Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉
@junglgeorg.bsky.social
Tilting at windmills, chasing echoes of forgotten dreams. 🌬️ Stubbornly quixotic, mildly philosophical, and perpetually lost between data pipelines and fantasy realms. ⚔️📜 Probably overthinking time, space, and why hadedas scream at dawn. Oh and coffee!
My therapist asked me to name three things I'm grateful for and I said "free next day delivery, noise cancelling headphones, and the sweet embrace of the void" and apparently that's concerning but two out of three aint bad
October 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My therapist asked me to name three things I'm grateful for and I said "free next day delivery, noise cancelling headphones, and the sweet embrace of the void" and apparently that's concerning but two out of three aint bad
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If you haven’t been to the Johannesburg Botanical Gardens recently, then get here soon! The cherry blossoms are in full bloom and absolutely spectacular right now. 😍🌸
September 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If you haven’t been to the Johannesburg Botanical Gardens recently, then get here soon! The cherry blossoms are in full bloom and absolutely spectacular right now. 😍🌸
Why are all the evangelicals still here and not raptured? I haven't felt this let down since realising my emergency contact was probably a coffee shop 🥲
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Why are all the evangelicals still here and not raptured? I haven't felt this let down since realising my emergency contact was probably a coffee shop 🥲
My fridge light has seen more of me this week than most people have this year.
September 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My fridge light has seen more of me this week than most people have this year.
Life is finite
Prioritise joy 😊
That's it
That's the skeet
Prioritise joy 😊
That's it
That's the skeet
September 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Life is finite
Prioritise joy 😊
That's it
That's the skeet
Prioritise joy 😊
That's it
That's the skeet
Ever had to put on your glasses so you can hear better over the phone? I just had to 💀👴🏻
August 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Ever had to put on your glasses so you can hear better over the phone? I just had to 💀👴🏻
Nationality and nationalism always felt so silly to me tbh
Its just invisible spaghetti lines humans drew on maps and decided were sacred 🙃
Nothing like pledging lifelong loyalty to a shape on a globe that might look totally different in the next few decades.
Go team arbitrary land blob! 🎉 woohoo
Its just invisible spaghetti lines humans drew on maps and decided were sacred 🙃
Nothing like pledging lifelong loyalty to a shape on a globe that might look totally different in the next few decades.
Go team arbitrary land blob! 🎉 woohoo
August 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Nationality and nationalism always felt so silly to me tbh
Its just invisible spaghetti lines humans drew on maps and decided were sacred 🙃
Nothing like pledging lifelong loyalty to a shape on a globe that might look totally different in the next few decades.
Go team arbitrary land blob! 🎉 woohoo
Its just invisible spaghetti lines humans drew on maps and decided were sacred 🙃
Nothing like pledging lifelong loyalty to a shape on a globe that might look totally different in the next few decades.
Go team arbitrary land blob! 🎉 woohoo
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Soft cold front clouds forming over the city 💨☁️💙
August 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Soft cold front clouds forming over the city 💨☁️💙
Every day, just a little more, I become this meme
June 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Every day, just a little more, I become this meme
Nothing says 'Monday' like getting to the office and spilling coffee on yourself within the first few minutes of the workday ☕🫠
June 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Nothing says 'Monday' like getting to the office and spilling coffee on yourself within the first few minutes of the workday ☕🫠
“If we slow down, Jasnah said, the past catches up to us. History is like that, always gobbling up the present.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Rhythm of War
― Brandon Sanderson, Rhythm of War
June 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
“If we slow down, Jasnah said, the past catches up to us. History is like that, always gobbling up the present.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Rhythm of War
― Brandon Sanderson, Rhythm of War
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Joburg sunset glow from Northcliff Hill.
June 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Joburg sunset glow from Northcliff Hill.
Honestly I feel the same. That sweet sweet Google money completely corrupted Mozilla. It's sad yeah... But bye Firefox 👋
www.theregister.com/2025/06/17/o...
www.theregister.com/2025/06/17/o...
Firefox is dead to me
Opinion: Parent company Mozilla's not my fave either
www.theregister.com
June 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Honestly I feel the same. That sweet sweet Google money completely corrupted Mozilla. It's sad yeah... But bye Firefox 👋
www.theregister.com/2025/06/17/o...
www.theregister.com/2025/06/17/o...
Remember... (wink wink nudge nudge)
June 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Remember... (wink wink nudge nudge)
Forgot my mouse at home 🖱️ and now I'm left using a trackpad today. Pray for me or spare a thought.
I’m basically some kind of digital savage now 😭🙄
I’m basically some kind of digital savage now 😭🙄
June 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Forgot my mouse at home 🖱️ and now I'm left using a trackpad today. Pray for me or spare a thought.
I’m basically some kind of digital savage now 😭🙄
I’m basically some kind of digital savage now 😭🙄
Be a Big Panda 🐼
June 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Be a Big Panda 🐼
Millen... What now?
We're the Spice Girls generation 🕺
We're the Spice Girls generation 🕺
June 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Millen... What now?
