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couyonspice
@kassiedawnt.bsky.social
cajun girl born in a louisiana crawfish pond.
always trying to have as much fun as possible.
jumping on bluesky to say wayne toups looks like my uncle
January 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I never think I have an accent until I talk into talk to text and it gets all my words wrong
December 23, 2024 at 2:56 PM
The lady at Petco asked if I wanted to purchase a "magic bag" for 10¢ ; I said "HUH?" cause it was literally just a plastic shopping bag. Do not ever speak to me that way!
December 19, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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Me every time Clark destroys the blow molds in Christmas vacation:
a woman is crying while leaning against a wall and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman is crying while leaning against a wall and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2024 at 3:43 AM
The absolute cheapest drinks in Nashville are still more expensive than the fanciest drinks at disneyworld (a themepark, where prices are jacked up)
December 6, 2024 at 9:48 PM
December 5, 2024 at 7:14 PM
So far I've been greatly unsuccessful with trying to find someone to come watch Nosferatu with me on Christmas day
December 3, 2024 at 3:50 PM
ilysm happy birthday b
December 2, 2024 at 2:59 PM
worlds finest on that ozempic? 👀
November 24, 2024 at 4:41 PM
having a grand ol time at ye renaissance fest
November 24, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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I am epidemiologist in the state with the worst infant and maternal mortality rate in the United States.

You better believe they’re going to be finagling the data to cover their asses.
November 23, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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Louisiana has the highest sales tax in the country by the way.
November 23, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I wish they sold Turkey all throughout the year instead of just in November
November 22, 2024 at 8:20 PM
have u????
November 22, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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I don’t think Linda McMahon should be Education Secretary but can we please stop the professional wrestling slander.
November 21, 2024 at 10:51 PM
The owner of the gym handed me this today.
From now on, please only refer to me as Kass LaLanne
November 21, 2024 at 6:07 PM
If I were famous and got asked to be on Drew Barrymore's talkshow, I simply couldn't do it.
November 21, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I feel better, therefore, am no longer anti-vax
beginning to think vaccines are not worth the day or two of side effects they give u !
November 21, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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US politics is so wild.

Here's the Mayor of Knox County Tombstoning the US Secretary of Education
November 20, 2024 at 8:04 PM
beginning to think vaccines are not worth the day or two of side effects they give u !
November 21, 2024 at 2:31 AM
"oh that one looks like a banger" me scrolling the estate sale app
November 20, 2024 at 2:48 AM
walmart clothes have been so cute lately have y'all even noticed?
November 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
what do nipples that hurt mean
November 19, 2024 at 4:11 AM
My mom been dating a new man for a little over a year now and I already asked him if I can inherit one of his motorcycles when he dies
November 18, 2024 at 3:31 AM