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Katrice Metaluna
@katricemetaluna.bsky.social
Just your average everyday enchanted coyote slave girl. One of the few farking furries around with a body control kink. 🔞 18+ only!
If you ever liked my kinky weird lewd stuff then tell me right now and be detailed about it. I'm feeling sick right now, and as always I'm a little bit depressed. And I'm afraid of making up stuff anymore because of current events. I could use a little boost.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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women should get 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 a month to spend on pornography of their fursonas
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It can't. The US will lose its super power status within a decade. Whoever the next president is, they won't be able to fix all the damage caused by The Orange Emperor and his little trained minions. Placing my bet now. >:P
I just had a dude argue that war crimes don't apply during war, and I just don't know if our country can survive this level of stupid.
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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I'm old enough where the first furry commission I got was paid by literally sending it through the mail.

I'd rather not go to that again, but... *waves hands at everything*
At the rate payment processors are going, shutting down artist accounts left and right.

I feel like furry artists will have to start asking for literal cheques from their clients to pay for commissions.
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Hidden, a TikTok-like platform operated by sex workers, is launching as OnlyFans is implementing background checks for performers and expanding beyond adult content. www.wired.com/story/sex-wo...
Sex Workers Built an ‘Anti-OnlyFans’ to Take Control of Their Profits
Hidden, a TikTok-like platform operated by sex workers, is launching as OnlyFans is implementing background checks for performers and expanding beyond adult content.
www.wired.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Without farmworkers we wouldn’t be able to celebrate Thanksgiving. Be thankful for their hard work this holiday season!

Sin los trabajadores agrícolas no podríamos celebrar el Día de Acción de Gracias. ¡Agradece su arduo trabajo en estas fiestas!

#WeFeedYou #Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Happy turkey day. Beware of them falling out of the sky from helicopters.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Woke up from a dream where I was realizing there's a lot of shit I don't have to take. I've been getting those a lot more in the last couple of years.

But they always seem to be happening in a time warp where it's ostensibly in the 80s or 90s based on everyone's age. When I was utterly clueless.
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Worst kink fantasy RP moments ever were mostly of the white knight variety. There I'd be, being made a lewd public spectacle and some guy decides to charge in to save me. Dude, you think I'd actually stay there logged in if I wasn't enjoying what was happening? What a maroon.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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A little talked about symptom of ADHD is Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria (RSD).

This is an intense feeling that everyone hates you.

RSD comes in waves, and does not require events to trigger it. You can be walking along with friends having a great time and suddenly you feel an outsider.
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I wasn't sleepy before but now I am. Why you do this, brain? Whyyyyyy?
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I know LLMs aren't AI in the way we all meant the term before LLMs became a thing we all knew about. But when I see comments like this start to wonder if we're gonna have a Matrix or BSG future because we kept insisting machines actually self-aware were still toasters.
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Wishing I was rich just so I could subscribe to so many people's Patreons.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Maybe I ought to talk about how Katrice's faerie friend works so hard to keep her honest and true about her severe kink of having her body controlled to do lewd and/or silly things. Mayhem thinks that's very important after all.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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the problem with modern fantasy movies is that they stopped having bizarre plot detours where the hero encounters a fucked-up practical effect creature with a crazy rule like "you can't make any sounds around this thing or it turns you into glass" that exist only to traumatize 8-year-olds
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Funny, for being such a bleeding edge high tech company. Cooking the books is a tale as old as time.
Based on what I could find, most companies (that aren't AGI) generally presume GPUs retain value for between three and six years.

OpenAI incorporated 9 years ago.
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Why didn't they just stick to making video cards? Why'd they have to start doing stupid shit? There's a whole history of companies going off the rails only to spiral out of control and crash to the ground.
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Let's Keep Calling!
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Never volunteer extra information to corporations. Only ever give them the absolute minimum necessary for whatever it is you need out of them. They don't need our help for anything.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Please help
Me not be
Homeless
I can not
Survive in
The streets
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The 90s were a time.
Dada "I'm Feeling Nothing" 1995
YouTube video by davidpar2
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Part of me was really hoping we'd have fully immersive VR by now.
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Things no kid has experienced for quite a while and probably never will again: Going on a school outing to a video arcade as a treat, playing a game and having one of your classmates sneak up behind you, grab the controls over your own hands and shaking them about while saying "DON'T MESS UP!"
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM