Judge Wapner
@judgewapner.bsky.social
I’m a Pixie lover, Sweetpea nurturer, Rorschach’s Sidekick, Whaler Caniac & Storm Cellar’s Assistant Captain. See myself as a warrior poet pacifist (I fight/defends with words), a he/him LGBTQ+ ally who believes hockey is for all, even though it isn’t yet.
The most difficult episode we have done, and the difficulty has nothing to do with it being perhaps our last. Some rumours deserve addressing… and that’s what we have done.
The latest (last?) episode of the show. We had Meredith from @frontofficesports.bsky.social on, as well as a Kayla, a Canes STM.
Trigger warning : SA
This one is marked explicit for the adults.
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Trigger warning : SA
This one is marked explicit for the adults.
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Podcast Episode · The Storm Cellar · 09/29/2025 · 1h 11m
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September 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The most difficult episode we have done, and the difficulty has nothing to do with it being perhaps our last. Some rumours deserve addressing… and that’s what we have done.
I don’t expect a response in any way shape or form, but I’ve sent an opinion into the team as it concerns the rumours about possible acquisitions. @stormcellar97.bsky.social and I didn’t get to talk about this over the weekend because of unforseen circumstances, but this will be discussed. Promise…
September 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I don’t expect a response in any way shape or form, but I’ve sent an opinion into the team as it concerns the rumours about possible acquisitions. @stormcellar97.bsky.social and I didn’t get to talk about this over the weekend because of unforseen circumstances, but this will be discussed. Promise…
THIS JUST IN… Habs website still obsessed with Jesperi Kotkaniemi… and in other news, water is wet AND THE HABS SUCK!!!
May 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
THIS JUST IN… Habs website still obsessed with Jesperi Kotkaniemi… and in other news, water is wet AND THE HABS SUCK!!!
A look around the league, recaps of game 2 and 3, and a favour asked of Caniacs in game 4 (not much of a favour really… it’s what we are known for)
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Podcast Episode · The Storm Cellar · 2025-05-11 · 1h 19m
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May 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
A look around the league, recaps of game 2 and 3, and a favour asked of Caniacs in game 4 (not much of a favour really… it’s what we are known for)
I’ve got a lot to say and not nearly enough room to say it here. So if you love the Canes and wanna #RaiseUp… something to wet your whistle from a place way too far from Raleigh for my liking…
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April 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’ve got a lot to say and not nearly enough room to say it here. So if you love the Canes and wanna #RaiseUp… something to wet your whistle from a place way too far from Raleigh for my liking…
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Tune in to the next Storm Cellar episode where you will hear Judge Wapner’s head blow up! It will be AMAZING… and VERY difficult to keep family friendly status…. @stormcellar97.bsky.social will attest to it and be responsible for preventing an explosion unlike any in the history of our podcast
April 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Tune in to the next Storm Cellar episode where you will hear Judge Wapner’s head blow up! It will be AMAZING… and VERY difficult to keep family friendly status…. @stormcellar97.bsky.social will attest to it and be responsible for preventing an explosion unlike any in the history of our podcast
I’m kinda enjoying that cesspool right now, not gonna lie.
April 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’m kinda enjoying that cesspool right now, not gonna lie.
BYE BYE Rags… Hell of a Presidents Trophy defence right there
April 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
BYE BYE Rags… Hell of a Presidents Trophy defence right there
Anyone know where Hall is?
April 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Anyone know where Hall is?
