Antifa Co., Inc.
@karpovsmachine.bsky.social
I am the domestic terror organization that burned the entire city of Seattle to the ground. And I'll do it again. You found me, but you can't stop me.
Ask me why ACAB. Go ahead and ask. I can prove it.
Ask me why ACAB. Go ahead and ask. I can prove it.
Genesis 1:27 is clearly a description of god creating the first NB intersex person. Don't see any other way to read it.
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Genesis 1:27 is clearly a description of god creating the first NB intersex person. Don't see any other way to read it.
Apparently some folks still don't know this, so . . .
Yes, Michelin Stars are awarded to restaurants by the company that makes tires. It's the same Michelin.
The whole point is to recommend places you might drive to, thus putting wear on your tires, so you have to buy new ones sooner.
Yes, Michelin Stars are awarded to restaurants by the company that makes tires. It's the same Michelin.
The whole point is to recommend places you might drive to, thus putting wear on your tires, so you have to buy new ones sooner.
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Apparently some folks still don't know this, so . . .
Yes, Michelin Stars are awarded to restaurants by the company that makes tires. It's the same Michelin.
The whole point is to recommend places you might drive to, thus putting wear on your tires, so you have to buy new ones sooner.
Yes, Michelin Stars are awarded to restaurants by the company that makes tires. It's the same Michelin.
The whole point is to recommend places you might drive to, thus putting wear on your tires, so you have to buy new ones sooner.
Fun fact:
There's a spike in births the week before Xmas in North America because women will deliberately try to induce labor to avoid having an Xmas baby. More tellingly, the only birthday less common than Dec. 25 is Feb. 29, and the other least common birthdays are Dec. 24, Dec. 26, and Jan. 1.
There's a spike in births the week before Xmas in North America because women will deliberately try to induce labor to avoid having an Xmas baby. More tellingly, the only birthday less common than Dec. 25 is Feb. 29, and the other least common birthdays are Dec. 24, Dec. 26, and Jan. 1.
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Fun fact:
There's a spike in births the week before Xmas in North America because women will deliberately try to induce labor to avoid having an Xmas baby. More tellingly, the only birthday less common than Dec. 25 is Feb. 29, and the other least common birthdays are Dec. 24, Dec. 26, and Jan. 1.
There's a spike in births the week before Xmas in North America because women will deliberately try to induce labor to avoid having an Xmas baby. More tellingly, the only birthday less common than Dec. 25 is Feb. 29, and the other least common birthdays are Dec. 24, Dec. 26, and Jan. 1.
We should get rid of the silent K. No more silent Ks, please. And by that I don't mean we should change how we spell words containing a silent K. I mean we should pronounce the K.
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
We should get rid of the silent K. No more silent Ks, please. And by that I don't mean we should change how we spell words containing a silent K. I mean we should pronounce the K.
Video games that finish BEFORE I start to grow weary of the basic gameplay loop are the best. Too many games are too damned long.
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Video games that finish BEFORE I start to grow weary of the basic gameplay loop are the best. Too many games are too damned long.
Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world
I don't grow my own antibiotics, but I do know how to, and so should you
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I don't grow my own antibiotics, but I do know how to, and so should you
(un)fun fact:
A much larger percentage of American women report feeling frequently or excessively lonely than do American men, but no one talks about their "loneliness epidemic" because, unlike men, women don't make their loneliness everyone else's problem.
A much larger percentage of American women report feeling frequently or excessively lonely than do American men, but no one talks about their "loneliness epidemic" because, unlike men, women don't make their loneliness everyone else's problem.
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
(un)fun fact:
A much larger percentage of American women report feeling frequently or excessively lonely than do American men, but no one talks about their "loneliness epidemic" because, unlike men, women don't make their loneliness everyone else's problem.
A much larger percentage of American women report feeling frequently or excessively lonely than do American men, but no one talks about their "loneliness epidemic" because, unlike men, women don't make their loneliness everyone else's problem.
Sometimes when I'm brushing my dog's teeth (I use one of those finger toothbrushes) I think to myself, "Y'know, you could probably just chomp down on that finger and eat it, and not only would I be unable to stop you, but I'd still love you afterwards."
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Sometimes when I'm brushing my dog's teeth (I use one of those finger toothbrushes) I think to myself, "Y'know, you could probably just chomp down on that finger and eat it, and not only would I be unable to stop you, but I'd still love you afterwards."
As a fellow Gen Xer, I've also found that actually SAYING "pfft. whatever" is strangely cathartic.
it's weird but lately when I see something online that irks me, I just say "whatever 🙄" like a gen x mallrat and it completely gets me over whatever I was annoyed about
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
As a fellow Gen Xer, I've also found that actually SAYING "pfft. whatever" is strangely cathartic.
How black widow spiders mate:
First the male gently shakes the female's web to alert to his presence. Sometimes he gets eaten.
First the male gently shakes the female's web to alert to his presence. Sometimes he gets eaten.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
How black widow spiders mate:
First the male gently shakes the female's web to alert to his presence. Sometimes he gets eaten.
First the male gently shakes the female's web to alert to his presence. Sometimes he gets eaten.
