Post 9/11 country music sounds like the singer is bouncing on a skinny dick
February 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Post 9/11 country music sounds like the singer is bouncing on a skinny dick
Relatively minor undue success is such a prison. Wish my dick was like half an inch shorter so I would know for sure
February 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Relatively minor undue success is such a prison. Wish my dick was like half an inch shorter so I would know for sure
Never been to a Disney themed wedding that lasted
February 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Never been to a Disney themed wedding that lasted
I would have started watching the sopranos a lot earlier if someone had told me there was a character named Big Pussy
January 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I would have started watching the sopranos a lot earlier if someone had told me there was a character named Big Pussy
Look I don't like it but Elon Musk does have the "retard pass". That was technically allowed
January 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Look I don't like it but Elon Musk does have the "retard pass". That was technically allowed
Love Robert Eggers movies because they are so historically accurate they border on racist
January 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Love Robert Eggers movies because they are so historically accurate they border on racist
My wife always gets me the best presents!
December 25, 2024 at 3:06 PM
My wife always gets me the best presents!
Just had a roasted chestnut for the first time. Don't believe the hype
December 21, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Just had a roasted chestnut for the first time. Don't believe the hype
Marvelous Ms. Maisel but it's about Nick Mullen starting cumtown
December 14, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Marvelous Ms. Maisel but it's about Nick Mullen starting cumtown
Some of you guys are a little too anal as hell when you should be being oral as hell
December 10, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Some of you guys are a little too anal as hell when you should be being oral as hell
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Listening to classical music in A flat exclusively because I am not virtue signalling about liking small tits
December 3, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Listening to classical music in A flat exclusively because I am not virtue signalling about liking small tits
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More like... Pod Save My Dick and Balls
December 2, 2024 at 6:23 PM
More like... Pod Save My Dick and Balls
Food for thought
December 2, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Food for thought
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tired: giving head
wired: recapitate
wired: recapitate
December 1, 2024 at 2:29 PM
tired: giving head
wired: recapitate
wired: recapitate
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Twin towers
December 1, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Twin towers
New sensitive boy Olympic event: long distance unrequited yearning
December 1, 2024 at 5:34 PM
New sensitive boy Olympic event: long distance unrequited yearning
Wicked is just the Yakubian mythos for white women
November 30, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Wicked is just the Yakubian mythos for white women
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Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?
November 29, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?
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i found a forgotten god in a pit by my house and i’ve been cutting off pieces of it and eating them
November 29, 2024 at 4:53 AM
i found a forgotten god in a pit by my house and i’ve been cutting off pieces of it and eating them
Very full! Ate a lot of food 🫃
November 29, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Very full! Ate a lot of food 🫃
I believe in a sort of death of the author kind of approach to gay pornography
November 28, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I believe in a sort of death of the author kind of approach to gay pornography