Caps thought they’d goon it up after getting their asses handed to them. How’d that go, Wilson? 7 straight PO appearances! Everyone thought it couldn’t happen. WELL RUN YOU CUR!TELL THE OTHER CUR THE CANES ARE COMING! HELL’S COMING WITH ‘EM YA HEAR? HELL’S COMING WITH EM #RaiseUp #PUTSOMESTANKONIT
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April 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Caps thought they’d goon it up after getting their asses handed to them. How’d that go, Wilson? 7 straight PO appearances! Everyone thought it couldn’t happen. WELL RUN YOU CUR!TELL THE OTHER CUR THE CANES ARE COMING! HELL’S COMING WITH ‘EM YA HEAR? HELL’S COMING WITH EM #RaiseUp #PUTSOMESTANKONIT
I love that a NYI fan cracks on Carolina and when he is THOROUGHLY DESTROYED… he blocks replies. Sign of a real strong, valid argument… about reffing 🙄. Don’t come around and take shots at my boys and expect them to go unanswered. #sweetNYItears #takingcandyfromacryingbaby #waaaytooeasy
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March 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I love that a NYI fan cracks on Carolina and when he is THOROUGHLY DESTROYED… he blocks replies. Sign of a real strong, valid argument… about reffing 🙄. Don’t come around and take shots at my boys and expect them to go unanswered. #sweetNYItears #takingcandyfromacryingbaby #waaaytooeasy
I wish Freddie woulda started for the @Canes tonight instead of Pyotr. Woulda won the game the way I like my salad… No Russian Dressing… #ultimatedadjoke #RaiseUp
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March 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I wish Freddie woulda started for the @Canes tonight instead of Pyotr. Woulda won the game the way I like my salad… No Russian Dressing… #ultimatedadjoke #RaiseUp
Hurricanes GM Eric Tulsky to EVERYONE that cracked on him for a “terrible” Trade Deadline. #RaiseUp #howyalikemeNOW
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March 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hurricanes GM Eric Tulsky to EVERYONE that cracked on him for a “terrible” Trade Deadline. #RaiseUp #howyalikemeNOW
Fill in the blanks as to what I want done to Appleton after that JUMPING hit (AND high stick) on KK! I WANT HIM FILLED THE F%*K IN TONIGHT! 😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬 #RaiseUp
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March 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Fill in the blanks as to what I want done to Appleton after that JUMPING hit (AND high stick) on KK! I WANT HIM FILLED THE F%*K IN TONIGHT! 😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬 #RaiseUp
Will Rantanen be a Cane after tomorrow? This is all anyone really knows. I’m going to bed…
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March 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Will Rantanen be a Cane after tomorrow? This is all anyone really knows. I’m going to bed…
Hey @wademinter.com I gotta ask you… You are an amazing in rink announcer… love your hype… but how hard is it to put the “punch” into “POWER PLAY” when it’s THIS bad? If I were doing it I’d be…”Crap… sigh… it’s a power play…”
March 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Hey @wademinter.com I gotta ask you… You are an amazing in rink announcer… love your hype… but how hard is it to put the “punch” into “POWER PLAY” when it’s THIS bad? If I were doing it I’d be…”Crap… sigh… it’s a power play…”
Good lord the Canes PP is awful. If you REALLY wanna penalize the opposition, send one of our guys to the box every time. Comically bad PP… but I’m not laughing.
March 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Good lord the Canes PP is awful. If you REALLY wanna penalize the opposition, send one of our guys to the box every time. Comically bad PP… but I’m not laughing.
You see, THIS explains the focus of “The Storm Cellar” podcast perfectly! Highlighting Caniacs is our M-O because of what Rod writes here (and has been for 5 seasons 🙂). Make The Storm Cellar a regular listen. Hit Brad @stormcellar97.bsky.social and I up to join the show! #RaiseUp #piggybackpromo
March 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You see, THIS explains the focus of “The Storm Cellar” podcast perfectly! Highlighting Caniacs is our M-O because of what Rod writes here (and has been for 5 seasons 🙂). Make The Storm Cellar a regular listen. Hit Brad @stormcellar97.bsky.social and I up to join the show! #RaiseUp #piggybackpromo
You know all this talk on Rantanen… there has probably already been tampering… probably by Tamper Bay… sorry… Tamper Bay. Why do I keep doing that? Ok Raymond, get it right this time… deep breaths… Tamper Bay…
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March 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You know all this talk on Rantanen… there has probably already been tampering… probably by Tamper Bay… sorry… Tamper Bay. Why do I keep doing that? Ok Raymond, get it right this time… deep breaths… Tamper Bay…
Attention Canes fans in Lenovo… is there a proctologist in the house? We have AT LEAST 10 players that require their heads removed from their rectum. Report to Canes locker room IMMEDIATELY!
March 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Attention Canes fans in Lenovo… is there a proctologist in the house? We have AT LEAST 10 players that require their heads removed from their rectum. Report to Canes locker room IMMEDIATELY!
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@judgewapner.bsky.social and I not feeling the need to complain via text all game because the Canes actually started well…
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February 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
@judgewapner.bsky.social and I not feeling the need to complain via text all game because the Canes actually started well…
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The whole video is insane! Never seen the man this angry…
Not saying Paul was mad, but his face matched the jerseys
January 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The whole video is insane! Never seen the man this angry…