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Karl Alden
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Art loser
Drew some birds
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
New guy at the factory asked for more gruel today, lmao you're wild for that Ollie.
August 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Just saw two ICE agents crying and sucking each other off in the parking lot after getting yelled at by a protestor
June 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Of all the mellow acoustic guitar songs written about letting my bricked up buddies rail me raw and nasty, this classic from James Taylor has got to be in the top 5
May 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Do you guys think Snoopy's older brother Spike burned?
May 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
April 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My neighbor saw me painting and came over to talk. She loved my plants and invited me over to see her's, ended up giving me two too keep. I love my neighborhood, don't let anyone tell you shit about Minneapolis.
April 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I'm going to the fuckin' museum.
April 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Free names if one of you wants to become a pro wrestler:
Bert Slam
Ogend Slapsky
Digby Hurtems
Squirt McCoy
Thrasher Crambert
Trashbutt
Fred Slam (Bert's Kayfabe brother)
Ashton Sparkle
Asstronaught
Albrecht Strangledorf
Ted Pushups
Brad "Your Dad's Friend" Caldwell
The Being
Cecelia Facepuncher
April 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Nearly finished with this chimera painting
April 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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what is the sound of one cheek farting
April 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If I had a time machine I wouldnt kill baby Hitler, it would be just as easy to kill a 10-12 year old Hitler and make it look like an accident.
March 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If a girl steals your vape more than ten times you're common law married.
March 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Tiny bayou town. I need to start experimenting with some inking to fill these out.

#drawing #sketch #D&D
March 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Another fantasy town for D&D, I'll get back to painting and more serious art projects soon but I'm enjoying a little world building right now.

#drawing #art #fantasy #D&D
March 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Small fantasy villiage for D&D, I've gotten so much better from just labled squares on paper to an actual town over the past year or two.
#drawing #art #D&D
March 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You were dead before you were born and you'll be dead after you die so you have to drink as many rootbeers as you can in your infinitely short period of existence.
March 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
items I drew for my next dungeons and dragons campaign #drawing #dungeonsanddragons
March 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I cant tell you how good it feels to finally hit the simplest skate trick as an old ass man.
March 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My canned worm business is booming, I don't know who keeps buying these things.
March 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Having Pizza Rolls for breakfast! Fuck you mom and dad! 🤘😂🍕‼️😤 #MyRulez
March 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I would say the most underrated part of pet ownership is not having to stoop over like an ape and pick up the shredded cheese that missed your mouth as you eat it from the bag.
February 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Miles Davis never wrote anything as catchy as Feva For the Flava', argue with a wall.
February 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Beware of this guy I guess
February 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM