pariah carey
@katydidnt.bsky.social
katy haas
alleged poet
reluctant human
even more reluctant bluesky user
alleged poet
reluctant human
even more reluctant bluesky user
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pariah carey
@katydidnt.bsky.social
· Apr 1
words cannot convey how deeply i believe this algae chihuahua and i are kindred spirits, soulmates, cut from the same cloth, etc.
“when the dog bites, when the bee stings—“
girl, why is the dog biting you??? leave the dog alone!
girl, why is the dog biting you??? leave the dog alone!
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“when the dog bites, when the bee stings—“
girl, why is the dog biting you??? leave the dog alone!
girl, why is the dog biting you??? leave the dog alone!
boomers fucked up everything and now they’re continuing to do it by using gallons of water a day just so they can turn photos of their pets and grandchildren into AI slop.
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
boomers fucked up everything and now they’re continuing to do it by using gallons of water a day just so they can turn photos of their pets and grandchildren into AI slop.
one of my favorite things is when someone comes up to the desk and asks me what a “simple” design is going to cost as if calling it simple will make it so/will make it cheaper.
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
one of my favorite things is when someone comes up to the desk and asks me what a “simple” design is going to cost as if calling it simple will make it so/will make it cheaper.
friends and i came into the bar after a smoke break and the security guy said something like “aw yeah going to ganja town” to us on our way through
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
friends and i came into the bar after a smoke break and the security guy said something like “aw yeah going to ganja town” to us on our way through
side-hustled too close to the sun
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
side-hustled too close to the sun
wow so grateful that as an afab individual there is nothing ever wrong with my health, it is all anxiety and i am always just fine & so very blessed
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
wow so grateful that as an afab individual there is nothing ever wrong with my health, it is all anxiety and i am always just fine & so very blessed
what’s my marketing plan?
- sky writer(s)
- bring passenger pigeons back from extinction & send out a flock with fliers
- tattoo book cover on my back
- drone light show
- game of telephone
- subliminal messaging delivered via dream
- singing telegrams (lots)
- sky writer(s)
- bring passenger pigeons back from extinction & send out a flock with fliers
- tattoo book cover on my back
- drone light show
- game of telephone
- subliminal messaging delivered via dream
- singing telegrams (lots)
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
what’s my marketing plan?
- sky writer(s)
- bring passenger pigeons back from extinction & send out a flock with fliers
- tattoo book cover on my back
- drone light show
- game of telephone
- subliminal messaging delivered via dream
- singing telegrams (lots)
- sky writer(s)
- bring passenger pigeons back from extinction & send out a flock with fliers
- tattoo book cover on my back
- drone light show
- game of telephone
- subliminal messaging delivered via dream
- singing telegrams (lots)
putting me in charge of money at work on days when i have brain fog/headaches seems like it should be illegal
October 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
putting me in charge of money at work on days when i have brain fog/headaches seems like it should be illegal
happened again today
tired of having to come out to people as Old smh
October 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
happened again today
vegan cheese is so fucked up and sinister, do NOT do that to me
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
vegan cheese is so fucked up and sinister, do NOT do that to me
every time someone sends me an insta reel to watch it does irreparable
psychic damage to me actually
psychic damage to me actually
October 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
every time someone sends me an insta reel to watch it does irreparable
psychic damage to me actually
psychic damage to me actually
tired of having to come out to people as Old smh
October 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
tired of having to come out to people as Old smh
the face of a baby who had a cancerous lump removed on her 11th birthday. i am feeling a lot of feelings today and most of them are bad.
October 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
the face of a baby who had a cancerous lump removed on her 11th birthday. i am feeling a lot of feelings today and most of them are bad.
everyday i stray closer to Top Surgery
October 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
everyday i stray closer to Top Surgery
i have property taxes due on the 14th & my dog is getting surgery on the 30th so if anyone ever really wanted to buy some upcycled memento mori type of jewelry for yourself or someone goth and/or weird in your life, now is the perfect time: garlicfurb.etsy.com
September 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i have property taxes due on the 14th & my dog is getting surgery on the 30th so if anyone ever really wanted to buy some upcycled memento mori type of jewelry for yourself or someone goth and/or weird in your life, now is the perfect time: garlicfurb.etsy.com
i made money this weekend side hustling for my property taxes next month & now my dog might need to see the emergency vet tomorrow & what’s wild is this same exact thing happened last year (but she had a different ailment in 2024) 🫠
August 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i made money this weekend side hustling for my property taxes next month & now my dog might need to see the emergency vet tomorrow & what’s wild is this same exact thing happened last year (but she had a different ailment in 2024) 🫠
my cat has a toy box that is literally overflowing and she ignores most of the contents, preferring her favorite toy which is this halter top that says “i have no tits.”
(i’ve tried taking it away from her but she sneaks it out of the hamper/laundry basket/dresser so it’s hers now.)
(i’ve tried taking it away from her but she sneaks it out of the hamper/laundry basket/dresser so it’s hers now.)
August 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
my cat has a toy box that is literally overflowing and she ignores most of the contents, preferring her favorite toy which is this halter top that says “i have no tits.”
(i’ve tried taking it away from her but she sneaks it out of the hamper/laundry basket/dresser so it’s hers now.)
(i’ve tried taking it away from her but she sneaks it out of the hamper/laundry basket/dresser so it’s hers now.)
in my parfait era now actually
in my oatmeal era
August 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
in my parfait era now actually
just imagined A Guy who says “the tism” but thinks it means astigmatism
August 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
just imagined A Guy who says “the tism” but thinks it means astigmatism
a help wanted flier but when you call the number on it, it’s just some guy asking for advice
August 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
a help wanted flier but when you call the number on it, it’s just some guy asking for advice
an “it gets better” campaign but it’s directed toward teens who want to join the military
July 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
an “it gets better” campaign but it’s directed toward teens who want to join the military
i tried writing a silly little poem about Andy Milonakis but it turned into a silly little poem about grief
July 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i tried writing a silly little poem about Andy Milonakis but it turned into a silly little poem about grief
making small talk, sweating profusely
July 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
making small talk, sweating profusely
honestly kind of glad Musk killed my community on Twitter ‘cause i’ve really cut back on my mindless scrolling and have put my attention to more important things like making objects with my hands out of clay.
July 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
honestly kind of glad Musk killed my community on Twitter ‘cause i’ve really cut back on my mindless scrolling and have put my attention to more important things like making objects with my hands out of clay.