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Mike Kanter
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Music, White Sox baseball, chess, software
Chicago

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Shut down all the data centers
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Heaven is Tracy Ullman singing the JG Wentworth jingle forever
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Food idea: edamame, but the pod is filled with milk duds
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Liberate the Broadview Concentration Camp
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just had the best checkmate of my life
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Reposted by Mike Kanter
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Reposted by Mike Kanter
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Noticing that everyone increasingly approves of me talking about Jack-O-Lanterns during the month of October, and then for no reason a sharp decline in approval as soon as Nov 1 hits.
November 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Gia Margaret better be getting hella royalties for that one track that’s in everything
October 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Woke up from nightmare where I took a shower but shower curtain was too long, then when I opened the shower curtain, Sharon Osborne was there and I started screaming. Probably the most scared I’ve ever been
October 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Reposted by Mike Kanter
Political parties must shift immediately and dramatically to the left to avoid alienating these frustrated and abandoned young women. Am I doing this right?
Our recent poll found that women 28 and younger skew substantially more left than the national average. Nearly 80 percent of Gen Z women want abortion to be legal and seven in 10 want gender-affirming care to be accessible for trans adults.
Gen Z women are the most liberal group in the country
On issues like abortion and gender-affirming care, women 28 and younger skew substantially more left than the national average.
19thnews.org
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Reposted by Mike Kanter
EMS called to ICE facility bc protestor has broken collar bone (!). ICE agents then refuse to let EMS ambulance leave. EMS driver puts ambulance in park, which makes the vehicle lurch slightly. ICE agent then get up into the cab threatening to shoot driver in the head
www.wweek.com/news/2025/10...
October 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
“Teens are not generating enough sperm to meet demand! We demand more teen sperm!”
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Reposted by Mike Kanter
This is how authoritarianism cements itself in power and crushes opposition, all while the eggheads debate if it's fascism or something else.
BREAKING via WSJ

The Trump administration is planning sweeping changes in criminal division at the IRS.

Full Story: on.wsj.com/3LbVFtK
October 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
A 25 year old male trying to enter this country fleeing persecution is a “military-aged man”. A 25 year old male who reveals himself to be an actual nazi is just “a kid” please don’t hurt the precious boy. The VP is a racist.
JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."
October 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Lady Gaga is weird music for normies
October 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Africa by D’Angelo is the most beautiful song. Rest In Peace.
October 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Andrew Vaughn trade was a success for the white sox too.
October 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This tigers vs mariners game is the perfect example of why the ghost runner is a terrible rule. games like this don’t happen with the ghost runner.
October 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If your commercial does not end with a blue screen that looks like this, i hope your company goes bankrupt.
October 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
In every emo song, the girl’s name is Juliet and the guy’s name is Romeo. Nobody knows where these names came from.
October 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Reposted by Mike Kanter
Mario Guevara faces imminent deportation after being detained by ICE for over 100 days.

His crime? Livestreaming a “No Kings” protest.

If you were outraged about Jimmy Kimmel, you should be more outraged about Guevara.

It’s time to #FreeMario now!
September 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Had a dream I went to the mall and there was something called “The Imagine Store”. It was John Lennon themed. But they mostly just sold milk. It was called Imagine Milk. People wanted it so bad. John probably would have hated this.
September 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM