thepinkpill
katiecharm.bsky.social
thepinkpill
@katiecharm.bsky.social
Trans human. Queer menace. Purveyor of fine memes and meme accessories.
The Faceboomer-ification of Reddit has arrived. It’s always been getting worse for 17 years now (been on there since 2008), but lately we’ve entered a new era:

-blatantly unfunny ‘i hate my wife’ and ‘women bad’ memes everywhere, and low-brow lgbt hate content ‘ironically’ upvoted to the top
September 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“so he doesn’t ever think about me”
•angel: “no, i told you.”
“not even a little bit”
•angel: “ma’am there is an entire paradise afterlife to get to, will you PLEASE”
“i know but this is my chance to ask questions before i move on”
•angel: “no it isn’t, this is your official judgement”
“so does he?”
September 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Don’t just pencil whip your entry into the Brazilian Jujitsu tournament. Take the extra time to verify the second ‘J’ is there in the event title
August 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The 3 deathly hallows of Barnes & Noble are
• child absolutely losing their SHIT and the parents do not care
• guy that’s obviously waay too sick to be there, and he’s gonna stand by YOU
• homeless dude taking a full on fucking shower in the bathroom
How many can you collect in a single visit?
August 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Does anyone else have literal safety briefings with themselves before they make drunk food in the kitchen…? “Okay, number one thing we can’t fuck up? All. Burners. Must. Be. Turned. Off.” “We’ll be handling sharp knives. They *must* be respected..” (every word forged in past self’s drunk mistakes….
August 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
If there is a god then why is there a nose hair in my nose tickling *another* part of my nose and I can’t figure out which one it is no loving creator would ever do this
August 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Person who I haven’t seen in seven years:
*posts pic* “this was me seven years ago…”

Me: yeah, that’s you, so what
August 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Every thing I know about Sydney Sweeney has been against my will
July 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
2034 be like: Meta rolls out new ads using your friends AI generated faces to sell you products; have they gone too far?
July 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hear me out - Zelda: Breath of the Wild / Tears of the Kingdom, except fast travel costs ten real-world pushups
July 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
In 2nd grade the teacher asked, “if a square has four sides, how many sides does a cube have?”, and i was like “…six” and some popular kid went “you idiot of course it doesn’t have six sides; how could a square have six sides” and everyone laughed at me. The rest of my life has felt a lot like that.
April 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Asking someone else what asset you should buy or sell, or asking what price you should buy or sell at, is an incredibly rude thing to do.

You’re asking me to assume to direct financial responsibility for your money, when you don’t even want responsibility for it.
April 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Barnes and Noble - a place for parents to bring their children to let them cry at full volume while doing nothing about it.
April 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
In an emergency you can use your hefty trophy wife to bludgeon home invaders
April 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
When the new track you’re sampling hits you with a gothic choir intro and you can tell a beat is about to drop soon 👌🏻
March 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Love those little moments in the gym, like when you go to wipe the sweat off your brow, and miss and wipe your FUCKING EYEBALL WITH A TOWEL OUCH
March 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
if you know, you know
March 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When you (a white person) hear some cool new slang you recently learned from a rap song that came out five years ago 🧐🧐🧐
March 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Starbucks food is so good if you take it home and heat it for an extra 5 minutes at 300 degrees in your own oven. Why don’t they cook the shit
February 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
“Who taught you that *that* is what love looks like?”
January 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
January 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Local man, who recently quit social media, has no one to brag to about how great it feels to quit social media.
January 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My villain origin story is the teacher asked the kid next to me why he won’t be quiet, and he goes “cause Katie has a mole & it’s got hair growing out of it and she needs to shave it” and I was like WTF. And teacher was like “you need to mind your own business. And Katie you need to shave that mole”
January 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
stop trying to brick my perfectly good phone you fuck muffins
January 7, 2025 at 8:09 AM
*my dry skin ass standing in the shower*

*skin is screaming back at me that im just making it worse*

HOW IS THIS MAKING IT WORSE.
January 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM