Watching the darts. On Sky you’ve got “it’s a gaffer of an acca” to advertise Ladbrokes, then it’s straight onto “Merry football dartsmas”, and what the very fucking hell do either mean?

I just saw an obituary headline for a bacteriologist described as “a giant in his field” and I’m like of course have you seen how small bacteria are?

I really miss George Michael.

Aspirational.

Professional home audio recording is absolutely simple.

I was skeptical of the “X is slowly cooking your brain” discourse because I don’t think my ideological worldview has shifted much, but having now experienced both Bluesky and X I think the big difference is I got used to fighting/provocation as the standard “tone” of posting without realizing it.

I see Madonna’s doing the Robbie Fowler over on Instagram.

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

It has been brought to my attention that the words skeeting/skeet which we all know and love are also graphic sexual euphisms in American slang.I am,as you can imagine,appalled. I would like to clarify that when I use those words I am referring to posting on bluesky and NOT wanking/jizz. Thank you.

Every #snowday I fondly rememberance the time my childhood mate Barry took the Snow (of Informer fame) album ('12 Inches of Snow') back to Woolworths, demanded to see the manager and told him it was "fucking shite". The manager wholeheartedly agreed and cheerily gave him his money back.

I’m looking forward to me and everyone else getting rid of their X trauma before using this as normal 🤪😁