COME TO ME, SUPERMAN! IF YOU DARE! I DEFY YOU! COME! COME AND KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
COME TO ME, SUPERMAN! IF YOU DARE! I DEFY YOU! COME! COME AND KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Two Left Hands
YouTube video by Freddie Slack and His Orchestra - Topic
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Pacific Coast Hockey League, which operated from 1911 to 1924, had both a men's league and a women's league during the 1921 season. The women's league consisted of three teams, and they had some of the best names in the history of pro sports:
Vancouver Amazons
Victoria Kewpies
Seattle Vamps
Vancouver Amazons
Victoria Kewpies
Seattle Vamps
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The Pacific Coast Hockey League, which operated from 1911 to 1924, had both a men's league and a women's league during the 1921 season. The women's league consisted of three teams, and they had some of the best names in the history of pro sports:
Vancouver Amazons
Victoria Kewpies
Seattle Vamps
Vancouver Amazons
Victoria Kewpies
Seattle Vamps
I like how the official name of Montreal's NHL team is "The Hockey Club of Canada"/"Club de Hockey Canadien" They just went ahead and claimed the whole fucking country in 1909 and have never given it up.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I like how the official name of Montreal's NHL team is "The Hockey Club of Canada"/"Club de Hockey Canadien" They just went ahead and claimed the whole fucking country in 1909 and have never given it up.
X Gon Give It To Ya Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen vs. DMX (Mashup)
YouTube video by oneboredjeu Mashup
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Discovery Channel HQ, July 1988
"Hey, boss . . . so I was cataloguing all that nature documentary footage like you ask, and a good 30% of it is just shark content. We've got like an entire week's worth of just shark footage in here."
"!!!"
"Hey, boss . . . so I was cataloguing all that nature documentary footage like you ask, and a good 30% of it is just shark content. We've got like an entire week's worth of just shark footage in here."
"!!!"
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Discovery Channel HQ, July 1988
"Hey, boss . . . so I was cataloguing all that nature documentary footage like you ask, and a good 30% of it is just shark content. We've got like an entire week's worth of just shark footage in here."
"!!!"
"Hey, boss . . . so I was cataloguing all that nature documentary footage like you ask, and a good 30% of it is just shark content. We've got like an entire week's worth of just shark footage in here."
"!!!"
So we all agree that RFK Jr. has an extreme humiliation kink, right? Like he's very obviously trying to be as revolting and disgusting as a person can possibly be. EVERYTHING he's into is gross. He clearly WANTS us to be disgusted by him. He's clearly CHOOSING to be a vile little vomit gremlin.
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
So we all agree that RFK Jr. has an extreme humiliation kink, right? Like he's very obviously trying to be as revolting and disgusting as a person can possibly be. EVERYTHING he's into is gross. He clearly WANTS us to be disgusted by him. He's clearly CHOOSING to be a vile little vomit gremlin.
I got run over by a truck, thus ending one career, and had free money for college. So I went with the intent of studying whatever struck my fancy until I decided what I actually wanted to do.
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I got run over by a truck, thus ending one career, and had free money for college. So I went with the intent of studying whatever struck my fancy until I decided what I actually wanted to do.
I appreciate the fact that nearly every single building in The Outer Worlds 2 contains a reasonable number of restrooms and there is usually nothing of interest in these rooms. I am often disappointed in the dearth of toilets in open world games.
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I appreciate the fact that nearly every single building in The Outer Worlds 2 contains a reasonable number of restrooms and there is usually nothing of interest in these rooms. I am often disappointed in the dearth of toilets in open world games.
Why doesn't PowerPoint have a slide transition option that duplicates the experience of a slide projector, including sound effect? I would use it every time.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Why doesn't PowerPoint have a slide transition option that duplicates the experience of a slide projector, including sound effect? I would use it every time.
Fun facts:
Over 80% of the living biomass on this planet is plants. And over 70% of that plant biomass is metabolically inert stems, trunks, and branches.
Animals represent only 0.5% of the earth's total living biomass.
And about half that animal biomass is marine arthropods.
Over 80% of the living biomass on this planet is plants. And over 70% of that plant biomass is metabolically inert stems, trunks, and branches.
Animals represent only 0.5% of the earth's total living biomass.
And about half that animal biomass is marine arthropods.
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Fun facts:
Over 80% of the living biomass on this planet is plants. And over 70% of that plant biomass is metabolically inert stems, trunks, and branches.
Animals represent only 0.5% of the earth's total living biomass.
And about half that animal biomass is marine arthropods.
Over 80% of the living biomass on this planet is plants. And over 70% of that plant biomass is metabolically inert stems, trunks, and branches.
Animals represent only 0.5% of the earth's total living biomass.
And about half that animal biomass is marine arthropods.
The existence of "business management" as a career path is an indictment of our entire civilization.
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The existence of "business management" as a career path is an indictment of our entire civilization.
Student who is panicking over their incredibly poor grades FINALLY came to office hours today. Highlight of the conversation:
"I think the part of the problem might be I haven't been doing the readings."
"I think the part of the problem might be I haven't been doing the readings."
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Student who is panicking over their incredibly poor grades FINALLY came to office hours today. Highlight of the conversation:
"I think the part of the problem might be I haven't been doing the readings."
"I think the part of the problem might be I haven't been doing the readings."
Protests songs are meant to remain relevant for DECADES (centuries, even), yet here we are.
Ashes In the Fall
YouTube video by Rage Against the Machine - Topic
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Protests songs are meant to remain relevant for DECADES (centuries, even), yet here we are.