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Sentimentality mode? We were children together!
Pinned
Literally 6 magpies
Overheard someone use the phrase ‘stable job’ and was like aha! that exactly hits why it is I’m so fucking anxious all the time
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“digit” is short for ‘decimal digit’
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Well we couldn't have that
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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If we beat Hungary Catherine Connolly is giving us Monday off work. Pass it on.
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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trying to navigate the fine line between reading enough Epstein emails to be able to follow current affairs but not so many that my soul feels stained by cursed knowledge about the human experience until my dying days
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Is he in solitary confinement?
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hmm.

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November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Did this guy ever get through an entire email without dropping some "by the way, I am a pedophile" reference
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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In this weeks TIME magazine:

- On the cover: 4 AM. Star of many a book and song, but little experienced by people. Find out more about this elusive hour
- Mili-seconds: Breaking out of the stop-watch
- Daylight Savings : Is it time for it to go?
- Spring 2026 Preview
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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london review of blokes
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You know everything is relentlessly awful but I really would be doing better if I had stuck to just never seeing Trump speak. To think that people see this and think “yeah! that’s my guy”! I find it sickening in an uncanny way, I can’t believe people are able to cope with it
China was gonna hit us with ‘Rare Earth’: Now everybody says [ ] “what’s that mean”: Magnets. If China refused to give magnets (because they have a monopoly of magnets (because they’re allowed to [ ] happen over a 32-year period)) there wouldn’t be a car made in the entire world, there wouldn’t be a
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Michael D Higgins leaving office this evening to make way for his successor, Michael E Higgins
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
We all deserve what’s coming to us and I am content I am no more responsible than any of yous
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If China refused to give magnets (because they have a monopoly of magnets (because they’re allowed to [ ] happen over a 32-year period)) there wouldn’t be a car made in the entire world☹️
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
China was gonna hit us with ‘Rare Earth’: Now everybody says [ ] “what’s that mean”: Magnets. If China refused to give magnets (because they have a monopoly of magnets (because they’re allowed to [ ] happen over a 32-year period)) there wouldn’t be a car made in the entire world, there wouldn’t be a
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Violent J / Shaggy 2 Dope 2028
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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hey great news. you know that Duke that I have always considered treacherous?? well I asked him if his men would be there to hold our left flank during the battle, and he assured me - PERSONALLY ASSURED ME - that they would. he specifically said "I wouldn't miss this moment... for all of England."
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Today marks 50 years since the Edmund Fitzgerald and her crew of 29 sank during a violent storm on Lake Superior.

In Minnesota, we continue to honor their legacy.

www.startribune.com/ss-edmund-fi...
Washington: 50 years after Edmund Fitzgerald wreck, story endures despite ballad’s myths
Gordon Lightfoot’s song both preserved and distorted the doomed ship’s history, Robin Washington writes.
www.startribune.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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When Rosie Duffield is in on it I think we can safely say the anti-phone campaign in Brianna's name is actively at odds with tackling transphobia
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM