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lesbian mark and metal gear solid enjoyer
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thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
July 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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look at this handsome son of a bitch, the bottlebrush buckeye. you get a fork and knife and eat this whole thing and itll kill you to death. also, a lil skipper. enjoy.
July 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye

youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...
Hangman Page introduces himself (in Spanish) to Arena Mexico | AEW Grand Slam Mexico, 6/18/25
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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June 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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you didnt answer my question KEVIN
June 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground
June 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
May 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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this is not a real tweet from the past, im not sure why this is a thing on thr internet
March 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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ah yes, the most holy day of the year: david attenboroughs birthday. here is his latest

youtu.be/cIZAdCtKT_g?...
OCEAN WITH DAVID ATTENBOROUGH | OFFICIAL TRAILER | IN CINEMAS NOW | Altitude Films
YouTube video by Altitude Films
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May 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it
May 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Clean Air Task Force was named one of the most effective environmental organizations by @vox.com for the fifth year in a row.

This #EarthDay, learn how individual donations to CATF can make an exceptionally positive impact: www.vox.com/future-perfe...
April 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits
April 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off
April 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’
March 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Austin 3.14159265359 says that Stone Cold will never settle into a permanently repeating pattern.
March 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet
March 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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big thanks to all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year*. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend

*so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit
March 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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new clothing for the body

www.shopaew.com/catalog/prod...
March 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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im gonna put so many plants into the ground
March 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery
February 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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let me make myself clear
February 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH
January 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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damn it’s december and i just cant believe my coneflower are doing so good it truly is a christmas miracle
December 11, 2024 at 1:02 AM