We're the Spice Girls generation 🕺
We're the Spice Girls generation 🕺
In-office days: skip breakfast, forget lunch, live on coffee and jokes.
Get home: devour the fridge, the cupboards, whatever is in that weird Tupperware I didn't know we own, oh and maybe the dog food if it's crunchy enough 🐶
But hey "work-life balance", right babe? ✨
Get home: devour the fridge, the cupboards, whatever is in that weird Tupperware I didn't know we own, oh and maybe the dog food if it's crunchy enough 🐶
But hey "work-life balance", right babe? ✨
June 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
In-office days: skip breakfast, forget lunch, live on coffee and jokes.
Get home: devour the fridge, the cupboards, whatever is in that weird Tupperware I didn't know we own, oh and maybe the dog food if it's crunchy enough 🐶
But hey "work-life balance", right babe? ✨
Get home: devour the fridge, the cupboards, whatever is in that weird Tupperware I didn't know we own, oh and maybe the dog food if it's crunchy enough 🐶
But hey "work-life balance", right babe? ✨
People craving fame seem to forget it's a spotlight. Your every flaw is thrown into sharp relief, even the deeply human ones, especially the human ones. I'd rather enjoy my life in peace than audition for perfection each day. Anonymity might be quiet but it's blissfully human, messy bits and all.
June 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
People craving fame seem to forget it's a spotlight. Your every flaw is thrown into sharp relief, even the deeply human ones, especially the human ones. I'd rather enjoy my life in peace than audition for perfection each day. Anonymity might be quiet but it's blissfully human, messy bits and all.
Sat for half an hour wondering what was clawing at my neck, only to find a sneaky leaf wedged between my jacket and shirt. Cheers, autumn 🍂
May 29, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Sat for half an hour wondering what was clawing at my neck, only to find a sneaky leaf wedged between my jacket and shirt. Cheers, autumn 🍂
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An autumn Sunday well spent in the beautiful Gauteng countryside. Peaceful river flowing, trees and sunshine. Just what my soul needed. 😍🌊🍂🌲☀️
May 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
An autumn Sunday well spent in the beautiful Gauteng countryside. Peaceful river flowing, trees and sunshine. Just what my soul needed. 😍🌊🍂🌲☀️
Most Americans have never seen a tea cosy in the wild, and that’s a tragedy I can no longer abide. 😤🫖
Behold: the fabulous knitted tea cosy. Not just a warm hug for your teapot, but a whole vibe. British ingenuity at its most delightful. Why just make tea when your teapot can cosplay as a snail?
Behold: the fabulous knitted tea cosy. Not just a warm hug for your teapot, but a whole vibe. British ingenuity at its most delightful. Why just make tea when your teapot can cosplay as a snail?
May 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Most Americans have never seen a tea cosy in the wild, and that’s a tragedy I can no longer abide. 😤🫖
Behold: the fabulous knitted tea cosy. Not just a warm hug for your teapot, but a whole vibe. British ingenuity at its most delightful. Why just make tea when your teapot can cosplay as a snail?
Behold: the fabulous knitted tea cosy. Not just a warm hug for your teapot, but a whole vibe. British ingenuity at its most delightful. Why just make tea when your teapot can cosplay as a snail?
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Many decades ago, someone had the idea to plant rows of trident maples along my neighbourhood’s streets. Every autumn in Joburg, they put on a spectacular show. Right now, their kaleidoscope of colours are incredible. 😍🍁🍂📸
May 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Many decades ago, someone had the idea to plant rows of trident maples along my neighbourhood’s streets. Every autumn in Joburg, they put on a spectacular show. Right now, their kaleidoscope of colours are incredible. 😍🍁🍂📸
It’s honestly terrifying how many people online can’t read for comprehension.
And these same people are out there making decisions that affect everyone, voting, influencing, shaping the future.
And these same people are out there making decisions that affect everyone, voting, influencing, shaping the future.
April 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It’s honestly terrifying how many people online can’t read for comprehension.
And these same people are out there making decisions that affect everyone, voting, influencing, shaping the future.
And these same people are out there making decisions that affect everyone, voting, influencing, shaping the future.
White South Africans love asking each other if they're planning to emigrate? Where to, when, how soon.
But how does one emigrate their soul?
It’s buried here, beneath a bushwillow. This land holds my breath, my memories, and my being. I could leave with my body, but my heart would not follow.
But how does one emigrate their soul?
It’s buried here, beneath a bushwillow. This land holds my breath, my memories, and my being. I could leave with my body, but my heart would not follow.
April 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
White South Africans love asking each other if they're planning to emigrate? Where to, when, how soon.
But how does one emigrate their soul?
It’s buried here, beneath a bushwillow. This land holds my breath, my memories, and my being. I could leave with my body, but my heart would not follow.
But how does one emigrate their soul?
It’s buried here, beneath a bushwillow. This land holds my breath, my memories, and my being. I could leave with my body, but my heart would not follow.