7
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men used to get unrealistic expectations from porn and women used to get them from romance books. now everyone gets them from playing immersive 100 hour videogames where an elf with a shadowy past comes to know love again through your shared adventure and offers up their glistening elf body to you
August 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
men used to get unrealistic expectations from porn and women used to get them from romance books. now everyone gets them from playing immersive 100 hour videogames where an elf with a shadowy past comes to know love again through your shared adventure and offers up their glistening elf body to you
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Zwei Hauskatzen in der Catloaf-Sitzposition!!!
July 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Zwei Hauskatzen in der Catloaf-Sitzposition!!!
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we need to invent a new pronoun that doesn't exist
August 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
we need to invent a new pronoun that doesn't exist
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they're called the doobie brothers cuz they do be brothers
August 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
they're called the doobie brothers cuz they do be brothers
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Feel like the image of a squeeing yaoi fangirl is outdated. I usually just fall completely silent because I'm mentally locking in
August 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Feel like the image of a squeeing yaoi fangirl is outdated. I usually just fall completely silent because I'm mentally locking in