you’re in her dms, she’s at my house doing adult tummy time.

Checking out the same beautiful woman as your Uber driver is such a special moment.

American Pope is such a bad omen. Antichrist definitely getting born this year.

Bro, this weekend was a queer coming of age best screenplay winner.

Starting a new blog called Look, I don’t know what’s wrong with me either.

I’m good, im good, im good. I’ve just had a plain flour tortilla rolled up as a snack three nights in a row. Im good tho

Netanyahu has not allowed any aid into Gaza in 22 days. He broke the ceasefire, resuming a bombing campaign that has killed more than 50,000 people. Now he is threatening a long-term occupation of Gaza.

NO MORE MILITARY AID TO NETANYAHU’S WAR MACHINE.

It’s none of my business what’s in there. That’s between the Chicago Transit Authority and the blunt I smoked right after work.

I was conceived to Johnny Carson and watched some kind of late night tv about every day of my little life. I was 13 when this aired for the first time. Truly, Andy’s Little Sister was the perfect storm of loving a bit. It felt good to be seen.

I’ve written a book of quirky poetry for children about having bodies/experiences/feelings that don’t fit neatly into gender stereotypes. It’s called Where the Sideburns End.

Me, cutting off anyone who starts talking about the state of the country like we can politics our way out of this.

The first 2 seconds of the YouTube ad before you skip it is how the brain worm gets in.

Does anyone know if we’re allowed to be funny on bluesky?

I feel like I’m living in Jumanji but instead of the jungle the book is about neo-nazis in cheap suits.