Seeby | حسيب
@justseeby.bsky.social
e-commerce media strategy | michigan raised/spartan dawg | former litigator | portrait photographer
Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles, CA
There are DMs on Bluesky? How’s everyone feeling about that… sometimes I miss it on threads but mostly I feel like it’s for the best
November 11, 2024 at 7:41 PM
There are DMs on Bluesky? How’s everyone feeling about that… sometimes I miss it on threads but mostly I feel like it’s for the best
There’s nothing more insulting than coming home to find it colder in LA than it was in NYC
November 11, 2024 at 7:36 PM
There’s nothing more insulting than coming home to find it colder in LA than it was in NYC
Today is the “The Plumber Wants $1,000 Am I Willing To Bet On Myself To Fix It Instead” challenge, wish me luck 🫠🚽
At stake: mother in law’s ability to poop when she visits
At stake: mother in law’s ability to poop when she visits
July 6, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Today is the “The Plumber Wants $1,000 Am I Willing To Bet On Myself To Fix It Instead” challenge, wish me luck 🫠🚽
At stake: mother in law’s ability to poop when she visits
At stake: mother in law’s ability to poop when she visits
I cant do another social media app, especially not a Zucky one. I’m ready to transition into my touching grass and getting the memes next quarter via WhatsApp era.
July 6, 2023 at 1:13 AM
I cant do another social media app, especially not a Zucky one. I’m ready to transition into my touching grass and getting the memes next quarter via WhatsApp era.
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WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET
July 6, 2023 at 12:39 AM
WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET
I don’t know what serving c*** is and I think it’s best for everyone if I never find out
May 18, 2023 at 2:49 PM
I don’t know what serving c*** is and I think it’s best for everyone if I never find out
New Slack auto response just dropped
May 15, 2023 at 4:56 PM
New Slack auto response just dropped
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Hey if you ever report a tweet on Twitter for hateful content (particularly anti-Semitism) and it gets rejected feel free to tag me over there (@mollyoshah) and I’ll make a NetzDG report- Germany appears to be pretty seriously going after Twitter for not taking those posts down
May 10, 2023 at 10:08 PM
Hey if you ever report a tweet on Twitter for hateful content (particularly anti-Semitism) and it gets rejected feel free to tag me over there (@mollyoshah) and I’ll make a NetzDG report- Germany appears to be pretty seriously going after Twitter for not taking those posts down
Me: No way is this bagel girl flirting. Ain't no way. You're just confused because she's cute and it's her job to be friendly.
Also me, at home a few minutes later: Oh my god there are 14 bagels in this dozen.
Also me, at home a few minutes later: Oh my god there are 14 bagels in this dozen.
May 8, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Me: No way is this bagel girl flirting. Ain't no way. You're just confused because she's cute and it's her job to be friendly.
Also me, at home a few minutes later: Oh my god there are 14 bagels in this dozen.
Also me, at home a few minutes later: Oh my god there are 14 bagels in this dozen.
Lady next to me: “what’s your name, by the way?”
Bartender: “It’s Barrett!”
Lady: “omg, Bear?? That’s so cute!”
Bartender: “Barrett, actually. Barrett.”
Lady: “CUBBY BEAR. FUZZY BEAR. I can’t handle how cute that name is!”
Bear: 🫠
Bartender: “It’s Barrett!”
Lady: “omg, Bear?? That’s so cute!”
Bartender: “Barrett, actually. Barrett.”
Lady: “CUBBY BEAR. FUZZY BEAR. I can’t handle how cute that name is!”
Bear: 🫠
May 5, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Lady next to me: “what’s your name, by the way?”
Bartender: “It’s Barrett!”
Lady: “omg, Bear?? That’s so cute!”
Bartender: “Barrett, actually. Barrett.”
Lady: “CUBBY BEAR. FUZZY BEAR. I can’t handle how cute that name is!”
Bear: 🫠
Bartender: “It’s Barrett!”
Lady: “omg, Bear?? That’s so cute!”
Bartender: “Barrett, actually. Barrett.”
Lady: “CUBBY BEAR. FUZZY BEAR. I can’t handle how cute that name is!”
Bear: 🫠
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Well this doesn’t look *great*
May 4, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Well this doesn’t look *great*
Last night my son confided that a 2nd grade classmate had hurt his feelings for liking pink and other “girl colors.” This morning he picked out his VERY PINK Angel City FC jersey to wear to school.
