Jupiter2012
@jupiter2012.bsky.social
You may know me from the same name on the bird app. Gay. Kentuckian. Cocktail nerd.
Literally throwing everything I can at myself to try and sleep. And yet…it’s 2:43 and I’m all “hieee!!!!”
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Literally throwing everything I can at myself to try and sleep. And yet…it’s 2:43 and I’m all “hieee!!!!”
Y’all. My mom passed away today.
All very sudden.
Like phone call out of the blue sudden.
I’m just…I don’t even know.
All very sudden.
Like phone call out of the blue sudden.
I’m just…I don’t even know.
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Y’all. My mom passed away today.
All very sudden.
Like phone call out of the blue sudden.
I’m just…I don’t even know.
All very sudden.
Like phone call out of the blue sudden.
I’m just…I don’t even know.
Do I go to an Auto Show in:
A) Detroit
B) DC
C) Chicago
I’ve been to all of them at some point and they have their pros and cons.
A) Detroit
B) DC
C) Chicago
I’ve been to all of them at some point and they have their pros and cons.
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Do I go to an Auto Show in:
A) Detroit
B) DC
C) Chicago
I’ve been to all of them at some point and they have their pros and cons.
A) Detroit
B) DC
C) Chicago
I’ve been to all of them at some point and they have their pros and cons.
Those gays who have gay voice, but it’s DEEP… 😍😍😈😈
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Those gays who have gay voice, but it’s DEEP… 😍😍😈😈
Debating on if I use my small year end bonus to a) save b) take a trip c) use it towards hair transplant surgery or d) another cosmetic procedure to…ya know… fix my face.
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Debating on if I use my small year end bonus to a) save b) take a trip c) use it towards hair transplant surgery or d) another cosmetic procedure to…ya know… fix my face.
Vyvanse and steroid has had me all day like
a black and white photo of a rocket being launched
ALT: a black and white photo of a rocket being launched
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Vyvanse and steroid has had me all day like
I took myself to one of those old neighborhood establishments for lunch. I don’t go here often (like haven’t in years) and I’m very curious to see how this goes.
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I took myself to one of those old neighborhood establishments for lunch. I don’t go here often (like haven’t in years) and I’m very curious to see how this goes.
It really is just too perfect that Evangelicals have been freaking out about the war on Christmas™️ for years, but instead of being minimized, Christmas is actually expanding to 3 months long and reaching into every part of our lives.
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It really is just too perfect that Evangelicals have been freaking out about the war on Christmas™️ for years, but instead of being minimized, Christmas is actually expanding to 3 months long and reaching into every part of our lives.
Me: That gingerbread chai latte don’t sound bad.
Also me: I’m allergic to ginger and would meet my demise.
It’s fun to be allergic to so many foods. Just constant delicious reminders of your mortality.
Also me: I’m allergic to ginger and would meet my demise.
It’s fun to be allergic to so many foods. Just constant delicious reminders of your mortality.
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Me: That gingerbread chai latte don’t sound bad.
Also me: I’m allergic to ginger and would meet my demise.
It’s fun to be allergic to so many foods. Just constant delicious reminders of your mortality.
Also me: I’m allergic to ginger and would meet my demise.
It’s fun to be allergic to so many foods. Just constant delicious reminders of your mortality.
We all realize that none of this matters, right? There could be video of him mushroom dicking down his own teenage daughter and nothing changes. His people live in an alternate reality and Orange Jesus can do no wrong.
a woman in a red dress is dancing with the words `` nothing really matters '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is dancing with the words `` nothing really matters '' written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
We all realize that none of this matters, right? There could be video of him mushroom dicking down his own teenage daughter and nothing changes. His people live in an alternate reality and Orange Jesus can do no wrong.
The other day, I heard a guy on Food Network sing “Pink Peppercorn” to the tune of “Pink Pony Club” and that’s been the sole component of my interior monologue since.
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The other day, I heard a guy on Food Network sing “Pink Peppercorn” to the tune of “Pink Pony Club” and that’s been the sole component of my interior monologue since.
So now we know some of the kompromat that makes him Putin’s pet.
