Moved teams last week into a new role. Ex team mates have been very odd with me. Not replying to me on teams, removing me from group chats.

Honestly quite daft behaviour.

Mildly obsessed with rednote. There are some amazing Chinese recipes on there.

“Going to wfh the rest of today”
“How come”
“Because if I shout ‘fucking cunts’ as loud as I want to I might get fired”

My day is going wonderfully, thanks for asking.

my first piece for The Atlantic. i will be providing more incisive commentary like this, when called upon to do so.

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

Happy #twinpeaksday to all that celebrate

Actually gonna properly try this bluesky thing now.

I lost (I assume, they blocked me so I can’t find out) one of my oldest (like 25+ years) friends since my partner came out as trans. And I’m really sore about it. Not because I lost a good friend, but because I was so close to someone who was a dickhead for so long.

ACAB

My brain: assigned cop at birth

I think I speak for all Wilco fans when I say, “Ow, my back.”

Is Kirby the ultimate fetishist? From his pink coloring (like a vagina) to having a large, insatiable orifice into which he can suck everything under the sun, Kirby represents the sum totality of sexuality.

I will lay out the various ways Kirby is sex incarnate, a 🧵 1/642

I never thought a cut glass chandelier hanging from a suspended ceiling was something I needed in my life, but here we are….

Made a friend

Had a rum and coke tonight that was at *worst* a 1:1 mix, but may have been stronger. Good work France.

It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.

Final Fantasy X (2001)