Unbothered & unapologetic little guy! 😆 Wish I had that confidence at 8 years old.
Unbothered & unapologetic little guy! 😆 Wish I had that confidence at 8 years old.
May 4, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Last night my son confided that a 2nd grade classmate had hurt his feelings for liking pink and other “girl colors.” This morning he picked out his VERY PINK Angel City FC jersey to wear to school.
Unbothered & unapologetic little guy! 😆 Wish I had that confidence at 8 years old.
Unbothered & unapologetic little guy! 😆 Wish I had that confidence at 8 years old.
Bumping my addy dosage to outperform a work frenemy out of spite
May 3, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Bumping my addy dosage to outperform a work frenemy out of spite
I can see the people whose manic volume of skeets gives away the pain they’re in over here. I see them, and I am them.
May 2, 2023 at 11:42 PM
I can see the people whose manic volume of skeets gives away the pain they’re in over here. I see them, and I am them.
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Can’t post videos yet so I guess I’ll just write out my TikToks.
Ahem *clears throat*
Scene one. The newsroom. Daytime.
Dave bursts in, yelling about the writers strike ……..
Ahem *clears throat*
Scene one. The newsroom. Daytime.
Dave bursts in, yelling about the writers strike ……..
May 2, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Can’t post videos yet so I guess I’ll just write out my TikToks.
Ahem *clears throat*
Scene one. The newsroom. Daytime.
Dave bursts in, yelling about the writers strike ……..
Ahem *clears throat*
Scene one. The newsroom. Daytime.
Dave bursts in, yelling about the writers strike ……..
Wondering what it’s like to have opps
May 2, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Wondering what it’s like to have opps
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A reminder that Black women started ringing the alarm on AI before this
For half a century, “the Godfather of A.I.” nurtured the technology at the heart of chatbots like ChatGPT. Now, he worries it will cause serious harm and has quit his job at Google
‘The Godfather of A.I.’ Leaves Google and Warns of Danger Ahead
For half a century, Geoffrey Hinton nurtured the technology at the heart of chatbots like ChatGPT. Now he worries it will cause serious harm.
www.nytimes.com
May 2, 2023 at 5:09 PM
A reminder that Black women started ringing the alarm on AI before this
Driving in LA & trying to pick a lane of traffic that’s moving:
May 2, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Driving in LA & trying to pick a lane of traffic that’s moving:
Gang, is it anti-worker to watch TV while this strike is on? 🥺
May 2, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Gang, is it anti-worker to watch TV while this strike is on? 🥺
Aziz Ansari despite us never having interacted — multiple friends of mine have asked him why but he’s never given a straight answer 🤷🏽♂️
What’s your favorite instance of a celebrity blocking you on Twitter?
May 2, 2023 at 8:16 PM
Aziz Ansari despite us never having interacted — multiple friends of mine have asked him why but he’s never given a straight answer 🤷🏽♂️
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“This strike will cause significant delays in our eventual scrapping of those projects.”
Netflix Condemns WGA Strike For Putting Future Show Cancellations Behind Schedule
LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing the negative effects the recent union action would have on the company, Netflix officials condemned the Writers Guild of America strike Tuesday for putting future show cancellations behind schedule. “We have dozens of shows already stuck in the early stages of the preproduction process, but…
www.theonion.com
May 2, 2023 at 6:41 PM
“This strike will cause significant delays in our eventual scrapping of those projects.”
I don’t know what they’re talking about.
*resumes listening to a playlist that’s just all covers of Radiohead’s ‘Creep’*
*resumes listening to a playlist that’s just all covers of Radiohead’s ‘Creep’*
May 2, 2023 at 4:00 PM
I don’t know what they’re talking about.
*resumes listening to a playlist that’s just all covers of Radiohead’s ‘Creep’*
*resumes listening to a playlist that’s just all covers of Radiohead’s ‘Creep’*
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The Writers Guild had authorized a strike effective 12:01am May 2nd. Solidarity with union writers!!! ✊🏾
May 2, 2023 at 3:49 AM
The Writers Guild had authorized a strike effective 12:01am May 2nd. Solidarity with union writers!!! ✊🏾
I got linked to the trans + queer shitposters cluster, I feel like I rate 1/3 of those at best but happy to be here 🫡
May 2, 2023 at 3:04 AM
I got linked to the trans + queer shitposters cluster, I feel like I rate 1/3 of those at best but happy to be here 🫡