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
So now we know some of the kompromat that makes him Putin’s pet.
Do y’all watch Holiday Baking Championship on Food Network? And if so, do you find this is fully not the time to have this dude who looks like he’s in the SS on?
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Do y’all watch Holiday Baking Championship on Food Network? And if so, do you find this is fully not the time to have this dude who looks like he’s in the SS on?
It’s 32 and windchill of 19.
The heat still isn’t on. I will hold out!
The heat still isn’t on. I will hold out!
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It’s 32 and windchill of 19.
The heat still isn’t on. I will hold out!
The heat still isn’t on. I will hold out!
I’m in front of a courthouse with a bouquet.
I can explain.
I can explain.
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’m in front of a courthouse with a bouquet.
I can explain.
I can explain.
My abusive relationship with flossing continues.
It tells me how gross I am. It requires effort only on my part.
But then it brings me such satisfaction.
It tells me how gross I am. It requires effort only on my part.
But then it brings me such satisfaction.
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My abusive relationship with flossing continues.
It tells me how gross I am. It requires effort only on my part.
But then it brings me such satisfaction.
It tells me how gross I am. It requires effort only on my part.
But then it brings me such satisfaction.
I need a gay who can interior design to help me complete my living space and office into what I want.
I just don’t have that gear. (And I’m colorblind)
I just don’t have that gear. (And I’m colorblind)
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I need a gay who can interior design to help me complete my living space and office into what I want.
I just don’t have that gear. (And I’m colorblind)
I just don’t have that gear. (And I’m colorblind)
Bless @seanq.bsky.social who has now seen what handing out candy and glow sticks to 350 kids looks like, and had his first Jupiter crafted cocktail
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Bless @seanq.bsky.social who has now seen what handing out candy and glow sticks to 350 kids looks like, and had his first Jupiter crafted cocktail
Bless Brits. The word “pudding” just literally means whatever you want it to mean.
I’ve lived there and still don’t know what constitutes “pudding”.
I’ve lived there and still don’t know what constitutes “pudding”.
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Bless Brits. The word “pudding” just literally means whatever you want it to mean.
I’ve lived there and still don’t know what constitutes “pudding”.
I’ve lived there and still don’t know what constitutes “pudding”.
Me: 4 squares is the serving size for this chocolate?! There’s no way I could eat 4 of those.
Has 2.
Me: I now understand how people can have 4 of these.
Has 2.
Me: I now understand how people can have 4 of these.
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Me: 4 squares is the serving size for this chocolate?! There’s no way I could eat 4 of those.
Has 2.
Me: I now understand how people can have 4 of these.
Has 2.
Me: I now understand how people can have 4 of these.
It’s 10:00 on a Saturday night and I’m about to get naked, hot and steamy with…
This Vick’s VapoShower tab thing.
Seriously y’all, this sinus infection is kicking my ass.
This Vick’s VapoShower tab thing.
Seriously y’all, this sinus infection is kicking my ass.
October 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It’s 10:00 on a Saturday night and I’m about to get naked, hot and steamy with…
This Vick’s VapoShower tab thing.
Seriously y’all, this sinus infection is kicking my ass.
This Vick’s VapoShower tab thing.
Seriously y’all, this sinus infection is kicking my ass.
I could never get tired of having my Achilles tendon massaged. Just…aaahhh. (Also, bless the Theragun)
October 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I could never get tired of having my Achilles tendon massaged. Just…aaahhh. (Also, bless the Theragun)
Did y’all know Jamaica and parts of Cuba are about to get hit by a major hurricane? (I know things are awful enough here without worrying about that.)
October 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Did y’all know Jamaica and parts of Cuba are about to get hit by a major hurricane? (I know things are awful enough here without worrying about that.)
The low key read of actually gagging from the strep test.
Like yeah, I know it’s been a minute, gurl.
Like yeah, I know it’s been a minute, gurl.
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The low key read of actually gagging from the strep test.
Like yeah, I know it’s been a minute, gurl.
Like yeah, I know it’s been a minute, gurl.
Well shit. I have a sore throat and fever.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Well shit. I have a sore throat and fever.